What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

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>>64585058
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

I couldn't decide if I should go to McDonald's for Taco Bell fourth meal so I flipped a coin. Lost and had to get it, thankfully it's open 24 hours. Got a double quarter pounder, two large fries, 20 piece chicken mcnuggets, and some Coke.

Not even joking unfortunately.

>>64585098
Holy shit how fucking fat are you?

>>64585098
>Lost and had to get it
Why didn't you just go to the place you wanted to go?

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>>64585154
You tell me, this is underneath my bed.

I got kicked in the balls once.

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>>64585200
>>64585098
>these posts

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>>64585098
>>64585200

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>>64585098
>>64585200
post more stories and pics please!

>>64585200
You're gonna get rats dude

>>64585200
Just throw it out senpai

>>64585200
>>64585098
What does your mother think about this bullshit?

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>>64585176
It's the only place that was open, couldn't decide if I should get it or go to bed.
>>64585315
Sometimes I go to a McDonald's on the other side of town so they don't recognize me.
>>64585321
Maybe

>>64585381
I don't want my dad to see it in my trash and feel ashamed.
>>64585427
She is out of the picture, lives somewhere else cause she's a crazy alcoholic.
No more pictures cause it's 8:35 AM and I need to sleep soon. Going to see the Revenant tonight.

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>>64585457
>Sometimes I go to a McDonald's on the other side of town so they don't recognize me.

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>>64585457
>ice cream carton
>MADE IN THE USA
Top kek

>>64585457
Is this going to turn into another trollhand thread?

>>64585154
>>64585176
>>64585200
>>64585240
>>64585285
>>64585315
>>64585321
>>64585381
>>64585427
>>64585457
>>64585503
http://www.whompcomic.com/

can we get back to the thread now please?

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>>64585457
>Sometimes I go to a McDonald's on the other side of town so they don't recognize me.
FUCK
Post more stories

>>64585632
I don't really have any more stories. How eventful can late night McDonald's runs be?
Closest thing I have to a story is that I ordered that meal one time and the guy who handed me the food was massive, 400+lbs. He said, "This is more than I could eat!".

Anyways I'm going to bed now. Night /tv/, sorry to ruin a good No Country for Old Men thread.

>>64585691
cheer up, fattie, enjoy your movie tonight

>>64585691
I meant stories/moments like

>Where else do you hide food?
>Have you ever forgot food in somewhere?
>How many days did that food remained there?

>>64585760
Thanks m8, actually not that fat 6'0" 180, have bulimia though.
>>64585781
Just under my bed. Never forgotten food anywhere. I threw up into a McDonald's cup, filled it up and left it on my desk with the cap on. My brother tried to take a sip when I wasn't in there. It's how they found out and I had to start getting therapy.

I'll stop attention whoring for real now, sorry boys.

>>64585852
i love you
good sleep fampai

>>64585098
That amount of food only makes sense if you're intensely stoned

I ate my own cum

>>64586015

As opposed to what? Not eating your own cum and throwing away all the proteins and vitamins? I ate my cum and my bf's cum all the time man

$150 on a coin toss in a pool room
Tails never fails they said

>>64585095
never rub another man's rhubarb

>>64585457
I'm so glad we still have fucked up people here.

>>64585098
What the fuck

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>>64585098
>>64585200
>This is a starter in America

>>64585058
i kissed a man

>>64585852
maybe you wouldnt puke if you didnt eat pure shit.

>>64590220
PROBABLY LOST THE COIN TOSS ON PURPOSE YA HOMO

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>>64585852
>I threw up into a McDonald's cup, filled it up and left it on my desk with the cap on. My brother tried to take a sip when I wasn't in there.