Chose one to protect you. The other Seven will kill you.

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BLACK DINGUS

>>64607744
Tim Roth doing a shitty Christopher Waltz impression.

Why is Bernie Sander there?

Goggins. I want the law on my side.

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>>64607773
>Christoph Waltz invented the giddy little psychopath
Get fucked with this meme, pleb.

I think you mean try to kill you.

If they kill you, it doesn't much matter who's doing what.

>>64607835

>>>/reddit/

>>64607744
gotta go with Jack Burton senpai

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>>64607744

>Obviously

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>>64607764

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Tim Roth

Kurt Russell. Because he seems like a good guy and likes guns.

>>64607832
http://uproxx.com/movies/groupies-are-groupies-christoph-waltz-on-why-he-wont-be-starring-in-quentin-tarantinos-the-hateful-eight/

The part was obviously written for him, mate.

>>64607744
The black guy.

The other dudes would be arrested for a hate crime for attacking the nubian

Jigglypuff!

>>64608209
He was in it too?

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So I just finished watching it.

Why the fuck is Tarantino obsessed with black dicks and black this and black that? I mean I understand it in Django and this movie is after the civil war but goddamn it's obnoxious.

Movie was alright, I was really happy that it began as a "whodunit" kinda movie and then just degenerated into typical Tarantino shoot-out.

He really slipped after Inglorious Basterds in my opinion, but Django was the worst.

>>64607744
2,4,8 are the only ones that wouldn't back stab you and kill you themselves. Id pick 4 cause hes such a bro.

>>64608087
Whats a nubian?

If they're going to kill me why does it matter who the odd man out is?

>>64609420
Yeah, the plot twist is that he randomly shows up and shoots Jackson's BIG BLACK DICK off. I'm not making that up.

If the other 7 kill me, what does it matter who is protecting me?

>>64607949
does he have autism, asperger or something like this?

>>64610776
Right after the intermission. Right before is when he talks about raping that white guy and they show it then cut to intermission. This was the first showing of the super sneak preview christmas eve and literally only one cuck was clapping. Everyone else was like da fuck!?

>>64607854
>not knowing the proper way of doing it
>>>/r/eddit