I like how he's complaining about how injured and poor he

>>64615584
He starts singing and dancing.

>>64615584
chocolate has caffeine dude

>>64615584
were they jewish?

He wanted to show Charlie his Chocolate Factory

>Charlie my legs don't work
>COME ON GRANDPA PLEASE GO
>But MY FUCKING LEGS
>PLEEEEEEEEEASE
What did you expect him to do
Charlie wouldn't leave him the fuck alone

>>64615584
You're a dumb motherfucker

>>64615584
If he's a scumbag, why did you say you liked it?

>>64615584
Where was Charlie's dad?

>>64615916
He worked at the toothpaste fatory, but they were on strike. He's in the book, I don't remember if he's in the movie.

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>>64615620

ok if we're being funny now

>>64615893
gene wilder is great

>>64615949

He was in the Jonny Depp version.

Never mind Charlie....

>>64617112
Who gives a crap about that trash?

>>64615584
Something good finally happened to his family and it rejuvenated him

>>64617201
Wasn't that version supposed to stay true to the book?
Besides willy wonka looking like micheal jackson.

>>64617201
would have been decent if they just remade first one instead of edgy shit like making the umpa lumpas little pakis etc

>>64617487
I bet the Midgets Acting Guild was PISSED when they found out they were only cating one guy as the Oompa Loompas.

>>64617201
>he doesn't like the superior version

>>64617201
>trash
>superior Veruca
>pioneer pilot who won the 1910 London to Paris Air Race for a father
>none of the fizzy lifting drink bullshit
>Grandpa Joe is less of a douche

Wonka was a dick in that version though, but most of the other things hold up. Though the 1971 and 2003 films are two very different products. The version one might prefer is highly subjective.

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>>64617201
>he doesn't like the one with Veruca's lingerie

>>64618005

>2003

it was that long ago? fuck me

>>64615584
Holy christ. I just realized he was faking. I actually thought it was a miracle all these years. I'm a dumb motherfucker. I now think I might be mentally retarded.

>>64615584
He looks like he's sucked a few back alley cocks.

>>64615584
>cinema adults will never understand