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Why is it called the Machete Order order?
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Why is it called the Machete Order order?
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>>64574872
It cuts
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>>64574888
cuts what? Ep1?
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The better question is why anybody would leave out the best of the prequels?
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>>64574872
It cuts out the most important and damaging movie with midichlorians, bad child acting and main character jar jar

Tbh AOTC isn't that bad, yes that's right fuck you.
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>>64574872
Because anyone who likes it should be fucking beheaded.
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Google it. The dude named it after himself.
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>>64574944
Unimportant* but don't do that shit follow up 5
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>RotJ right after RotS

glorious drama

I might have to try this order someday in the future when I decide to marathon SW again
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>>64574888
But Machete don't cut, Machete Kills
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V > IV > VI > I > VII > II > III

Rewatching episode I and Jar Jar Binks and midichlorians aside, it wasn't that bad of a movie. Also episode III is downright disgusting, still the worst Star Wars movie to date.
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>>64575028

neck yourself laddie
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>>64574942
This. It's definitely best, I got a feeling it was the only prequel where lucas still gives a fuck. There were alot of real sets, puppetry, real scale models for spaceship and some of the droids were not CGI.

People who thinks ep3 is better are plebs/ reddit letter media
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If episode 1 didn't have jar jar, midichlorians and had Anakin be a teenager/young adult like Luke was in ANH, PM would honestly probably be the third best star wars movie. Qui-gon, maul, and obi-wan were fantastic. Qui-gon and obi-Wan vs maul is at least in the top 3 best moments in star wars.
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>>64574973
Then why was he named after a machete?
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Why would anyone watch the prequels? JJ is going to ignore those existed
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>Maul
We had more minutes of POD RACING than of that guy. TPM was a disgrace.
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>>64574872
garbage
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>>64575135

Why would anyone pay attention to JJ "King of Generic Rehashes" Abrams

fuck off faggot
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>>64575069
Nah fuck you, ROTS is the worst Star Wars movie ever, much worse than TFA.
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>>64575139
I really enjoyed the pod racing when I was 8.
Still do now.
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>>64575135
Senpai there are prequel refrences in TFA.
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>>64575182
>not loving based sheev and The Room tier dialog throughout
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>>64575182

>MEMES
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>>64575190
We'll not much in opinion changes when you turn 9.
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>>64575211
You know what? Sheev was the only thing done right in the prequels.
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>>64575262
>Obi-Wan
>Dooku
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>>64575211
Alright I'll give you Sheev but the dialogue wasn't hilariously bad like The Room aside from the "Love has blinded you" scene, it was just the "George, you can type this shit but you sure as hell can't say it" kind of bad.
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>>64575182
AotC is the worst Star Wars movie that is part of a trilogy.

The Star Wars Christmas Special is the worst Star Wars movie to date.
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>>64575289
Dooku was fine too. Obi-Wan wasn't totally. I think RotS ruined him with shitty one liners and inconsistent moments.
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>>64575349
The Holiday Special is a TV special, it doesn't count
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>>64575415
Very well, Star Wars: The Clone Wars is the worst stat wars movie to date, and the show is shit too.
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>>64575349
>AotC is the worst Star Wars movie that is part of a trilogy.

RotS is AotC except with a much more grimdark edgelord tone.
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>>64574872
Why anyone would watch the original trilogy is beyond me.
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>>64575507
>the show is shit too
It's not bad, the clone centered episodes were the best, honestly I wish the whole show was like that
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>>64575289
Dooku was greatly underdeveloped. He first appears at the beginning of the 3rd act in AotC and dies in the opening 15 minutes of RotS. He barely has any screen time
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>>64575368
Ben was shit, Ewan Kenobi was 100x better
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>>64575572
Carrie Fisher's bikini
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wouldn't 2 4 5 3 6 be better? You get introduced to anakin and obi wan, then all of a sudden anakin is "dead", obi wan is old, blah blah blah
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>>64575525
AotC has far far more retarded stuff, Dexter Jettser, in it and RotS has more Sheev.

Therefore RotS is better.
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>>64575640

Well, you get the revelation that Vader is Luke's father first, then it's like a flashback to Vader's past, finally his downfall, then you're back in the present, and get Vader's redemption

I think it's structured this way for newcomers who may be turned off by AotC's oftentimes wooden acting and dialogue, in order to draw them into the universe first so they can appreciate the context
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>>64575086
>implying 3 wasn't the best prequel

You can always spot a pleb by the idiotic and objectively wrong opinions they try to pass off as patrician.
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>>64575349
>AotC is the worst Star Wars movie that is part of a trilogy
Nice meme but that belongs to The Phantom Menace

AOTC has goat music and Portman. Plus a based Coruscant chase. That alone puts it better than TPM. It and ROtS are the better ones of the trilogy
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>>64575640
4 is the best entry point.
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>>64575673
RotS had robots that cough and shout "Ow!" as their prosthetic limbs are chopped off, which is just as bad.
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>>64574872
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>>64575349
>The Star Wars Christmas Special is the worst Star Wars movie to date.

That's not Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
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>>64575028
this is a shitty watching order
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>>64575673
>dexter jester
That's one thing. At least theres jango fett even the clone story is better than grievous.
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Since when liking Palpatine becomes a meme around here?
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>>64575809
>>64575765

An assassin whose been hired hires an assassin to do his job for him.

AotC even manages to make the fetts retarded.

But you guys are right if we just keep listing retarded things in these two movies we will be here all night. Let's go with things one movie does better then the other.

RotS has more Sheev.
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>>64575849
>>>/reddit/
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>>64575744
>AOTC has goat music and Portman. Plus a based Coruscant chase.

>goat music
Yes, but so did TPM
>Portman
the worst acting performance in the entire trilogy
>based Coruscant chase
are you 12? it's retarded, especially the bits with Anakin jumping 100m down to catch the assassin
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Official Star Wars Power Rankings

1.Star Wars
2.Empire
3.ROTJ
4.TFA
4.TPM
5.RotS
9000. AotC
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>>64575939
I've never seen better taste anon
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>>64575744
Pod Racing > Coruscant Chase

They totally rip off that chase from Judge Dredd and Blade Runner.

Pod Racing is original and more exciting, it made you totally believe that Anakin wasn't going to win the race, like there's a real stake.
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>>64575939
There isn't that much of a gap in quality between RotS and AotC. They're both similar levels of godawful
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>>64575744
>Portman

Worse than Christiansen. AotC is the worst with RotS close behind.
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>>64575939

1. Empire
2. RotS
3. TPM
4. Star Wars
5. ROTJ
6. AotC
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>>64576077
never seen a worse list tbhfam
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>>64576075
She's still better than jake Llyod and Ahmed best. Decent and hnngg

>>64576077
That's utterly fuckig disgusting
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>>64576117
>Ahmed best

Who?
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>>64575939
I would drop JJ's turd below Sith but that's just me.
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>>64575939
Meme taste, get the fuck outta here pham
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>>64576109
>>64576117
>>>/reddit/
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>>64575135
Rian, the dude who's directing episode 8 is a massive fan of the prequels
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>>64575262
>Maul
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>>64576222
ouch you sure got me, you forgot to post le trump reddit pic though
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>>64576421
>trump
>reddit
hahaha o am i laffin

fuck off mexican, muslim shit scum
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>>64576242
8 is literally gonna be better than 7
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>>64576592
That isn't that hard desu
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>>64575727
FUCKING

*gasps for air*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKT!
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>>64576592
Are you implying that's going to be a challenge?

>>64576784
>*

wew lad
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Viewing order:
4 1 2 5 3 6
Better for Anakin's story
4-mentioned as a good friend
1-introduced
2-he grows and darkness is revealed
5-he is Vader
3-how he became Vader /his fall
6-Anakin's redemption.

Also, it keeps the punch of the ESB reveal.
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>>64575849
>implying Sheev wasn't the best character in the prequels and GOAT in ROTJ before he was even called Sheev.
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>>64576109

>the way the camera lingers on Jay's face a split second too long

I fucking love these guys.
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>>64576592
but he directed Looper, which even though not great, is more memorable than anything JJ has ever done
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>>64576242
citation needed.
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>>64576242
Oh no that has me worried
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>>64575028
That order makes no fucking sense and your opinion is wrong.
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>>64576967
Hm. Or 415236.
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it's for people that should cut their heads off with machetes
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