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Luke, did I ever tell you about Master Yoda?...
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Master Yoda? He trained my mentor, me, and your father. He is the galaxy's most powerful Jedi, and miraculously survived Order 66. He fled to Dagobah where he lives in total seclusion, and would probably accept an apprentice, merely for the chance to have a conversation with someone who isn't a moss-covered stump. But nevermind that, we have to find a ship that will take us to Alderaan. You can practice advanced lightsaber techniques with this laser ball I scammed off a Jawa for a bag of sand. I told him it was ground Bantha horn and would increase his libido. He was a good friend.
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>>64574387
Pretty good OP
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>>64574387
i kekd
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>>64574387
Not bad, but it needs more work before I save it to my good friend pastas.
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>>64574387
What's order 66??
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missed a chance to meme about official jedi laser balls but overall pretty gud
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How did Luke know how to find Yoda again?
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Gud actually, made me kek
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>>64574761
>give kids laser swords
>put them into a small, crowded room
>blindfold them
>have them practice their backswing

It's a wonder Anakin had to kill any of them at all
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>>64574761

What was the point of those helmets? Wouldn't a blindfold server the same purpose?
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>>64575006
You can't really make merchandise off of a blind fold
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>>64575006
they disable you from using clairvoyance
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>>64574983
Those are practice lightsabers
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Dexter Jettser? He ran a retro 50's style diner, without having any knowledge of humans or earth. He also had more extensive knowledge of the outer galaxy and mysterious weaponry than the 1000 year old Jedi order. He was a good friend.
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>>64575207

Luke, did I ever tell you about how deeply your father trusted The Emperor, or Sheev as his friends called him? The fact that he told Anakin to leave me to die for no reason and ordered him to massacre children didn't seem to worry him. He was a good friend.
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>>64575126
So they only give practice boo-boos?
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>>64575207

They were hiding that information in the archives you idiot
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>>64575388
it was erased actually, by classic dooku
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>>64575388
>>64575416
>Yoda didn't know about things hidden in the Jedi archives
I just have trouble believing a 900 year old Jedi wouldn't notice this shit, especially someone he can probably sense in the force considering they were master and apprentice.
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Luke did I ever tell you about the time
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>>64575451

He did you tit. Have you even watched AotC? It's that scene with the little babbies, Obi Wan consults him as to why a star system would be missing. He leads a student on and helps him come to the conclusion that someone must have hidden it.
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>>64575451

>prequel hater didn't actually watch and pay attention and just vapidly spouts memes about it

I'm shocked
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>>64575265
>he told Anakin to leave me to die for no reason
Luke, remind me to teach you secret jedi technique in case your legs ever get crushed and separated from your body by a giant piece of spaceship bridge. It's called Jedi walk it off.
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>>64575578
Hey the Sith just get cut in half and replace their lower bodies with robotic spider legs, yup The Clone Wars is cannon.
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That's nice, old man. Anyway I wasted my whole afternoon bringing these droids out here - the droids we spent our meager savings on, hoping they could save our farm. So yeah, either cough up some credits or I'm taking them back and finishing the memory wipe I started. I was going to go to Tashi station today, the new power converters came out and now I'm the only kid in the Dune Sea that doesn't have one. My uncle says you're nuttier than a Sullustian chicken salad. So yeah, thanks for saving my life and all, but I guess we're even from a certain point of view.
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>>64575323


http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Training_lightsaber

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