Kylo, did I ever tell you about the time I took an apprentice who was smarter than you, stronger than you, more competent in the force, and able to kill three Jedi in one spin? I tried make him into a successful apprentice but he got overconfident and tried to replace me. For some reason I decided to fall asleep, knowing that my sociopathic and far more evil sith apprentice could kill me if he wanted to, and he electrocuted the shit out of me, beat me with an ugly stick, and lightly grazed my forehead with his lightsaber. Ultimately he failed to successfully kill me because he was a good friend.
I think the "keep himself from dying" thing only applies to old age. He was like 70 in RotS, which means he'd be over 100 in RotJ.
Getting thrown into a reactor though...no one could survive that.
I guess he figured the smartest man in the universe would have the patience to wait to learn the best force techniques before he tried anything.
Sheev sniffed that delaying act out like a bloodhound and wasn't going to have any of that shit
maybe, just maybe Sidious wanted to feed off anakins inherent connection to keep him alive for a long ass time and when he got turned into vader it ruined that plan. maybe the chosen one was a literal battery for plagueis
Hey Snoke! You monologguing *again*? (kek)
>this bland garbage character will now be canon forever, showing up in all sw materials and having dozens upon dozens of toys and truckloads of merch related to him and be an unavoidable part of any star wars lore conversation
>mfw he welds like 800 or some absurd number using the force to swing them while he sits in his chair
>Snoke has thousands of lightsabers and throws them like projectiles in different directions
Did they go to earth at the end of the movie? Is that the idea? The Jedi originated on Earth and Luke is staying there after humanity has scattered to the galaxy and their planet has flooded?
>Kylo, did I ever tell you about the time Sheev named a hospital after himself?
They probably stumbled onto him by chance in the unknown regions where he was slumbering and recuperating after getting his ass handed to him by Sheev.
Then the ancient evil awoke and took control of the knights and told Ben he needs to go kill the jedi for whatever reason so he did, the absolute madman.
Speaking of the Knights of Ren, at the end of the day will they turn out to be glorified Stormtrooper story-wise or will they be competent soldiers, the Lancelot, Percival and the others to Kylo's Arthur?
>The end of episode 8 is the end of kingdom hearts 2 with Rey and Kylo