>it's a 70s druggie film
>'revved up like deuce' starts playing
>america defeats advanced alien civilization
>'Oh Say Can You Say' starts playing
Love interest appears in trailer.
>it was all a dream
>love interest appears in movie
>lou reed's sweeter than wine starts playing
>it's an american tv show
>adverts for burger and goka gola every 5 minutes
>movie starts with short 1 minute scene
>'heh, can't believe i'm in this situation. Yep, you guessed it that's me. Let's go back to the start if you really want to know the whole story..."
>we finally make it back to the scene it started with
>make you watch the same shit again
>protagonist was probably lying (said, this is how i die... ends up living when you get to end of movie)
>It's a warehouse level film
>Jerry Was a Race Car Driver starts playing
>it's a "Zelda OoT thread on /v/"
>EH REH starts playing