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what awesome jedi powers do you think he'll have?

i'd rather not even see him duel with a lightsaber. his powers should be way beyond that.
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>>64573301
2bh Luke alone should defeat the entire space nazis in the episode viii
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Power to shoot little lightning out of his hands
Power to throw heavy stuffs around
Power to do a flip
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>>64573301
I'd like him to have morphing powers. When he transforms, he will say
>Now I am Yoda
and teach Rey about the ways of the force.
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>>64573301
Power to transform into Bigger Luke.
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>>64573506
>>Now I am Yoda
lmao
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>>64573301
I wanna see him lift an X wing out of a swamp.
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power to walk on the sky
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Reminder that he's somehow gonna die before we get to see his powers.
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>>64573560
Whoa there, we said awesome jedi powers, not impossible ones
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>>64573560
>They rhyme. It's like poetry.
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>>64573301
Of course he will, and also this will happen >>64573560
We need to please the fans
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>>64573505
jedis cant shot lightning you fucking baka. that's a sith ability.

Dude is fucking old and has been living alone on a shitty island for years, probably meditating and talking to ghostyoda and ben. his only power is the wisdom to teach rey before getting fucked up by snoke.
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He's got some the staring power down that's for sure!
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>>64573591
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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flying powers
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>>64573560
It'll be better. He'll lift the Falcon in some sort of training exercise. Actually, Rey will do it on her first try.
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>>64573701
That.....is why you fail
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>>64573301
>implying they'll even let him do anything
>implying they won't just kill him off instantly
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The power of age-induced infirmity.
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I want to see little laser claws coming out of his knuckles and go to town on the first order goons
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>>64573719
But the midichlorians! She has high midichlorians! Don't you know? This is DragonBall Z now.
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>>64573719
>Rey will do it on her first try
I see this shit happening and now I'm already disappointed in VIII
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>>64573719
Luke is cool and all, but Rey doesn't seem to need a teacher. Her piloting and fencing was better on her first tries than Luke ever was. She should be teaching his old ass.
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>>64573698
>jedis cant shot lightning you fucking baka. that's a sith ability.

until rey teaches herself to shoot jedi lightning
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>>64573719
>Actually, Rey will do it on her first try.

I will LITERALLY shout reddit in the theater if this happens.
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>>64573698
Sith and jedi are religions not biologies dummy
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>>64573758
Fail, is why you do
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I want Luke to convince Kylo to return to the side of light, only to do the suprise stab move Kylo did to Han. That will learn him, and as he lays dying Rey, Finn and Luke kick and spit unto Kylo Ren, and they even kick his dick
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>>64573867
>I will LITERALLY shout reddit in the theater if this happens.
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>>64573910
>this casual
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>>64573916
Do or do not, there is no try
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Go back and watch Tron Legacy

Theyre both 30 years late sequels and Jeff Bridges is basically a Jedi. Both made by Disney too.

Seriously, I wouldnt be surprised if Snoke is detached manifested half of Luke.
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>>64573961
Try or try not, there is no do
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>>64573954
You smell like reddit
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>>64573961
You think that's air you're breathing now?
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>>64573925
I don't want Luke to do it. I want it to happen because I don't think he can be redeemed. Luke killing him will fuck with his character arc though.
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>>64573961
Only a Sith deals in absolute
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>>64573525

Kekles
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walk on water
screencap this shiz
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>>64573505
Power to do pic related?
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>>64574104
who's she?
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>>64573301
If your dad is basically Hitler, you have a moral duty to not reproduce and to wipe out any family that is out of whack. Luke is gonna kill Kylo with help from Rey.
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>>64573849

>episode 8 starts with kylo + knights of ren landing on the island
>rey stands before them, alone and unarmed
>"well if it isn't the scavenger."
>"my powers have grown, kylo. beyond your comprehension."
>"we'll see about that."
>kylo + knights power up their weapons
>rey smirks, and says
>KA
>ME
>HA
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>>64573301
Is there a mcdonalds on that island?
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>>64574185
>Shoots Turtle Wave out of her pussy.
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>>64574104
Is that Sarina Valentina? Best dick in all the west!
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>>64574161
...
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>EU Luke was trying to rebuild the Jedi
>fucked up but learned from his mistakes and ended up being the greatest force user by the end

I wouldn't even mind Disney having him run off if I knew they weren't going to fuck him up, but I know they will
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>pilotless Falcon flies to them to pick them
Rey: woit, whos pilotan dah falcohn
Luke: I am.
[audience claps]
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>>64573301

He looks like Alan Watts now.
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>>64574104
Damn it Sarina. Why you gotta be the only hot t-girl
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>>64574185
I am think you mean Chewbacca tricks them into fighting on a different island while Rey takes medicine
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>>64573301
It won't happen, but it would be rad if he had Tetsuo-level psychokinetic powers
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>>64573301
I bet he doesn't even have to hand gesture anymore. The galaxy just moves around him.

But seriously he's in hiding because he's trying to find a way to exorcise the force from himself and make it so he's no longer a target. The reason why he might've been so hard to find might be because he's been suppressing his use of the force for a while. He looks sort of rough, kind of like a junkie that's been weening off the heroin. Or Carrie Fischer. That could be a result of the suppression.
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>>64574450
What did she mean by this?
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>>64574588
I have such a hard time deciphering her tweets. She types worse than a 12 year old.
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>>64574636
Nigga she's always drunk when she tweets.
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>>64574636
Cocaine and alcohol does some bad shit to your brain.
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>>64574588
>>64574655

Jesus fucking christ, I wouldn't be surprised if she dies before the last movie is made.
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>>64573933
The weirdest part about what they're doing with Rey is that it will probably backfire in promoting the idea of strong female leads in film.

I was talking to this normal girl at my work, and her main criticism with the film was that she was "tired of all of these films with strong female leads." I was pretty surprised, because I don't think it makes sense for a girl to be against a strong female lead, or really anyone to be against it, but I'm pretty sure most people think any example of something is representative of it as a whole. All of these movies coming out with lazy depictions of strong female leads with no character development will probably push people against the whole notion of a strong female lead.
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So when do you guys think Luke is going to die and how?
>You know he will
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>>64573301
Power to spin
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>>64573301
>implying episode 8 won't start with Rey running Luke through with his own lightsaber
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>>64574161
>she
You're in for quite the surprise anon.
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>>64573301
>i'd rather not even see him duel with a lightsaber.
I disagree with this, I think he should be teaching Rey more about the lightsaber, from its usage to its construction. He's not Yoda, his lightsabers were a huge part of his adventures and helped him become the legend he is.
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>>64575191
He fights Kylo and wins. Suddenly suprise Snoke out of nowhere fucks Luke up and reveals his identity as Plagueis as Luke slips into death
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>>64573827
If she doesn't get one though, she's gonna do the darkside m8. Then she'll gut Luke like a tauntaun.
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>>64575191
That would be too poetic. Keep him alive for the whole trilogy. He gotta rev up that Jedi Order after this is all over.
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>>64573698
>implying Luke won't learn positive force lightning
>which in JJ Abrams pottery form will be black lightning (with purple outline), contrasting the light color of sith lightning and the usual black/white dichotomy
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>>64574338
Luke will be killed and realize that the only way to bring balance to the force is to train more. So he'll go to Yoda's force hut and train at 500x gravity while Qui-gon and Obi-wan serve drinks and have a party with Samuel L. Jackson and Sio Bibble. Smh.
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>>64575191
Evil Rey will kill him in a duel. Then she'll redeem herself by killing some bad guy, i dont know kylo or something, and become the new righteous queen of freedomtown.
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Is Hamill going to live long enough to be in the next one? He looked terrible in TFA
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>>64573301
Blue steel!
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>>64573301
>episode VIII
>rey hands luke the lightsaber
>he immediately chucks it into the ocean
>their training is done purely in the force

Imagine how salty lucas would be.
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>>64575581
He looks fucking great in my opinion.
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>>64573301
So Star Wars movies usually do timeskips between episodes.
Should this be the same case? I wanna start back right where we left off on that helicopter shot.
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>>64573301
Mark Hammil is turning into Orson Welles
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>>64575554
Nah, Kylo will return to the light and finally become as powerful as he thought the dark was going to get him.

>it's never too late
>there's still good in you
>it was in you the whole time
name of your sex tape
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>>64575677
AH the french..
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I can already tell he's going to be the quiet brooding but deadly samurai archetype.
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>>64575653
for a guy his age, he doesn't look too bad
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>>64575653
He actually looks great as old beard guy. After his face was hit by a car after a new hope he did indeed look like shit.
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>>64575667
I feel like they'll show the training for both Kylo and Rey. Light side and dark side. Pottery, etc.

The main plot would be something like the republic gearing up for war
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>>64573301
He'll job to Snoke.
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Use the force to levitate lightsabers and throw people off balance when they try to attack/strike him.

It's one of the only things I haven't seen in the movies yet
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>>64575762
So Rocky IV with Jedi?
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>>64575842
I was thinking a carbon copy of the Dagobah scenes. The cave, etc.
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>>64573301
Darth Vader was 45 years old in Return of The Jedi.
Luke Skywalker is 53 in The Force Awakens.
Luke is now older than Vader ever was.
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>>64575824
I still don't understand why anyone likes that fucking game, much less considering it to be "among the best rpgs ever" or some shit. It felt like the same sort of shitty garbage that normally came from the EU.

At least KotOR 1 felt like a Star Wars story.
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>>64573301
He can make girls cum just by looking at them. This makes the final scene of TFA completely different with that in mind.
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>>64573301
Well he's the son of darth fucking Vader so he better have enough powers to destroy half of the first order at least.
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Should episode 8 feature Gary the Dog?
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>>64575905
>tfw i'm closer to TFA Luke Skywalker's age than I am Darth Vader's

Kill me
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>>64575653
I'd put money on him having a hair transplant at some point
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>>64575762
nah senpai. they wont film on that island again. it'll be implied that she was trained there but I don't think luke will leave.he'll just communicate with her and guide her later with the force.
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>>64575613
>>64575667
>Episode VIII
>The Darkside Within
>Refusing to train the strong
> young lady Rey, Luke
>Skywalker had vanished
> AGAIN. But Rey's got this.

>Kylo Ren, having killed his
>father HAN SOLO and
>finished his training by the
>FIRST ORDER SUPREME
>LEADER SNOKE on a
>plane, is more
>powerful than you can
>imagine. And you can
>imagine quite a bit.

>GENERAL LEIA
>ORGANA
>SKYWALKER SOLO
>is on her way to
>intercept KYLO
>REN and give him
>one more opportunity
>to kill off a nostalgic
>character and roll
>the shared universe
>quickly along...
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>>64576051
>+49 years old
>Being on 4chan
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Canonically he should be weak like old
Ben and vader. Force powers deteriorate with age unless you follow the dark side ie sheev and dooku
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>>64573301
I don't really know how Jedi grow in the force. I just don't see him getting much stronger than he was in Return. I mean maybe the skills he showed then have improved with practice but How are you really developing new skills with no one around to practice or train with. I guess Yoda, Ben and Anakin could give clues to the things they knew or insight from being "one with the force". It's just it's not like he didn't have other shit to do. War clean up, finding a place to train, finding force sensitive students, the day to day shit of running a school. How much time could he have really had to improve himself. Maybe in the last however many years he' been in hiding he could have been training for this confrontation with Kylo or Snoke, assuming he knows about Snoke. I just don't see a tremendous leap in improvement. More of a guy that's an impressive Jedi because there are no other Jedi around to compare him to.
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>>64573719
>Actually, Rey will do it on her first try.
Fuck.
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He'll be strong then MaRey Sue will master the spin in 20 minutes and he'll be in awe of how awesome she is.
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>>64573301
He should at least be as powerful as Sheev. I want to see him do some crazy shit.
>>64576144
>Implying
Snoke is said to be scared of him, so he's not weak.
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>>64575032
Women actually prefer flawed female leads and character growth. That's why every fucking women magazine is filled with self help. They like stories about women who get better at things.
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I want his lightsaber fight to be done without it in his hands. like he holds it with the force in front of him. Thats how Yodas should have been done. Don't let me down cunts.
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>>64575384
Please God don't have Rey do that. I've defended her but I can't stomach the thought of anyone but Luke rebuilding the Jedi.
>>64575465
There was something like that in the old EU, Electric Judgement or whatever. Could be cool.
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>>64576261
I can't think of one show or movie that is known to be popular among women that supports that.
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I want him to to be the strongest jedi we've seen in any Star Wars movie.

Where just walking down a hall shit ruptures and bends and breaks from the force which surrounds him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs_kkJRNbf0 I want Galen tier force abilities.
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>>64573301
He should be able to do crazy xmen shit. Like when magneto lifted that stadium in xmen future past
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>>64575898
I want something like the cave scene with Rey and Kylo. Cameo from Hayden Christensen, playing Anakin and Vader, Kylo kills Anakin, Rey kills Vader.

Fuck. Someone hire me as a writer.
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>>64574329
>who is angeles cid
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I think Luke will go evil and they will have mark hammil talk like how he does on Saturday morning children cartoons
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>>64576369
t h i s
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>>64576144
There's yoda who was ancient, could throw down with Sheev
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>>64576343
But can you think of one show or movie that appeals to women?
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>>64576430
Imagine Luke doing shit like Starkiller does to the stormtroopers in the opening scene, that would be baller as fuck and probably one of the coolest moments in any star wars film. The calm way he handles everything would be perfect for an older Luke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gclxgy2A_M
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>>64576343
tv
>one tree hill
>gossip girl
>parenthood
>pretty little liars
>Gilmore girls
>grays anatomy
movies
>Bridget Jones diary
>mean girls
>pretty woman
>bridesmaids
> knotting hill
Literally every show aimed at girls and women supports it.
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>>64576523

orange is the new black
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>>64574294
I can actually see this happening.
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>>64576288

i like it
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>>64573698
Ben Skywalker (EU) can use force lightning
Kyle Katarn can use force lightning
The Jedi pilot who got shot in space when Order 66 was habbening can use force lightning
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>>64575951
Kotor 2 simply can't compete
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>>64576101
that's some deep wizardry
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>>64576596
On TV everything except parent hood had strong females from the start. Occasionally they got support from there friends when there was some trouble but no one was really flawed and learned things that changed them as human beings.

In movies Mean Girls, Pretty Woman, Knotting Hill also had females lead that were pretty together and didn't really change or grow at the end.

Parenthood yea, Bridget Jones yea, Bridesmaids yea, you were right about those and all the Julia Robert movies reminded me of Runaway Bride. Which I would say counts.

The rest are characters that either weren't flawed or didn't grow as characters buy the end of their journeys. But to be fair I'm not counting not liking a guy and then learning that he's not so bad as character growth.
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>>64573698
Are there really such things as Jedi vs Sith powers outside of fucking video games? Is choking people Sith power too? Because Luke used it on those two guards in Jabbas palace.
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>>64573698
In the EU a couple of Jedi used it including Luke. Only difference was his was green.
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Kylo Ren could make bitches faint with a wave of his hand and he wasn't even fully trained. Luke can probably move fucking planets and shit
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>>64573301
I just want him to survive the entire new trilogy.

pls don't kill my Lukefu, Disney.
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>>64575951
bceause it's mechanically a better game the Kotor 1
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>>64578221
>tfw he will be inevitably made to job against Snoke (or even Kylo) so that Rey may later defeat them

I don't want this.
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>>64573301
His powers won't be even be shown until maybe the third movie just to keep him in secrecy
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>>64578027
its considered a sith power because its using the force to inflict pain which is against the nature of the force. jedi usually use the force for good and rarely use it to hurt others. the most youll see a jedi use it against other people are when they use force pushes or mindtricks. sith are all about inflicting pain (lightning, choking), so thats why those powers are considered sith powers. autismpedia will probably have something about needing to use hate and anger to use them as well, i dunno.
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>>64573823
No if it was dragonball z she'd need to train before powering up.
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Episode VIII Opens right where Force Awakens finished. Luke turns around, has a brain aneurism and dies
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>>64575032
>yfw 4chan's enemies are getting so blatantly retarded that our opinions are mainstream
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>>64577262
Pretty sure Plo Koon learned force lightning because his race is particularly force sensitive, not through jedi training.
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>>64574655
>mfw I would still bang Fisher
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>>64573591
and that is why you fail
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>>64578334
And it would take at least 5 episodes for her to do so.
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>>64573301
I want to see him manipulate the weather using the Force. Shit'd be so cheesy but great.
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>>64578292
pls no
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>>64574329
>Who is Domino Presley
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A more advanced/stronger variant of the Jedi Mind Trick.

Basically like Professor X minus being crippled and Bald.
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>>64573560
You want the impossible.
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So how will they kill him off? I hope he does something mindblowing before he dies in terms of force power.
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the power to win his freedom
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>>64575317
Luke would kill Plagueis no problemo familia
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>>64576576
that is fucken sick
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>>64578452
She's probably still slutty af
I wouldn't turn it down
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Han will be a force ghost in the next movie
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Even The Force can't make Disney's movies not suck.
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>>64574655
>i will never party with Carrie
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>>64581934
He'll be a flashback in the next movie.
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>>64581934

>implying he died

no body recovered.
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>>64582328
base blew up
he dead jim
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>>64580750
man face
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>>64582344
You should be right, but these movies are pretty fucking dumb...
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>>64573301
Remember when Darth Vader was all "NOOOOOOOOOOO" and crushed every piece of electronics in the room?

Yeah I'd like to see some more of that shit.
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>>64582376
Harrison Hyundai is done with the Star wars franchise.
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>>64582423
I don't know who that is.
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If he is so powerful how did his emo nephew defeat him and kill his younglings?
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>>64575599
Underrated post
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>>64576144
Obi Wan didn't do shit because they hadn't thought of force powers by then

Vader was weak because he was half machine
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Hopefully he walks in the sky
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>>64576576
Too OP and millenial.
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>>64578317
>taking autismpedia seriously
There's nothing stopping the Jedi from using force lightning, but as you said, it's mostly used to inflict pain on others so it's a quick way to the dark side.
It's not like either side unlocks specific powers like a video game.
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power to block/catch a lightsaber blade in his bare hands.
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>>64582423
>>64582423
>Harrison
>DONE
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>>64573301
Too bad Rey is now the strongest force user.
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>>64575032
Well it is kind of matronising and condescending having such characters being written because of politics and twitter zeitgeist. There is a risk of the fight for equality being co-opted and diluted too much.
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>>64582423
except that he'll be in the next movie and maybe the one after that.
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>>64575951
KOTOR 2 actually did something different not it's fault you want the same shit all the time.
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>>64573719
>>64573560
>Luke is telling Rey about his Jedi Academy and the his daughter that was killed by Kylo when he killed the other padawan
>Rey has a force vision
>looks at Luke, extends her hand and says "Luke, I am your daughter" while looking at the camera and winks
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>>64573974
>Luke was playing with the idea of Grey Jedi
>his Light Side and Dark Side manifested themselves as separate entities
>Snoke is his Dark Side and seduced Ben
>Rey is his Light Side
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>>64582579
>matronising
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>>64576008
He's a Jedi Master trained by Luke.
No, he isn't a humanoid dog person.
He's a dog Jedi.
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>Luke & co. kill Snoke
>this was all part of Snoke's plan
>Snoke's "spirit" escapes and possesses Poe
>"Poe" becomes the new big bad

It's like Poetry
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>>64582678
>Snoke is his Dark Side and seduced Ben
>Rey is his Light Side

dumb enough to happen
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Is her voice so terrible from years of alcohol abuse? My mom is older and doesn't sound nearly as bad, despite a bit of alcoholism in her life.
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>>64582565
>taking IMDB cast lists seriously before a movie comes out
Top kek.
They'll probably use a few lines from the OT when Luke hears about Han's death.
Luke won't care either.
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The power to unjust
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I read a leak somewhere that Luke's first line of episode VIII will be "I am Yoda now"
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>>64573719
>Stand aside, Luke. Let me do that.
>Rey proceeds to lift it effortlessly
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My dream for viii is that Luke defeats all knights of Ren by fighting with 3 sabers levitating around him. His green one, anakins blue one, and Vader red one. He'd be force pushing n shit to, fighting seven people. It'd be great.
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>>64573698
>>64575465
>>64578027
>>64578167
>>64582532

The light side version is called 'electric judgement' and Luke does use it at least in the EU.
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I hope he does some crazy shit like doesn't die.
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>>64573301
The power to unfuck people's shit
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>>64573301
>what awesome jedi powers do you think he'll have?
Whatever new awesome powers Rey teaches him, of course. Since she learns and masters Force techniques without even knowing about them or how to do them.
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>>64582946
No he will say to rey "we need to prepare for when the empire strikes back" then he'll turn to the camera and wink
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>>64583020
>EU
Trash
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>>64578027
Sort of. The CANON has Force lightning only used by Sith. But the force choke has been used by Jedi and Sith both. The only Jedi to use it are Luke, Anakin and Offee Barriss (who turned against the Jedi)
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>>64575728
He'll be the kooky Rafiki type.
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>>64573867
>watching children space movie with my wife's son
>suddenly an autistic fat NEET starts screaming REDDIT uncontrollably
>kid starts crying

Thanks reddit
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>>64576261

More like they enjoy seeing other women being inferior to themselves that's why all those magazines show celebrities that got fat etc.
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BUT WILL THEY BUILD A FOURTH DEATH STAR??
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>>64583110
The canon also has nothing that implies force lightning is strictly a dark side power.
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>>64583260
THIS TIME IT'LL BE EVEN BIGGER THAT USES GALAXIES AS A POWER SOURCE
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>>64581522
Dead the whole time but has become a manifestation of the force
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>>64582528
This. Force Unleashed in general is Teenage Sensibilities: The Games. I still have fun playing the first one though.
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>>64583095
>you
stupid illiterate cunt
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>>64574655
She looks like Oscar Wilde.
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>>64574104
who is this semen demon?
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>>64574655
Jesus Christ. What the hell is she even trying to say?

She reminds me of this chick I know who drinks a bottle of Old Grandad every Saturday night with a bunch of pills crushed up in it.
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Yeah, now. But before his ass had to get into shape he looked pretty not-great.
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>Those dark patches around his eyes

If he doesn't turn out to be Snoke, or at the very least a Dark Jedi, then I'll be surprised.

>inb4 "but the Sith are destroyed!"
>"I am not a Sith, they were weak. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy"
>All the Star Wars "fans" jumping straight onto Twitter with their reaction posts about how Luke is now a Darth Vader
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>>64573560
id be more impressed if he lift a swamp out of an x wing
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>>64575317
Serkis has confirmed that Snoke is just Snoke. All new character
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>>64583873
>luke being snoke

and people talk shit about the EU, lol
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>>64584976
Serkis is on full control damage you dumb retard. Everything point out that Snoke is Plagueis.
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>>64574655
kek her twitter reminds me of cher's one
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>>64578027
NO
jedi and sith can learn the same powers.
powers that are used to inflict pain and kill are used by sith (eg: lightning)
jedi prefer not to use them, but they can learn them if they want
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>>64583445
kek
>>
Young Luke could take out all his enemies just by his cuteness.
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>>64588188
Another cute young Mark Hamill thread?
Sure I'll start.
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POPQUIZ HOTSHOT

Would you bang current Carrie Fisher just to claim you banged Princess Leia?
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>>64573301
I think he's able to do the deadly [Force Scream] to stun his opponents and [Force Spin] to quickly close distance with them, this is a deadly combination indeed.
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>>64588238
of coursh
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>>64573506
>Now I can ride on your back as you run around this island doing flips and shit while I whisper motivation in your ear.
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>>64573301
Probably the rasengan. Makes sense.
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>>64588238
I wouldn't bang 1977 Carrie Fisher.
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>>64573719
>Actually, Rey will do it on her first try
that's gonna be the moment when i will say fuck this movie and walk out with no shame
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>>64583020
>The light side version is called 'electric judgement'
Nope. EU isn't canon, so it isn't called that.
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>inb4 Rey teaches Luke a lesson

I'm sure that's what's gonna happen in episode VIII
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>>64573799
>Episode 8 begins with Luke turning back around and jumping off cliff on the island.
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>>64583142

helluva f*ckin epic, thanks for lols (loughs out loud, seriosuly) my man
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>>64583260
>>64583322
samefag
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>>64587143
>isn't even Muun
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The power of love
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>>64573560

IT'S MY SWAMP!!!
>SOMEBODY
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>>64573301
Since he is a straight white male, force rape. Or rape force.
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why does luke feel he's entitled to have to teach rey anything? maybe rey can teach him some stuff?
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>>64588846
Rey will toss him the lightsaber and it will go over his head and when he reaches for it he falls off the cliff
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>>64573719
The only way this could be good is if something happens, she freaks out, and starts to throw a ship in her hysteria.

Maybe at that point Luke has to do a reverse tug of war with the ship or something.

This would show she really does have massive force potential, but would need training to utilize it.
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>>64573301
If he fights with a lightsaber, I want him to be fighting telekinetically. Like, making the lightsaber fight for him while he just stands there doing something else like it's no big deal.
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>>64573719
sigh. No she won't, fucking autists. She only did all that shit in VII because Luke clearly has taught her before.

It's like you scream at all the "turn off your brain" fags all day, but somehow turn your's all the way off. The film is practically screaming at you that Luke has already trained Rey and knows her.
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>>64575653
How wasted was he here??
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>>64592047
He's high on life.
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>>64583873
you might as well delete this invalid shit.
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>>64581555
>>64582344
Yfw when Han became a star
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>>64573672
Rye or whoever the fuck will probably get shot down over luke's planet and the machine crashes into a swamp/ocean and they think they'll die but then magically they get liffted up and then look out and there's luke standing there all badass.

>"I haven't done this in a looooong time"
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>>64582815
POEtry
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>>64574294

Cockney Rey is my favorite new meme

> IZZISAH MILLENYUM FALKIN? YER 'AN SOLUH
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Will there ever be a use of The Force as badass as this in the movies?
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Luke will 100% bust out his lightsaber because they want to pander to the plebs who will start cheering when he does.

Same way everyone cheered when Yoda took out his saber in AotC
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>>64591933
This is the impression I got too.
Like the reason she's amazing at all that stuff is because she was a student of his and had her memory wiped.
She definitely had her memory wiped of SOMETHING
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>>64573707
Lucas' treatments which Disney rejected had Luke use something called "Force Shift" against a villain in the final fight, which is a two-part move where he disappears and reappears in a different place, like 'teleporting' at flash speed. He also used the term "Force Leap" which is like a Neo/Matrix super jump nearly the same as flying. Bigger than the flip Obi-Wan used against Maul

>>64576369
There was a rumor of drawings for a lightsaber duel in which things like this happen. They saved it for either VIII or IX.
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>>64590082
Plagueis' species is never mentioned in any of the canon
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>>64588224
I want to cuddle and tickle him to see him laugh
Why even live
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>>64573301
Of course he'll get his lil' lazer sword out
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>>64573506
>Now I am Yoda
why is this so fucking funny
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>>64573506
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>>64593226


I dunno bro, but I can't stop laughing
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>>64573301
The Highest Ground
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>>64573827
Jedi training isn't about expanding your skill tree.
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He should be able to shoot lightsabers from his wrists like Spider-Man (TM).
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>>64582827
crack cocaine destroys your vocal cords
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>>64591933
he trained her as a fucking 3 year old and dumped her on a planet? do you realize how ridiculous you sound? she was trained as a toddler so it fixes everything? how does this make sense to you?
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>>64593311
did you seriously JUST make this? what the fuck that's hilarious
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>>64593594
fuckin younglings man
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>>64573301
just have him be wise and old like yoda in empire.
he doesn´t need to some weird super hero like powers.
only think that comes even close that I can kinda see working is for him to constantly outsmart anybody and use jedi mind tricks
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>>64573560
>Chewbacca fucks it up and Millenium Falcon drowns in ocean
>Luke picks it up, just like yoda did

P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
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>>64578221
Don't worry, based Rian will save us

He will kill off Rey and make Luke the main protagonist
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>>64588224
whoa this is post-accident, too. nice
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Out of subject but has anyone put The Art of Star Wars: The Force Awakens online yet?I can't find it anywhere.
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>>64594441
>>64594441
>>64594441
>>64594441
>>64594441

>google
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>>64593606
made it a couple of days ago
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>>64592100
:)
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>>64581522
I want him to die in some kind of crazy over the top fashion like getting crushed by a planet like chewbacca in the EU
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>>64582550
t h i s 100%
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>>64574154
Hey! i drew that! this really warms my heart, thank you for enjoying my drawing anon
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>>64583142
>wife's son
KEK ALERT
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>>64574655
you guys know she's schizo right
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>>64587143
>everything
we don't know anything about him you tard
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>>64591933
You dumbfucks. If you actually needed the scene to be spelled out here it is. He mind rapes Ren because he is weak with the dark side, therefore he is weak in the force. While mindraping him she learns of the powers of the force, at least she knows how some powers are supposed to work.

Mindwiping is so anti-normie.
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I thought that Jedi just didn't use offensive force powers like force choke and lightning. Throwing heavy shit at people is alright though...
They have the ability to do it, they just don't because it leads to the Dark Side.
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>>64582550
I can see it now
>Kylo ren does some intense fucking training
>Rey and ren have a fair and even fight (only reason he lost to Rey before was because he was shit with a fucking bowcaster and he had just fought Finn who also wounded him AND he wasn't mentally stable considering he just killed his fucking dad
>Rey gets BTFO like Luke did in empire (POTTERY)
>Luke shows up, Kylo attacks him
>Luke catches the lightsaber blade
>Kylo shits himself
>Luke offers ren a chance at redemption
>ren pussies out and runs away
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>>64592894
>Lucas' treatments which Disney rejected
sauce?
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>>64573301
He will create little force suns with little force planets, where little force people are born.
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>>64597099

Who knows if Yoda and Obi-Wan stuck around to tell Luke that. He choked Jabba's guards in RoTJ.
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>>64583020
not canon
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He'll be able to do yoda like spins in midair (CGI) and have the ability to force push and stop anything he wants so it can be used as an excuse that Mark doesn't break his back at 64.
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>>64599760

*force http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Teleport behind you*
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>>64575905
>Luke Skywalker is 53 in The Force Awakens.
sauce
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