Would you watch a Dexter spinoff?

I haven't even watched Dexter.

>>64565576

starring who?

deb who is fucking dead?
the idiots at the police station?

>>64565576
of what?

dexter as lumberjack or Robodoakes?

you mean even though there are 9 seasons of bullshit already and based deb is ded?

yes ofc

>>64565718
>deb who is fucking dead?

Deb's ghost?

i would watch a batista/quinn comedy cop show

sort of like Brooklyn 99 but not shitty and darker.

It'd be called Miami 305, theme song provided by Pitbull obv.

>>64565928
i always said i'd like to watch a prequel of quinns life as a cop, with all the dirty dealings and stuff. he was a genuinely good character

>>64565576
Michael C Hall couldn't even carry the shitty writing of the later seasons. If they made one, it'd be a cash crab

>>64565576
If it involves Quinn and Angel tracking down Dexter then sure

>tfw jennifer carpenter didn't show her itty bitties
the biggest travesty

>>64566320
How is that different from season 3 onwards?

IN DEXTER'S LABORATORY!

>>64566379
season 4 is pretty goat

>>64566441
i have never even put the 2 together like that before.

The only Dexter spinoff I would watch would have to focus on Astor. I started following Dexter during the original airing of season 4. The hope of seeing her again was the only reason I continued watching after season 5. Unfortunately she only showed up once in season 7. Fuck those writers.

>>64566590
bait

>>64566590
>You will never see a tv series starring college aged Astor going to bars and picking up guys and then taking them home to fuck and kill.

>>64565576
TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!!!

>>64565576

Only if it's about Masuka's sex life.

>>64565576
>harrison is a detective in a small argentinian town
>gets random flashbacks to weird stuff his dad did when investigating cases
>eventually accumulates enough weird memories to realise something was up with his dad and travels to florida to get more information
>episodes follow him slowly coming to terms with the events surrounding his father's life
>he has his own demons in the form of a sex addiction that is gradually spiralling out of control

Harrison is played by Michael C Hall wearing that young guy's hair wig that he wore in flashbacks

>>64565576
Fucking no motherfucker what the shit?

>>64566989
last line saved the idea. Would watch this.

>>64565576
I found it hard to continue the main series as seasons were added.

>>64565576
I always wanted a Justice Friends or Dial M for Monkey spinoff.

>>64566989
>episodes follow him slowly coming to terms with the events surrounding his father's life
That's stupid, who would have known who Dexter was that lived past the last episode?