Movies Only Guys Get

Just kill her or leave her.

Just get a waifu. Women are awful companions. They have been raised their whole lives to believe they are special princesses just because they have a hole between their legs. She has never learned the value of critical thought, nor an appreciation for anything that rewards it.

isn't that pretty much every movie that isn't a romcom?

Have her watch it again, I didn't fully appreciate it until my second viewing.

>>64589101

This. What are you even doing w an IRL gf? It's 2016. You may have to be alone for a while before you're waifu finds you, but use that time to better yourself and appreciate the quiet.

>>64589101
>>64589135
Nah. Pussy is pretty gear, guys.

>>64589135
john oliver pls.

>>64589155

gaaay

>>64589067
>having a gf that is retarded
m8 either get a clever girlfriend or a hipster one that at least pretends to be clever

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>>64589067
Easy

>idolizing sociopath assholes

you're the type of cuck who probably offers his wife to his boss

>>64589176
I didn't want to lead with a soft ball.

But funny enough, I mention that movie to her (and she loves historical movies) and even that one was "too long, kind of boring"

>>64589169
she's smart, just has a case of the ADD

>>64589067
I found this movie pretty boring aside from this scene desu.

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>>64589067
>gf doesn't get Glengarry Glen Ross

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>>64589067
This is might surprise you but when you think about it, it makes sense

>>64589203
>she's smart, just has a case of the ADD

Ahh. Really interested to learn more about your girlfriend. What else can you tell us?

>>64589176
I never get this meme. Is it because there are no pointless shoehorned hetero love plot in it?

>>64589155

>i need a girlfriend/wife to get pussy

hellloooooo reddit

>>64589203
>she's smart, just has a case of the ADD
ahh shit man, how are things going with you guys these days anyway?

>>64589067

>having a pleb girlfriend

sort your life out.

>>64589235
Hello autism.

>>64589203
sounds like a woman to me

>>64589284
if you want a good looking girl, she's gonna be a bit of a pleb. That's the way it is.

All the girls who like all the weird shit you like are gonna be fucking weird.

>>64589067
Just fucking dump her, she is not worthy of being a thinking mans girlfriend. She should just stick to Chad.

>>64589155
>It's worth throwing your dignity away to have sex
Nah.

>>64589333
>anyone on /tv/ having dignity
nigger please.

ITT: permavirgin /r9k/ "intellectuals"

>>64589235
>>64589270
Things are pretty good, she's getting in crazy good shape though. I'm trying to work off my beer belly while she already practically has a six pack.

Low-maintenance, does the laundry, doesn't complain too much, doesn't really shop a lot. Pretty relaxed relationship.

>>64589381
This

/r9k/ pls go back to your shit tier beta hugbox of a board

>>64589067

She follows ABC

Always Be Cunty

>>64589384
Same here. I've started running with my gf though and I'm actually liking it. We're doing a half marathon together at the end of March.

>>64589067
>2015
>watching such a patrician movie with such a pleb

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How about some movies men will never understand?

>>64589381
>>64589406
Just go back to reddit will you?

>>64589406
>if you don't grovel before women and worship them despite their awful taste, you are beta

I wish I was an alpha male slave to DISGUSTING, bleeding pussy.

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anyone ever notice young alec baldwin looks like ryan gosling?

>>64589461
Witherspoon has an Oscar? Holy shit.

Why the fuck does ANYONE take the AA seriously?

>>64589384
Nice, man I'm glad things are going well for you.

>>64589476
Protip: Only "redpilled" /r9k/ betas like yourself talk like this. Why do you guys have to be so extreme all the fucking time?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9skYkQfAwus

;_;

>>64589545
>it is considered extreme to not want to date a pleb just cause there's a damp hole between her legs

God forbid I don't put pussy on a pedestal.

Stop dating tarts. Oh wait. Ur one too...

The entire Rocky series. Filthy women will never understand the struggles the Itallian Stallion went through and will continue to live without a care in the world

>you will never have a borderline homo bromance like Apollo and Rocky

;_;

>>64589381
this, if these faggots ever met the fictional 'alpha males' they worship they'd piss themselves.

>>64589635
Rocky never would have made it without Adrian. The original is honestly a great movie to watch with your gf.

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>>64589601
>it is considered extreme to not want to date a pleb just cause there's a damp hole between her legs

>>64589678
>The original is honestly a great movie to watch with your gf
>gf
HAHAHAHAHA

Hhahahaha

ha...

;_;

>The Hunt
>No Country For Old Men
>Apocalypse Now
>Calvary
>Anything Kubrick
>Anything Lynch

>>64589601
hi i'm a girl and i have a vagina. you sound like the type of alpha that i am looking for in this thread.

please can i be your gf?

>>64589692
>i-i-i cant think of anything to refute that, I know! I'll pretend as if he's a nerd in a fedora, then I can be wrong but still feel right!

>>64589732
Girls have penises

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>>64589747
>i-i-i cant think of anything to refute that, I know! I'll pretend as if he's a nerd in a fedora, then I can be wrong but still feel right!

>>64589203
>she's smart, just has
>Wymen
>Smart

>>64589772

i doubt anyone that has never been a salesman truly gets glengary glenross.

being on a losing streak and chasing bad leads is the worst.

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>>64589461

>Its a "women is a whore and/or drug user her whole life but a pilgrimage is suppose to invalidate all the dicks and/or drugs she took" episode.

I thought my wife might hate this movie, but I recommended we watch it since she likes The Spanish Prisoner. She really dug it.

My buddy's pleb wife on the other hand walked out of the room 15 minutes in and said "this is like a play".

>>64589807
The closest experience I have is doing part-time telemarketing for a semester and it was brutal. Working solely off commission sounds terrible.

>>64589324

You know u can have a girl who likes all the shit you do who you find attractive too right?

(The key is to hide the REALLY weird shit.)

>>64589431

My girlfriend and i run too, but gosh, i dont think we are anywhere near half marathon shape yet!

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>>64589461

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>tfw you'll never be this sexy

>>64589807
I sold phones and other products like that and am happy that I don`t have to deal with this mindfuck anymore. I knew people like those in the movie. Lost souls on their way to hell and they deserve it.

>>64590059

> men actors are sensitive fuck boys now

What the fuck would Sam Peckinpah do if he worked during this day and age?

>>64589969
Finding a girl attractive and finding a girl to be the hottest thing you've seen are two different things.

>>64589850
>My buddy's pleb wife on the other hand walked out of the room 15 minutes in and said "this is like a play".

Funny enough that's because it was adapted from a play.

>>64590122
This. Movies like Jaws and The Thing couldn't even be made now. Modern leading men are all a bunch of baby faced pretty boys.

>>64590135
I also found that amusing.

>>64589992
She's a total fitness nut and I'm sick of being skinnyfat. Cutting down on beer has been tough but I'm getting results.