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Why couldn't Brock get any girls?

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Why couldn't Brock get any girls?
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>>64575308
He's a foreigner in a fictional Japan. The Japanese are very xenophobic.
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>>64575308
Because Ash cucks all of them.
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spilled way too much spaghetti
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>>64575308
He is /r9k/ the character.
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>>64575308
He did behind the scenes. Literally every female in that show got Brocked.
Especially Ash's mom
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>>64575894
That ass belonged to Professor Oak and Mr. Mime
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>>64575894
Ash and his mom have a secret life too..
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>>64575894
>>64576429
Mr. Mime only fingered her, she was pure otherwise
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>>64576496
>Delia
>pure

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>>/a/
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Hes from the southern islands
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animu
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Came off as too desperate all he time. Could never play it cool.
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He could have had that qt professor's assistant back in orange isles or wherever the fuck she was, but he left.
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>>64576496
Literally doesn't know her son's father
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>>64577450
he was miraculously conceived

she was still a virgin until she sat on that mimes fingertips
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>>64577450
Are you saying Ash Pokewalker was conceived by Unowns?
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>>64577522
Go to bed, George
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because they always see a little red haired qt pull him away by the ear when he hits on them
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>>64575308
He's a creepy loser who hangs out with two little kids and comes on way too strong.
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>>64577943
Go easy dude you don't have to be this real.
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>>64575308
And here I always thought that handsome fucker was a pussy slayer
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Rewatched about two years ago and really enjoyed it, but never continued on to different seasons. Why do they all split up ?
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>>64577943
He's just a hopeless romantic with no experience with women because he spent most of his life taking care of all 12 of his brothers and sisters after his mom died and dad left the family.
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>>64578257
Switch May and Jessie and it's good.
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>>64576429
that's an odd way to spell Entai
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Serena>Misty>May>Down>That nigger girl don't even remember her name
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he's a beta with dogshit pokemon and got cucked by a literal kid in him own gym

who wants him? nobody

he isn't good at anything
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>>64578257
>Duplica anything other than top tier

If I could punch you through your screen, I would.
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Where is Brock currently anyway?
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Reminder that Brock is actually a ground-type specialist.
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what's your favorite pokemon /tv/? mine is snorlax
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>>64578225
Mom is still alive and kicking. His parents are just negligent assholes.
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He's like 16 hitting on women way older than him, in professional positions no less.

He's a creep, too. Barely acceptable levels of rapeyness for a kids show.
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>>64575308
Because it's a running gag.
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>>64578752
What makes you say that? All his ground types have been rock/ground, and he had at least one pure rock type.
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>>64578808
thats tough, i cant name one so ill go by gen
>venusaur
>lugia
>metagross
>rhyperior
>the snowflake one (is that gen 5 i dunno)
>tyrantrum
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>>64578808

Most underrated Pokemon of all time right here.
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>>64578895
In the original games he only had Rock/Ground and the other trainers in bis gym had only pure ground.
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>>64578102
Misty gets her bike back so she can't use it as an excuse to follow Ash around anymore. She leaves to take over the Cerulean Gym and Ash just lets her go. Brock just fucks off somewhere only to rejoin Ash like a week later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WOMa2TeoZc
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what the fuck happened to this show

why did they kick misty??? who does that
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>>64578808
Primeape all the way
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>>64578942
>only had pure ground
Really? I thought they had geodudes or something
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>>64578808
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>>64578808
I really like Ninetales. Second is Golduck then Gardevoir. Not for weird reasons I assure you.
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>>64578988
the only trainer in the gym in the originals had diglett and sandshrew so yea, only ground
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>>64578808
My team is
Cubone
Wailord
Unown U x4
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>>64578808

Kingdra
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>>64579042
Huh, odd.
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What happened between Brock and Professor Ivy?
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>>64578808
This guy is a cool dude.
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Why did the Pokemon anime remove so much of it's expressiveness as it went on? Every person now seems to only have 2 or 3 emotions.
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>>64578965

I think they flip a coin at the beginning of each season to decide if Brock has a role. He's one of the most off-and-on characters of all time.
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>>64578808
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>>64579042
geodude and sandshrew
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>>64578808
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>>64577450
Virgin birth
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>>64578257
>Sabrina in bottom tier

There's only one place where she belongs on the bottom, anon, and it isn't there
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>>64579141
Brock is definitely better than that green haired faggot. I guess they want to give non-Kanto characters a chance to shine but, you know, fuck those guys.
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>>64578257
Nigger, May is top tier and you're an ignorant bitch if you don't acknowledge that
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>>64578808
Got to go with Communist Gyarados
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>>64578808
Charizard, he's basically my childhood.
I also liked Kadabra, Snorlax and Cleffairy because that was such a powerful and underrated Pokemon in the games.
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>>64578941
>creator's favorite
>underrated
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>>64578257
Why do people hate May but are at least okay with Dawn? Was it because the sting was still fresh from Misty's removal when May was around but everyone had gotten over it by the time Dawn enters the picture? I think May is pretty up there. Them budding bosoms.
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Every time he hit on Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy he was turned down because he was under age (Fifteen).

Oh and he was a huge fucking nerd.
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>>64579207
Thissssssssss.
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>>64579091
obviously enough he sexually harassed her and she called the popos
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>>64576584
more like >>>/vp/

but there are plenty of people on /tv/ that dont have any association with pokemon or even anime anymore except in their rose tinted memories of watching the TV show as a kid
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>>64579091
either she and her sisters raped him or, she had a dick.
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>>64578941
poliwhirl was our favorite with my sis. most people don't even remember it.
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>>64578808

N I D O K I N G
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Reminder Paul was best boy.
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>>64578973
I couldn't keep watching after they changed the voice cast. It's horrible
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>>64580468
Rip maddie
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>>64578808
FEARROW
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>>64575308
Because he's a beta as fuck mix of Mexican and Thai.
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>>64575308
Desperation is repulsive.
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Does anyone remember who this girl was she was mos def top tier: from the first gen, very pretty and she keep on mocking ash over and over in the same episode going something like oh you didn't know blah blah blah
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>>64581123
its the girl from school of hard knox but i dont remember her name.
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>>64581173
thanks it was Giselle
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>>64581222
>that scene where she plays pokemon on a "simulator" and misty is like wut

2meta4me
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Wow people have such normie opinions on Pokemon on /tv/....

Plebs.
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>>64578257
>Duplica
>May
>in bottom
How shit do you have ot be? May had hottest body and Duplica... i don't even know
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Because eye contact is important in developing relationships
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>>64575308
He's asian.
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>>64578808
Fuck. Eevee and all eeevolutions except Flareon, Latias (for fucking), and no doubt some other pokes are awesome. I'd need to make a huge list.
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>>64575308
His eyes were always closed. It would creep anyone out.
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