So this is a thing that is happening.
>Dat feel when I saved this image years ago thinking it was nothing more than an artist over reacting
I was Wrong!
She would use you 24/7 and your only non-Emma Stone contact would be the rare occasions when she loans you out to her girlfriends for a few days.
The downside is that your new home would be her sweetiest, grimiest, most well-worn blackened sneakers. You would sleep in them and if you got cold then she would reach into her hamper and give you a used, sweet-drenched ankle sock for you to use as a sleeping bag. Much of your diet would come from drinking her pure footsweet and consuming any of the fruits that her feet provide. All of the yummy things which grow under her toenails, all of the yummy treats wedged between her toes, all of the yummy foot grime, and all of the yummy foot slime would be your daily meals. Always remember to thank the chef with many kisses.
When she's working or outside the house, she keeps you inside of one of the shoes that she is wearing. You are pressed underneath her foot sole, serving as a cushion for her feet to absord her footfalls. She's going to be stomping on you with her soles for hours and she will not give you any sympathy or breaks. She needs you to serve as an insole, and that means she is going to treat you like an insole. She expects you to withstand all of her many footsteps and footstomps and she wants each time her sole slams into you to be met with a kiss. She wants to be walking on your love and adoration, as if she is a goddess gliding above her worshippers.
When she comes home, she will let you out of her shoe. This is when you begin servicing her feet. You kiss them, you lick them, you suck them, you worship them, you make love to them. You do this until three conditions are met: her feet are clean, her feet are happy, and her feet feel as if they have been properly worshipped.
I watched the live-action 101 Dalmations over and over when I was a kid. The one with Glenn Close and Jeff Daniels.
It should be burned into my memory.
Yet I can somehow remember nothing except for Doctor House electrocuting his balls on a fence.
Emma Watson will play Cruella's pet bitch.
Pic related is the only live action Cruella that should exist. Besides Glenn Close of course.
the difference is that maleficent never did anything that terrible in the first place
1. made a bunch of people take a long nap
2. turned into a dragon
it's not ETHICAL, but it's redeemable
but cruella just tried to murder a bunch of dogs so she could make a jacket out of them, there's no real way to make that okay