ITT: actors who killed someone on August 5, 1987
how about actors that murdered their wife?
>August 5, 1987
>tfw that's my bday
>tfw my mother died in childbirth
>tfw I'm not an actor
>tfw I still killed my mom the day Ferris Bueller killed two women in Britain
>"Sir, he killed two women in a drunk driving accident and claims he can't remember."
>"Bullshit. Life sentence."
>"But sir, he's a famous actor."
>"Oh, okay. A fine of 250$ should be enough."
American justice system at it's best.
He was driving through Ireland, retard. Everyone in Ireland is always drunk, so it makes sense why they'd show leniency.
Besides, without that judge we never would have gotten Election. Be grateful.