My wife's son wants to know why the Prometheus drank the goo?

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Why did they cut Phantom Menace in half ?

>whitest man drinking blackest semen

BRAVO
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>>64561663
it's how he spread his DNA and spurred evolution

>>64561663
>dem traps tho

do i even lift?

To release semenal fluids.

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Prometheus died for our sins

>>64561754
why not just pour the goo on a dead mouse and run

So it would turn him into DNA molecules.

Human DNA molecules.

Which would turn into all live on earth, but specifically humans.

>>64561663
Because one of them had to stay behind. The fire rises, brother.

>>64561847
My brother watched this but I didn't and when we watched The X-Files movie, he pointed out how the idea was very similar to Prometheus.

>>64561881
because mice don't exist. There's' no life on the planet, hence why he's there

>>64561969
so it was all part of Prometheus' master plan?

>>64562059
what do they eat, what did they evolve from

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>>64562088
What was Prometheus crashing though? I know that they crashed Prometheus Jr's plane later on though.

>>64561847
I dont remember this, he's plan was to anhero?

>>64562148
photosynthesis?

>>64562148
silicon-based organisms

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>>64562180
Prometheus was crashing his space ship

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hey guys im a big alien fan and im going to school to become a graphic designer because thats my dream

my teacher told me the most important thing is to have a personal artistic flare

here one of my most recent sketches of an alien series character

please tell me what u think :) (be honest but dont be meen)

>>64561663
I kinda want to rewatch this movie. It really wasn't bad.

Is there a sequel planned? I know it's like an indirect prequel to Alien, but I like this line of story. I dunno I wanna see more of this shit.

>>64562280
not bad, but he looks a bit kucky, and not sure how I feel about yellow breath

>>64562341
I heard a sequel is planned.
Im a fan of the alien lore, but I cant really say this movie was very good.

>>64561663
>"My wife's son..."
Your step-son?

Use the proper term you brain dead cunt.

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how does this make you feel?

>>64561663
Hollywood made him drink black goo because he was white

>>64562280
I actually really like this. If you don't mind, I would just say that you should work a little bit more on the shadowing. How long did it take you to finish that shadow above the upper red lip?

>>64562415
>jokeoverhead.jpg

>>64562415
Hello reddit

>>64562462
not long

>>64562415
I think it's some new forced meme. Or maybe something reddit is doing these days.

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>>64561847
that's a big black ship

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>>64562447
the original spacejockey was way bigger, I was disappointed.

>>64562415
son in law works too

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this movie had the best promos. Watch this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWmbqH_z7jM
or
>>>/wsg/892240

>>64562280
very poor shading, you need to download gimp and experiment with different tools instead of using mspaint pencil and fill

>>64561663
This meme is stupid.

>>64562828
>This meme is stupid.

What did he mean by this?

>>64562736
That was great. I loved David and I hope he's in the sequel.

>>64561663
My husband's boyfriend's wife wonders the same thing.

>>64562736
>ywn be an aryan robot in space watching lawerence of arabia all day

>>64562247
[Spoiler]with no survivors

>>64562409
Meh, maybe you're right. I haven't seen it in forever, I just kinda liked the Engineers and I love me a scifi space exploration movie.

>captcha; select the pizzas
Guess I'm cooking a frozen pizza for dinner later.

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>>64562497
>>64562505
>>64562573
>>64562632
>bastards who aren't worth shit.

>wearing a space diaper

is he incontinent or is that like a fetish thing

>>64561663
Experimenting on evolution were are not the only intelligent life out there.

>>64563045
Literally LAUGHING OUT FUCKING LOUD

>>64563045
it's a loincloth, geez

he's supposed to be like space Jesus

>>64561663
I don't know, just ask him if he wants to

>>64562854
This meme is stupid.

>>64562193
not possible, not enough energy
>>64562194
not possible, not enough electronegativity

I hated Prometheus the first time, i hated it after watching it the second time. I still hate it, mostly because of the plot progression, that is moved on stupidity of the movie itself.
>only wepon is ax and firelauncherr
>biology major likes pussy snakes
>android dips his finger into the vodka, guess for luls
>that fucking star map with 4 dots
>character getting lost despite having a whole 3d map
>woman running after getting tentacle thing cut off from her
>they also run in straight line from the crossaint spaceship
Don't start with the metaphores, they are bloody dumb or nonexistent here.

>>64562447
why does he wear the mask? if you pull it off will he die?

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>>64561663
>My wife's son

>>64562828
as opposed to all those brainy memes, right?

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>>64561721
Sheev was phantom menace

>>64562736
the promos were better than the movie and its scatterbrained plot desu

>>64563127
one part that confused me was the ax. Why did they need an ax in space? maybe it went over my head haha

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>>64563127
It did look and sound fantastic though >>64562247
It had a great aesthetic

>>64563164
Really? You find this forced meme posted thousands of times funny now?

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>>64561663
Because some people are still dumb enough to drink Jagermeister.

>>64563173
Baneposting is intellectually elite

how could he lead the mummy franchise without drinking the goo

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>>64563242
>forced meme

>>64563210
to be futuristic, notice the blue głów and shiny light. It's meant to represent how fast the technology is progressing and still we need to use the simplest tools. To be honest, it was dumb as fuck

If Prometheus's dna is "an exact match" of human dna then how did his dna make fish and other animals?

>>64563271
For you

>Prometheus is a Titan who stole fire to give to Man.
So what was the correlation to this movie again? No one stole anything to give to anybody else.

>>64563323
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED MEME

>>64563360
he stole his life mate

>>64563210
maybe it was to break down doors in case of fire. Also the lifeboat was created for Peter Weyland and occupied by his daughter and I could see either one of them reasoning the idea of stocking a future-ax on it

>>64563270
Why didn't they just use a sample of his DNA on the goo?

>>64563241
Still, that can make a movie good only if it isn't that stupid. A good example would be Mad Max. Plus, recent films done by Scott also have this tendency.

>>64563270
>Jagermeister.
Why shouldn't you drink it?

>>64563551
plebbest liquor there is senpai

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WHY THE FUCK DID IT SAY THE ENGINEER DNA WAS A FUCKING "DNA MATCH" WITH HUMAN DNA??

>>64563442
Still, im pretty sure if there would be an expedition like that, they would have a lot more firepower, considering that they ventured into unknown

>>64563587
Oh right, I was worried there was something unsavory about it that I wasn't aware of.

>>64563314
What you didnt see was the orbital bombardment of earth with other, smaller, less signifigant DNA bomblets that facilitated the growth of other organism strains.

>>64561663
he did it for the gains

>>64563603
it's actually very good m8 it is a bit too sweet for me but I like it anyway

t. alcoholic

>>64563591
because we are the engineers

>>64563605
>What you didn't see was the plot
Thanks Ridley for cutting out everything that would have made sense. Thanks for leaving in the bad scenes. You're the best Ridley.

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>>64563723

>>64562447
Angry. Angry about Ridley Scott!

>>64562736
Yeah, it was that promo that totally sold the movie to me since I really really wanted to see Fassbender.

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>>64561663

Because it was a bioweapon. Because when worms swim in it they get bigger. Because when a human drinks it and then has sex with someone they become impregnated with a squid and the person who drank it gets sick later. Because if the squid mouthfucks an prometheus it makes an a black alien. Because when the worm mouthfucks or you get squired with the acid of the worm and your helmet melts then one of you becomes a superstrong folding zombie

>>64563843
>>64563591
The implication is that they created us and started the primordial soup that gave us existence. That's why in the beginning his ship his leaving and he's getting ready to die.

>>64563270
>Jagermeister
Jager bombs are one of the only things I can stomach senpai

>>64562447
I now remember that I found Noomi Rapace really really hot in that movie.

>>64562447
Nothing because I never knew it was a reference until now

>>64561847

>that amazing character design/CGI
>ruined by the unnatural jerking @ 00:16

why can't they yet get sudden movements to look natural?

So I booted this up again just for shits and giggles after a long time of not seeing it . I'm at about 25 minutes in where they're about to land.

Did these retards not plan for this trip at all? I mean, they're analyzing the atmosphere as they're making entry, they waited until just now to establish relationships (DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE!?), don't do any scans or send in probes into the the big structure before venturing in, and basically everything else. They're just winging it for shits and giggles, aren't they?

>>64564686

>multitrillion mission
>the guy in charge of mapping gets lost in the first day

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>>64564403
brilliant

simply brilliant

>>64564686
>>64564887
maybe Weyland hired a bunch of retards on purpose because he planned on them all being expendable to test the black goo (or whatever other shit they thought they might find) on

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>>64561847
>when the kush hits

>>64565056

it would've made a lot more sense for them to clone or just to get an inmate from one of their prisons ffs. Why would you put the fools in charge of mapping the complex?

>>64564403
Seriously, this movie creates questions and refuses to answer not one of them at all. It looks like they were just winging it and hoped for the best.

It's fucking vague as fuck.

>>64565150
Seriously though. For a First Contact mission that will make fucking history, like the greatest fucking finding of all mankind, their lack of structure and discipline is disgusting.

>welp ima headin back n stuff
>wait where you going geology guy?
>IM GONIG BACK MUH FUGGUH BIX NOOD
>oh, okay

>big storm
>nice you guys are back. where are the other two guys
>i dunno. Don't you, the captain, the vickers lady, or fucking anyone else keep track of our crew out in the field? Don't we maintain radio contact with everyone?
>lol no we'll go get those guys in the morning :^)

>>64564414
Why does his DNA exactly match with ours. We have different DNA compared to a dolphin, but the dolphin evolved from the engineers DNA.

>>64563360
Prometheus also created Man, and later taught them everything. People always leave those parts out.

Why are the engineers so white?

>>64562415
There's no such thing as a step-parent/son/daughter
unless the real parent is dead

>my wife's son

Why are you spending time with your wife's son, surely you aren't raising him right?

>>64564623
prometheus was a dude in a suit, not cgi

>get to the night of the first day (60 hours remain) where vickers goes to the bridge
>vickers ends up telling the captain to go to her room in 10 minutes to bang
Jews man.

Fuckin' Jews.

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I hated the part when Tom Hardy died

>>64566179

he was digitally "enhanced" though, made look bigger etc

>>64562883
just his head or a new one?

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AHAHAHAH OP SAID HIS WIFE'S SON

HE'S A CUUUUUUCK

C. U. C. K

KEK

AHAH

>>64563150
It would be extremely painful.

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you guys just dont get it.

The whole reason why Prometheus seeded life on earth and created the star charts to his base were so that humans would evolve and fly their spaceships to it. Once there, a human poisoned by the black goo would be used to impregnate the perfect human host for the alien squid monster, who then could then be used once to impregnate an engineer, and it would create the ultimate weapon: the proto-Alien

It was all part of Prometheus' master plan to create the Alien

>>64567159
What the shit is all the foggy bullshit in that operation table thingy if not disinfectant killer shit to exterminate anything in there?

If it wasn't explicitly made to kill anything in there, why'd the Dr. Shaw lady just leave that thing behind without ensuring quarantine? She had all that time to get her shit together and she did, before the expedition back out to meet the Engineer. That wouldn't have crossed her mind once?
>Oh yeah, that alien thingy is still in the ONE FUCKING LIFE BOAT on the ship. Should probably get that thing and kill it...