TURN YOUR TV TO AN EMPTY CHANNEL .098% OF THE STATIC YOU SEE

>>64580881
Thanks Stephen Hawknig

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RELIGION? FUCK YOU

analog cable doesn't exist anymore

>>64580881
No, the rest is pigeons shitting on satellites.

I don't get it. Static is caused by the big bang?

>>64581506
Yeah. There was a flash of light that happened at 400,000 years after the big bang, and the stretching of space has turned the light waves into radio waves. So anywhere you point a radio telescope in space, you get static. It's constantly falling on the earth too.

>>64580881
>TURN YOUR TV TO AN EMPTY CHANNEL
Why? I somehow doubt that you can watch the static to find scientific inaccuracies to bitch about, Neil

>>64580941
go away christfag

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>>64581297
>No, the rest is pigeons shitting on satellites.

>>64580881
Just a reminder that astrophysics black guy is pissing off his followers because he's been ripping on star wars physics.

>>64581578
sounds like bullshit to be honest

>>64581636
That's a problem with you, then.

>>64580881
But modern televisions automatically turn into a blank screen if they detect any form of static on an empty channel, so it won't do shit. Try buying a recent TV you piece of shit.

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>>64581636
http://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/topics_bigbang_background.html

>>64581636
Dude, if you think it's wrong you should write a scientific paper and get it published! You would probably win a Nobel Prize.

Here's the basic rundown to get you started: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_microwave_background_radiation

>>64581735
Angel wings fluttering, fucktard. Ask anyone.

>>64581788
Sounds riveting! Can't wait to see you with your Nobel in a couple years. I bet your paper will be enlightening.

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the universe scares me bros

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>>64581636

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>>64581735
science is not a religion, stop treating it like one

>>64580881
Any examples of him saying shit like this? I never watched the show so I don't know how bad it actually was.

>>64581788
Must be a lot of angels, then.

>>64581893
billions of people have died...

THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS THE SAME

THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS THE SAME

NO MATTER WHAT DIRECTION OR HOW FAST

How many angel flutters does it take to microwave a burrito?

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>he thinks god is a ridiculous concept
>but the big big isn't

>>64581905
You'd need trillions to have static like that. And not everyone gets into heaven. In fact in some religions, there is no heaven. Just an afterlife.

>>64581984
But it isn't...

>>64581997
They have big wings.

>>64581578
I have a theoretical degree in physics and I don't believe that

>>64581984
Didnt Obama fuck him over becuase hes jealous that he made more money pulling the wool over peoples eyes than he did?

>>64581623
HE MEANS TERRESTRIAL SATELLITE DISHES, BUT IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY REALLY

>>64582017
It's a good thing that science isn't about belief then!

>>64582010
it literally makes no sense that everything would come from matter condensed to a small point, no fucking sense at all

>>64582067
And yet you came from a single cell. Strange how that happens.

>>64582067
Everything starts out from a small point one way or another. You can see this under a microscope when cells or crystallines replicate and build off each other.

>>64582094
WHY IS LIFE SO CONFUSING

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>>64582225
>michio bukkake
this made me laugh so hard that it made me fart

>>64580881
TV is all digital now. no more static. you can still hear it on radio tho.

>>64581578
>400,000 years after the big bang
what? it's the big bang itself that's causing it.

>>64580881
If radiation affects space time continuum, how is that the static isn't from a far off future when we blew up the earth in a nuclear war? Check mate, science black meme man.

>>64582013
For you

>/tv/ discusses science

These threads make me cringe hard

>>64582372
>radiation affects space time continuum
on what grounds?

>>64582334
The big bang was at T0, but the effects still linger.

It's like saying the 2005 earthquake killed a hundred thousand people. The earthquake triggered a tsunami, which wiped out costal areas with walls of water hours later.

>>64582443
All of them.

>people haven't read Hawkings book
>people don't realise that he doesn't believe in the Big Bang now
Idiots please leave

>>64582511
so what? he's not the universal authority on space

>>64582541
>so what
He invented the theory

>>64582556
And had bits of it beaten down by Kip Thorne.

>>64582556
The big bang theory was invented before Slow Robot Voice Mc Pants Shitter was even born.

>>64582067
You have to think of the pre-big bang universe like a powder keg, and the event itself is just a spark. When a universe ends, you get absolute heat death, nothing can survive, and on these time-scales all matter is represented by low energy photons. Over time, these drift further and further away from each other, leading to a region of space that contains nothing.

If you look at space today, it's absolutely teeming with background radiation from our big bang. In an incredibly long amount of time, that, and every star, planet, and spaceship will decay into nothingness.

Regions of space with almost nothing in them for millions of light years get all fucked up, particles pop out of existence from other dimensional planes, and you get another big bang, immense amounts of energy from nothing at all.

le

>>64582556
I believe that feat actually belongs to the Catholic church, senpai.

>>64582017
i've got a real degree in physics and i do

>>64583255
shut the fuck up professor street!

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>>64580881

I'd pay money to kick that man in the groin

>.098% of the sparkles you see are from the Big Bang

>The rest is from modern scientificists that appropriate an investigation system and make it a religion

>>64580881
Can we dump the meme science man in some muslim country to be rid of him? Maybe in europe

>>64581984
What the fuck is the big big
you stupid

>>64582052

>implying

>>64581297
>>64581623
>>64582032


>>64582372
>>64582443
>>64582481


Well my sides are static.

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>>64584459
>being this mad

>>64582443
The higher ground.

lol stupid atheists
atheism is the worst meme of this millenia

thank God i'm a Believer, i'm waiting happily for the rapture.
i'll play softball with Jesus in Heaven while fedora tippers burn their fat in hell.

>>64581297
fucking space pigeons, man

>yfw you realize there are actual anons out there, younger and older than you, that actually fell for the fedora meme and now pretend to be Christian to impress people on /pol/

>>64582266
>this made me laugh so hard that it made me fart

happened to me when I was sitting next to the girl I had a crush on ;_;

she actually laughed at me getting embarrassed and we ended up being together for over 4 years

I still miss her

>>64586726
>implying Jesus Christ isn't our Lord and Saviour

what are you gonna say next? that the holocaust happened and jew bankers didn't plan 9/11?