>Get me Jennifer Lawrence
>She's busy with another film, sir
>Get me her non-union quirky equivalent
how can ANYONE hate based Shailene?
go to the ~5:00 mark
you're gonna freak
>i need a hot older redhead to play an aunt
>jessica chastain said she only does mommies, sir
She showed her tits in an actual movie, instead of some lame-ass low quality "leak." Her acting is shit, but she's okay otherwise. Fuck Lawrence, fame has wrecked her mentally.
>m-muh American sweetheart
>just like us
Fuck that, she makes I don't even know probably hundreds of millions a year and she's begging for a break. Just take a break, you dumb cunt. Also show us the tits in HD already, god damn.
she does... she tweets about feet all of the time
foot love is patrician
>she'll never step on you with her naked soles
posting a link to other boards, to reddit, and votespamming doesn't mean anything. foot love will always be sexy as hell and it will always be a prominent part of /tv/ culture.
Feet are far sexier to me, always have been. Boobs do nothing for me.
That's just some dumb literal nigger. Besides, people like you have a massive selection bias. Turn on the local news at night and you're going to hear story after story of tits guys being charged for sexual assault after groping a stranger's breasts or some assman being charged with harnessing women and grabbing their butts. But some weirdo with a speach impediment talks with women about feet and somehow WE'RE the bad guys
>I need a movie with two redheads that look similar and would be willing to play a mommy and aunt, respectively
>Oh and they deflower the little boys they're related to
shailene likes jessica too, her feet and legs!
good, she gets better with age
>get me /r/movies
>uh, reddit's down again, sir
>get me its edgy, contrarian equivalent
why is that submissive. step, not stomp. as in, gently step onto you so you can feel her soles pressed against you. same concept as wanting butts on your face or boobs. women don't weight much.
>DeVito can't do it sir
>Get me the other short guy from Brooklyn
True. I watched countless episodes, because my gf wanted to binge watch it. It was funny at times. It just always seemed like a show for teens made by people who knew absolutely nothing about teens.
>ywn go to one of these parties and mingle with these beautiful people
fug i think once you get in even everyone would be nice to you and talk to you because you're in the party
>when you're doing the Ant Man movie but you can't afford the CGI
Was getting cut out of Amazing Spider-Man 2 good for her career or bad for it?
>Julia Childs is unwilling to do anal penetration on camera but we need it desperately for this scene, who can we find?
actresses aren't for breast touching, they're for foot touching
>Get me the a new generic white girl alongside the likes of Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly that betanerds can fall in love with
>Say no more, senpai
of course op doesn't know but you being an accomplished Thespian will almost assuredly let us all know what a non-union actor means.
the floor is hereby yours o great orator of all things fictional.
>played a character with cancer
>now plays an action hero
>short hair is probably easier to take care of in those types of movies
>girls like to change hair styles
>probably wanted something really different after filming to feel fresh
Watson said she cut hers because she had to keep the same Hermione hair style for 10 years because of the character and wanted a drastic change. Lawrence said hers was beat up from dying it so many times so she had to start over
shes a hippie, not a hipster. hipsters just talk about being better people and helping the environment/their bodies but are too lazy to go through with it
at least she can walk the walk
>so glad the Rock is looking after you
Well, I didn't know that and I thank you for letting me know how wrong op was. SO again, thank you for telling me that the chick with the nice feet was most likely more unionised than Jen what's her nose. Because by knowing I'm that much better off because knowing is almost always half the battle: G I JOEEEEE!
She was perfect in The Descendants. The fact that Ill never fuck her makes me legit sad, now I understand.
well, i'm kinda like older than like, most of, if not all of you here so like, i'm gonna like, use pop references i kinda like, grew up with and stuff.
in the 80's yo they had all these Public Service Announcements yo so everyone was telling us kids what when how why and stuff and, it kind of like, created this hidden tick inside us, you get where i'm going with this, dawg?
shit no. there's a lot of us here who usually shit post with all the others. to be honest, i kinda am here for the cunny threads, but that's going to have to be another story for another thread.
>implying jennifer lawrence isn't just a monica vitti knockoff
>implying there aren't set features that commonly reappear with subtle variations across the entire human race
There's only so much variation out there. George Clooney and Cary Grant look alike too.