You're at the Mos Eisley cantina and this guy slaps your Padawan's ass.
What do?
>>64602247
He's not canon, and he never will be. EU fags should shut up.
>>64602247
Draw a dick on a piece of paper, hand it to him, and ask him how I plan to attack him.
>>64602247
Cut off his hand with my lightsaber.
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
Shoot him in the cock, then tell everyone he was a mary sue anyway
>>64602247
YO LISTEN UP, HERES A STORY
>>64602247
Teleport behind him and beat him to death with my Ysalamir
>>64602880
Wow, I totally forgot those were a thing.
>>64602276
Go to bed, JJ.
This motherfucker is a 60s Star Trek character in Star Wars.
>>64602247
Nothing because he is not canon and therefore does not exist
>>64602247
I tell him that the convention for characters out of fanfiction is in the other building