It's Nic Cage's birthday, today! What did you get him?

BEE honey

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A new agent, and his debt wiped clean

Elvis Presley's decayed ashes of his penis.

CPR for his career.

A role in Star Wars Ep VIII

search your feelings, you know it to be the only way to save the saga

>>64592607
I got him this cool dinosaur fossil I hope he likes it

Won't tell him where I got it from though

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A lizard.

>>64593288

Jesus. He looks like shit.

>>64593288
fucking facebook fags talking shit on nic cage fans.
fuck off

a full head of luxurious flowing hair

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a sheev

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Sent him a happy birthday email with a picture of myself with my mom who's a bigger fan of him

>>64593337
>Tfw that iguana is probably dead

>>64593483
nicolascage at studiofanmail.com
is this email legit?

>>64592667

What the fuck's happened to his face?

>>64593483

Lord of War is criminally underrated. Legit, great movie.

>>64593588

Ooh look at you, you've seen Lord of War, aren't you special.

>>64593624
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>64593288
the funny thing is that the fag who wrote that has likely never seen more than one or two of his films

>>64593624

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_War#Box_office

Lots of other people did, too. It did pretty well, considering that it wasn't that big of a release, and that it was a September release.

>>64593495
they can live for like 20 years so maybe not

>>64593288
what the fuck? i unironically love nic cage movies and everyone i've met either hates him and hasn't watched hardly any of his stuff or loves/is neutral towards him and has watched a lot of his stuff

fucking fb cunts

>>64593786

All that anyone can think of anymore is the last five or so years of his career. You don't even have to go that far back to find some great material. He's always done a bunch of stinkers, paired with legitimately great movies that he's been excellent in.

But everyone thinks they're an astute film critic for being able to cite Wicker Man or Left Behind, while forgetting all of his great roles, and ignoring the fact that he puts his heart into the shit movies he's been in. Even the worst movies he's been in become watchable because he actually puts some effort into it.

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>>64592667
>Directed by Mario Van Pebbles

OH NIC

OH NIC

MY SWEET NIC

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Can anyone tell me how accurate is this thing?

I watched sth like 5, and so far everything is in order.

>>64594205

Face Off needs to switch places with Bad Lieutenant.

I don't really remember him being that mental in Adaptation. and I couldn't get through Wild at Heart, despite being a big David Lynch fan.

>>64594205
apprentice was tripe and next wasnt that bad

>>64593247
That's a pretty big waste of a quarter of a million dollars.

>>64593588
Indeed it was.

UN can eat a back of fucking dicks.

>>64592667
oh god what have he done to deserve this
just give him big roles already ;_;

>>64594784

He doesn't have time to do good movies, because he's too busy with shit. And he has to do shit roles because he has the fiscal responsibility of an infant.

>>64594826
>because he's too busy with shit
what shit

>>64594205
OH FUCK OFF

8mm isn't rubbish!

>>64593588
I, too, enjoyed that film.

>>64594878

Dude, look at his imdb profile. The man is churning out terrible movie after terrible movie.

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I got him a sweet new disc

>>64594205
Weatherman was a legit excellent movie.

>>64594991

>tfw completely trapped in a career that you despise, and having no way out of it

>>64595070

Ending was perfect. Never seen a movie end on a tone like that.

>>64593211
I want this.

>>64593624
Haven't you seen it, anon?

>>64594205
DUDE CAMMEL TOE LMAO

>>64594205
>Bad lieutenant
>brilliant
Are they talking about the character or the movie because the movie was shit

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A new snakeskin jacket that happens to be a symbol of his individuality and strong belief in personal freedom

>>64597980

It's like, I know what Lynch was going for, and I know it was very clever, but...

>>64594007
Everyone I've ever talked to about this always blurts out, "But he was in that one skeleton motorcycle movie," like they have any clue what the fuck they are talking about.

>>64595070
That wasn't what the Weatherman was about. It was about coming to terms with who you were. He didn't hate the career, he hated himself.

>>64593786
>>64593369
>>64593685

That's the joke. This is from the Onion.

>>64598564

True. I just get hung up on the scene with the hallway and the doors. It's such a great metaphor for becoming an adult. When you're young, you have an infinite number of doors open, but as you get older, more and more of them close.

>>64594880
I tried watching it once but it was boring as shit

>>64598805

Yeah, no.

>>64592667

What the fuck Thomas Jane???????

>>64594205
> face/off not brilliant
Wtf is this shit

>>64594205
>kick ass is higher than lord of war
fuck the c uck who made this in the butthole

I think we can all agree on the fact that this is the official top 3 Nic Cage movies

1) Lord of War
2) Face/Off
3) Adaptation

>>64600315
who am I kidding I forgot his other great movies

nevermind, I officially can't choose

>>64600244
I'm porett sure the exact position the movies are in aren't relevant. What matters is in which section they are. And 8mm wasn't rubbish.

>>64594205
>Lord of War only halfway up the page

>>64600370

I'm with you, but on one mark. His best movie is Leaving Las Vegas. That's some of the best acting I've ever seen, and without a doubt, the best from Cage.