snoke theories are shit

Also it would ruin the "Anakin is chosen one" prophecy as the Sith wouldnt be destroyed yet, so unless Anakin is also still alive, Snoke is not Plagueis.

skip to 38:15 to hear jj abrams outright say plagueis is not snoke

so serious question time who do you think snoke really is?

I think there are few realistic possibilities.

1 surviving imperial inquisitor- these guys have been poping up in the EU for decades and are in the new EU are essentially low level dark jedi used by the emperor to root out surviving jedi, they have some sith training but they are intentionally undertrained and are not sith and thus do not violate the prophecy, this is the most likely answer and thus the most boring.

2. He is Sheev's son, Sheev tried to kill him because family is a weakness thus the face, this would allow him to be powerful and have sith knowledge without the need for further explanation, and it fits the generational theme of the sequels. It's also kinda stupid (look up trioculous from the old EU I dare you).

3- He is from a non-sith darkside tradition like the Nightsisters who survived from the old canon. Like the inquisitor theory its a little boring and would require some explanation of what they were doing for six movies but I think this is what disney is going to go with in the end.

4- Snoke isn't actually a force user but is in fact a dark side researcher/Archaeologist/acolyte. He worked for the empire uncovering sith secrets for the empire. This gives him enough knowledge to train Kylo. Possibly supporting this is the fact that Kylo Ren rather than Snoke is the leader of the Knights of Ren, this despite being Kylo's master.

>>64617163
Or he's a manifestation of the dark side itself. Kinda opposite Jesus Anakin.

>>64615594
Of course he would fucking deny it, why the fuck would he reveal a big spoiler?

>>64617163

Plagueius the wise

>>64615528

its pretty obviouos you dumb shit...

Snoke is Sheev's dad

>>64617163
He's a holocron.

Can we have a serious adult discussion about who he is without mentioning darth vegas?

>>64617264
Snoke is an original character with knowledge of what happened in the past. His origins will probably remain a mystery and if they do decide to explain anything it will be in episode 9.

>>64617163
All those make so much more sense than this retarded Plagueis theory

Plagueis doesn't have a canonical appearance.
That being said, I still don't think that's who he is.

>>64615572
the prophecy was sayd to bring balance to the force, the jedi only interpreted it as the end of sith

Snoke isn't Plagueis because that would be too cool

>>64615528
Anakin is dead, force ghost and everything, so obviously Snoke could never be Vader, why would anyone suggest that?

Also Andy Serkis said he's a new character.

>>64617367
George confirmed that Anakin was the chosen one and that he fulfilled the prophecy by wiping out the Sith. The Jedi were wrong about a lot of things, but not that.

>>64615594
>Is there gonna be a mention of Darth Plagueis in Episode VII?
>No
Yeah ok you faggot, it sure confirms it!

>>64617261
This.

Or he is a 2 foot tall midget projected to look massive.

>>64617191
So, the Son from the Mortis episodes of Clone Wars, then.

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>>64622081

>>64615528
Neither the mask or his species are canon anymore.

>>64620863
This hologram scene was inspired by the lincoln memorial, it says so in the official concept art book.

Carrie Fisher SNorting cOKE

>>64617191
Force didn't create Anakin, Plaguies did using the force.

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>>64615528

The hottest theory right now is that Snoke is Darth Vader.

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>>64617261

I'd love if this happened.

But it wont.

>Luke enters the room of the final boss prepared to fight and all he sees are ghosts that come out of a black hexagonal box

Whose holocron? Will they pick up an old sith?

Bane? Nihilus? Sion? Revan?

>>64617227

What big spoiler? It's some nobody from EU. 99% of the people who saw the movies have no idea who he is nor care.

>>64623898

They now do thanks to Disney pushing the viral Plagueis is Snoke campaign.

Check Youtube. Even the most normie e-celeb is talking about it.

Same for Jar Jar being a sith. It's a publicity stunt.

>>64615528
>plagueis couldnt breath without a mask as a result of an assassination attempt,plagueis is muun,and the muun do not have noses or ears,

None of that is canon any more. The only canon thing about Plagueis is that he was a sith and he was Sheev's master

>>64624035

That might not even be canon

>>64624063
The prequels are canon; therefore, Plagueis was Palpatine's master.

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>>64624035

Snoke acts too beta to be Plagueis.

You'd think Plagueis would not take any this from anyone or waste time, but Snoke forgives Kylo's fuckups many times and even looses his temper when Hux tells him the mary sues have escaped.

That's not appropriate for Plagueis, even Sheev stayed chill as fuck throughout both trilogies.

Or maybe it's just bad writing

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It's not as shit as the theory saying Rey is Obi-Wan Kenobi's granddaughter or daughter.

>>64624063
Prequels are canon

>>64618555
>George confirmed that Anakin was the chosen one
While I hope they keep it that way, Disney does have the right to change that as they see fit.

>>64622411
No, the Force created Anakin as a sort of rubber band effect.

>>64624159
They were shot out of a cannon.

>>64622295
oh ok I thought I was special

>>64617367
>Lucas shit
They also blackwalled him from any input so I don't see what the fuck that has to do with anything. This is whole new pile of shit besides le glib facsimiles

>>64624128
>>64624128

Palpatine doesn't say Plagueis was his master.

>>64617163
I would like some wizard of oz type of character. That would be pretty interesting. I would hate it, if he turns out to be related to someone already known.

>>64615528
>i check my newsfeed a

fuck off