>Women and children only >What about the men, sir? >There

But the caves were tested in Belfast with 60 men.

Basically for the men to sit there and die like bitches.

>>64599435
Man if I was first class on that ship I'd jump on that boat like nobody's business.

Also, if not first class, I'd hack up as big a piece of wood as possible and jump in before it sinks and paddle the fuck away at the speed of light. If there were enough time I'd fashion a raft out of planks and clothing or actual rope to keep it together.

Fuck that ocean.

>>64599392
THE PATRIARCHY

>>64599392
>iceberg!
>thank you. now for tea

>>64599392
This is a world before women could handle themselves... Now its equal opportunity for the life boats.

>>64599554
coursey ou would you fat fuck, you'd be dead within SECONDS

>>64599554

experienced seaman right here

>>64599392
Are you stupid or something?

Do maritime rules like this still exist, or are they illegal to implement?

>>64599392
>Women and children only, if any cis white male so much as glances at a lifeboat he should be shot. The fate of the privelaged patriarchy within the microcasm of society in this ship is sealed.
What did he mean by this?

>>64599554
My grandad survive the Titanic in the same way, still carries a piece of his raft around with him

>>64599686

It's not a "maritime rule", it's a social code

>>64599392

>paddle the fuck away at the speed of light

Yeah good idea, then when the rescuers come you see the lights from 5 miles away but nobody picks you up because you're floating in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the North Atlantic while everyone else gets picked up.

>>64599686
The rule is the crew follow the Captains orders and since he was willing to die with the ship he didn't need to give a fuck about rules

>>64599728
are you 60

>>64599728
There are no Titanic survivors left

>>64599728
How does your grandad carry pieces of the raft with him if he's dead?

>>64599817

because he froze to death when the titanic went down and is still floating somewhere in the north atlantic

>>64599662
>>64599662
>>64599658
Stop fucking bullying me!

Wherever I go I'm disciplined

But I wasn't even cheeky

>>64599817
Are you calling my grandad a fucking liar?

>be male who saved up for the past year to buy wife a ticket
>watch as they tell you only your wife can get on one of the boats
>overhear as other women on the boat tell your wife that she should join them to go out into the night to look for men as their husbands will cease to be

>>64599892
JUST

>>64599751
More like while everyone else got sucked into the ocean and drowned, while I'm comfy as fuck on my raft awaiting imminent rescue and everybody else looks like a dumbbell.

>>64599554
>If there were enough time I'd fashion a raft out of children's skin and women's fat or actual tendons to keep it together.
Fuck women and children rule! Most retarded shit ever. I'm not going to die for some whore cunt who will get to fuck and mate with other males and some little bastards that are not of my own blood.
Times have changed. Women and children have more privileges than anyone else in the world these days.

>>64599892
>spent all your money on a ticket
>you die while she lives
>she gets remarried and forgets all about you due to some faggy captain and "muh honor"

>>64599941

so how will you get you and your instantly built raft from the deck into the water without getting wet?

>>64600076
Wait just long enough for the front of the ship to be submerged in water so that I could drop my raft in and climb on. Bystanders interfering would get knocked out by my paddles made from chairs.

>>64599941

Only people in the very near immediate vicinity of the ship got sucked down. The people in the lifeboats didn't.

>>64599686
Pretty sure there are maritime rules about actually having enough lifeboats these days.

Thanks Titanic.

>>64600136
Right and if you didn't do what I did you'd be going down with the ship.

Face it, I survived Titanic.

>>64600132
Assuming you do actually manage to build a workable raft, do you honestly think you could stop a swarm of 5-10 people with just a paddle?

>>64600182
There wouldn't be a need as all people would be at the other end of the ship trying to avoid water for as long as possible.

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>>64599892
imagine being a man going down on that ship
>the life raft with his wife and child is safely drifting away into the distance
>as the cold abyss swallows up his life flashes before his eyes
>as death overtakes him he feels and overwhelming sense of pure content
>only then a vision envelopes him
>a sailor boy by the name of Jamal saves them
>your wife is pounded over and over with 11" of pure dark meat
>the child develops an unnatural craving of bulls

this is the future that cunt captain chose

Anyone know how far that Titanic game has come? The one where they've just spent a fuckload of time replicating the interior perfectly?

>all these degenerate younglings ITT

It is your duty as a man to protect your woman and children at all costs. If you aren't prepared to give your life for your family then what purpose does your life fill? None.

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>>64599865

good man, op

>>64600271
pathetic cuck falling for the family meme in 2015

get back to reddit

>>64600009
this

>>64600271
>your family

protip: your family will become another cuck's family as soon as your wife recovers her craving for dick

Well from evolutionary pov, a sample of 10 females and 1 male is much more likely to expand and evolve than one with 10 males and 1 female.

Theoretically females are more valuable than man, speaking in terms of species' survival.

this triggers the r9k

>>64599554
>Man if I was first class on that ship I'd jump on that boat like nobody's business.
and that's why you never will be first class

>>64600407
>Well from evolutionary pov
Oh shut the fuck up, we're not in 60kBC Africa anymore

>>64600308
that's actually the opposite of liberal nu-male cuckoldry my little redditboy, because it's traditional gender roles for the man to be protecting the women and children

>>64600407
I think society has evolved a bit beyond that point anon, unless you're some tribal in Africa

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>>64599392
He was a spy for saruman

>>64600416
This.

There were actual Titanic survivors who got shunned by their families and hated by the public because people believed they had jumped in the first boat available or disguised themselves as a woman to survive.

Most of /tv/ would be used to that.

>>64600466
>>64600434
>>64600407
Even then the logic doesn't work at all, as if one man is going to be able to protect and supply for 10 pregnant women

>/pol/ kids fiercly attacking family values

How surprising. One can only wonder who really is behind the brainwashing these boys go through.

>>64600516
>trying to destroy his caveman 10 waifu dream.

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This is relevant.

>>64600466
>>64600434
Hey, i am not saying that its how the society works. Just that pretty much all human societal norms are deeply entrenched in the way we behaved back when dying out was a real threat so its not just some arbitrary cuck nonsense.

>>64600516
Which is why males and females are born in the 1:1 ratio pal. I am just saying that from the population preservation and growth view it does not matter whether you have 1 or 10 guys, but not having enough females does show up´.

I mean there is reason why ancient tribes stole women from each other. They were a valuable asset.

that being said, fuck modern women.

ITT: Men who don't give a shit about women anymore
Makes me wonder how mind fucked are american ladies that you've all lost your faith in them

>women and children first
>no space left for any men
>all men die
>women alone with children
>unable to do anything rational the situation degenerates quickly
>cannibalism reigns - women eat all children
>unable to create more children, women eat each other
>but they are unable to fight each other to death from from comparable strength
>trust is dead, all human bonds broken
>each woman starves to death on a pile of their children's bones

and this is whey "women and children first" is the dumbest idea in the history of the world

>>64599892
>>64600271

Men are the ultimate gender of cucks.

I would die to save my girl's life.
If you wouldn't you're not a man.

>>64600151
This.
Titanic sunk for our sins.

>>64600706
did we watch the same movie?

>>64600640
Where did it go so wrong? I'm not a gamer, I actually don't know.

>>64600416
What the fuck are you even saying? That immoral people can't get rich and afford first class?

>>64600511
Oh noes, i don't know how would i live my life if THE PUBLIC didn't think i was cool :(((

>>64600752
>having a girl
>not wanting to just die in general

>>64600670
90% of this thread never talked to one socially

>>64600922
There's a difference between not being cool and actually being turned away from stores and refused room etc.

All the men would die trying to save their wives and children, they they wouldn't be alive to see the sun rising.

>>64599392
If they make a remake of titanic the only ones drowning will be white males, refugees, white women and nigger lovers will be saved.

>>64600271
i hate to be the one who tells you this spoiler to existence but your life fills no purpose at all no matter what you do. keep up the delusion if it helps you tho.

>>64601011

American women are real catches.

>>64601114
*tips fedora*

>>64601059
Even in today's globalized brave new Cuckerberg world you can just pack up your shit, move literally 100km away and nobody will know who you are.

Imagine how easy it was back in the Titanic times. You could probably just move to the other end of the same town to be anonymous enough to not give a fuck about this.

>>64600911
bioware was bought out by ea

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>>64600217

>>64601243
Based Ben Garrison.

>>64601292
It's Zyklon Ben for you Schlomo

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>I always win Jack, one way or another

What did he mean by this?

>>64601213
if anything is fedora tipping behavior it's unironically using a facebook level maymay to dismiss someone's point.

good job mr. reddit

>>64599392
Dawn is for the planet of the apes

>>64601376
That Jack would never get an Oscar.

>>64601384
Made me cringe and the hairs stand up on my neck desu

To be frank, if your girl isn so devoted to you that she would spend the rest of her life telling stories of how great you were and no other man can take your position in their life, then you have no worry in dying mate,

>>64600640
Very very accurate holy shit what a let down

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>>64599392

He meant that men are weak

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>>64600752

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>>64600640

Those threads were glorious

ITT: What can men do against such reckless faggotry?

He was checking his privilege like a good redditor captain