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>>64601739
Ryan Gosling is slated for the sequel.
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>>64601846
>...
>...
>...
>I retire.
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>>64601846
> he was autistic AND a replicant
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so was Deckard a replicant?
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>>64602134
No, just a cuck.
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Its your birthday. Someone
gives you a calfskin wallet.
How do you react?
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Youve got a little boy. He
shows you his butterfly
collection plus the killing jar.
What do you do?
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was the guy from Drive a replicant?
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Youre watching television.
Suddenly you realize theres a
wasp crawling on your arm.
What do you do?
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You're reading a magazine.
You come across a full-page
nude photo of a guy. You
show it to your wife.
She likes it so much,
she hangs it on your bedroom
wall. The guy is lying on a
bearskin rug.
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Youre in a desert walking
along in the sand when all of
the sudden you look down, and
you see a tortoise, its
crawling toward you. You
reach down, you flip the
tortoise over on it's back. The
tortoise lays on it's back, it's
belly baking in the hot sun,
beating it's legs trying to turn
it'self over, but it cant, not
without your help. But youre
not helping. Why is that?
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>>64601739
The director's cut ending is the finest ending to any movie.
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Describe in single words, only
the good things that come into
your mind about your mother.
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>>64602134
yes you fucking idiot
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>>64602539
Say thanks and sell it
>>64602575
Tell the little freak to stop killing butterfly's and keeping their corpses
>>64602658
Wave my arm about and get up
>>64602745
I'd assume it was a joke and take it down, and maybe ask her about it. I don't really get this one
>>64602786
I guess I'm too tired or I want to eat it

Am I a robot
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You become pregnant by a
man who runs off with your
best friend, and you decide to
get an abortion.
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You're
watching a stage play - a
banquet is in progress. The
guests are enjoying an
appetizer of raw oysters. The
entree consists of boiled dog
stuffed with rice. The raw
oysters are less acceptable to
you than a dish of boiled dog.
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You come home and
see a well-endowed
African-American man
having sex with your wife.
How do you react?
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>>64601930
>real human being and a real hero
Nah, brah. They knew about this movie and were trying to tell us.
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>>64602910
>Am I a robot
Please sir, just stay calm and answer the questions
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>>64602595
yes just listen to the lyrics for nightcall ffs
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>>64602539
I thank them.

>>64602575
I indulge the boy and ask about the butterflies.

>>64602658
I swat it.

>>64602745
I wouldn't have shown my wife. I'd have thrown the image away.

>>64602786
I wouldn't have flipped the tortoise in the first place.

>>64602841
Describing something in single words is an oxymoron. I can either describe something in a single word or in multiple words.

>>64602936
I don't have a uterus and therefore can't become pregnant.

>>64602974
Its just a play. I assume the food isn't really what its said to be.

>>64602987
I kill him and, if it wasn't rape, the wife as well.
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>>64602936
Wouldn't be too happy about it desu senpai
>>64602974
I'm a chinese man who's allergic to seafood then I guess
>>64602987
Split up with my wife
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>>64602134

Depends which cut you watch
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>>64602987
Ask how my hand got severed and left at home and why and how is a nigger fucking it?
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>>64603509
The cut with Ford's narration is god awful all thanks to the goddamn narration.
Ford recites it like a plank of wood.
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>>64603603

>not spotting an obvious clue
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>>64602841
My mother... I'll tell you about
my mother.
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>>64603677
Its too obvious. The narration as well as its delivery are heavy handed and detract from the rest of the movie.
It'd be like having narration at the end of The Thing.
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>>64603732

He means Harrison Ford delivers the narration robotically
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>>64604093
I know.
It doesn't make the narration any less of a detractor.
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