I like how he's complaining about how injured and poor he is, then all of a sudden Charlie wins the lottery and he springs back up again and walks normally.
Such a scumbag.
>pioneer pilot who won the 1910 London to Paris Air Race for a father
>none of the fizzy lifting drink bullshit
>Grandpa Joe is less of a douche
Wonka was a dick in that version though, but most of the other things hold up. Though the 1971 and 2003 films are two very different products. The version one might prefer is highly subjective.
>he doesn't like the one with Veruca's lingerie