Disney just gave you exclusive permission to replace one of the Star Wars spin offs, what do you replace it with?
For me it would have to be a general grievous film. This guy had a pretty eventful and interesting life.
If JJ doesn't utilize all the dormant battle droids in the next two films I'm gonna be pissed there is a fucknig army just waiting on standby for someone to use.
Quinlan Vos taking down a criminal syndicate on a jungle planet and having sex with twileks. Plenty of rain, violent light saboring, jungle monsters and a constant pressure from the dark side of tge force.
Even in the prequel films the jedi council doubts that Dooku could do any harm, because they consider him a good guy.
They say something along the lines that he wouldnt kill anyone.
Dooku was just what the EU called a grey jedi, just a Jedi that got fed up with the order and decided to go away.
I'd also like to explore the relation between Dooku and Qui-Gonn, because the latter shares many traits with the former.
Do we get to choose? I'd erase one of the Ewoks movies. Or that fucking Yoda movie. One of the best things about Yoda is the mystery about where he comes from.
I'd like to see a movie about ordinary people. They hear about the Rebellion, or the Clone Wars, or something, maybe a battle ends up happening around them, but they're not involved. They're just trying to survive, and live their lives.
Like a war period piece, but in space.
Probably got melted down to make landspeeders.
>I'd like to see a movie about ordinary people.
Actually, you know what? Fuck it. Let's do Casablanca In Space.
Takes place during the Jedi Purge and early days of the Rebellion, and there are rumors that there's a Jedi among the customers of some cantina or some shit. And members of the Empire and Rebel Alliance are trying to find him. Meanwhile the cantina owner just wants to be left alone, and he's got his own shit going on.
I would like a film about a star wars guy caught up with the lack of scarcity in star wars times and hust like collects planets and runs for emperor and stuff. Maybe he buys an army and tries to conquer everything for fun. Maybe its Xizor
Ahsoka's story after she left the Jedi Order. How did she survived order 66? How many cocks did she sucked to pay the rent? I want the answer to those important questions.
Fucking this. I would love to see the resistance get steamrolled by the First Orders fleet (which I'm sure they have) and the Resistance having to utilize the abandoned droid fleets after there fleet got BTFO by Starkiller base. Clone Wars 2.0, it would be like poetry.
I'd just basically remake Blade Runner but in the Star Wars universe. A detective investigates massive insurance fraud after a fabricant nightclub explodes killing 27 people. The fraud is related to an arms shipment of robot prostitutes on the black market which links its way up the chain to the mayor. Detective uses a blaster, drinks gin and at one point shoots a guys face off, which melts onto the floor. He is out manoeuvred by the Sheev style space politician mayor who sends his men after him and he flees with a femme fatale who betrays him. the last scene is him rewiring the robots to march into the government offices murdering every worker in sight including the mayor while the detective flees on an illegal trafficking freighter under an assumed name.
A Lando movie could be neato.
The idean behind TFA's Finn seems interesting, but I would rather focus on actually loyal Stormtroopers. Maybe a mission about a local Rebel faction and the Stormtroopers being ordered to destroy them.
Or a smuggler /pirate who makes deals with Jabba.
Star Wars: Evening At The Cantina
7 characters get trapped inside a cantina on Tattooine during a sandstorm. One is a bounty hunter, one is his bounty, they are all different species. They discuss politics, rebels, empire, the state of relations between alien species, one is a droid, and so on. Eventually shit pops off, the bounty hunter goes for his target but stops at the last last second, having bonded with him over the night.
Think Hateful Eight combined with The Breakfast Club.
If they set it 10 years after ROTS, than Ewan would be the perfect age for it. As well as whoever played Owen and Beru in AOTC. Wouldn't be to hard to find a 10 year old Luke either.
an hbo miniseries about the criminals Han Solo ran into in the new flick.
The scottish space criminal Bala-Tik of the Guavian Death Gang thought it was just another day in the outer rim. But no one had told him about Kanjiklub.