So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe? I like to

>>64557514
the

>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

Bruh

Does America exist? Why do they mostly all talk like Americans

>Bala-Tik was a human male with brown hair and light skin, and he spoke with a harsher form of the accent commonly found in the galactic Core Worlds

He wasn't Scottish he just had a shitty accent. But then again that's pretty much what being Scottish means.

But anon, this is a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. This man must be the progenitor of Scotland, regurgitated onto earth by the interdimensional asshole of that octopus meatball with the teeth.

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>>64557514
ur scot? make vacaroo of u saying tell that to kanjiklub

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>>64557514
>So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?

Yes, and they're the niggers of the galaxy. Seriously, you cunts make John Boyega look white.

If only they got Fookin Legend to play this part.

>>64557599
>giving every character with even a minor speaking role a backstory penned by a shitty pulp writer

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>64557583
>Does America exist? Why do they mostly all talk like Americans

It's an American fantasy/sci-fi movie. So naturally, everyone either sounds American or British.

were they actually speaking gook?

>>64557832
modified indonesian gibberish according to another anon

>>64557514
>So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHpqcDCLyZ0

>>64557913
Why does American and English accents exist then huh?

>>64557670
kylo ren had some kind of greek accent going on, despite being the child of fucking han solo and princess leia

'AN SOLO, YER A DAHD MAHN

>>64557913
>washed up comedian

>>64557514
The opening text crawl specifically states Star Wars was from a long time ago.
So obviously, the Scots are already a space faring species that colonized earth. It fully explains why when the rest of Europe was modernizing, Scots where running around without pants killing each other, as being pantless and drunk is space culture.

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>>64557642
>giving every character with even a minor speaking role a backstory

>speaking role

You know that skull Luke throws in RoTJ? Oh, you better believe he got a back story.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bidlo_Kwerve

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>>64559556
This is some bullshit.

This scene sucked me out of the movie and screamed "JJ" more than any other. It really had no place in Star Wars. I thought I was watching Nu-Trek.

>>64559342
holy shit I JUST got this

true pottery from a true master

>>64559556
my fucking sides

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>>64559556

>>64557514
>Scotland
>independence
Can't get more Science fiction than that

>>64557514
TELL THAT TAE KANJIKLUB

As a Scottish person I found this hilarious and awesome all at once, however it really did disrupt the immersion as it was so unexpected. Wasn't there also a Scottish x wing pilot?

>tfw when he didn't go full weegie

Oi Solo ya rocket! Kanjiklub's needin' paid cunt!

>>64557514
It's Kanjiklubland

>>64559887
Hes a fucking belter

Anyone else think it was Daniel Radcliffe for a moment when you first saw him?

>>64559795
>be Scottish
>see that
Thanks for reminding us that Scotland died that night, cunt.

>>64559556
Oh my fucking God

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Why does the American accent exist in the Star Wars universe?

Why don't they all speak an ancient alien accent?

SOLOH! YUR A DID MAHN

>>64557913
Limmy is so fucking good senpai

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>>64560067
Why were all the New Order people white males and all the Resistance people aliens, women or minorities?

>>64559887
sorry darling are you speaking english?

>>64560146
If you need to ask, you're an idiot.
Its sad that anyone who points it out gets shouted down too, because people an eye for an eye is what's popular.

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So does England exist in the star wars universe?

I like think that shortly after getting rid of the sheepfuckers, we improved our own space program (free from the perfidious hindrances of Scotland).

With the now unfettered genius of British science, we launch space colonists looking for a new life beyond the stars. The journey is perilous, and scant few Brits have stiff upper lips enough to take the risk. Most end up as two bit hermits like this chap.

>>64560327
>shouts me down instead of giving me an answer
>it's sad that anyone who points it out gets shouted down
ok

>>64557514
>So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?
It's Scotworld

>>64559556
I don't even remember this shit. 2spoopy m8

>>64560146
To make it an obvious metaphor for facism and racial supremacy.

Here's the twist, though, if you're a TRUE white man, you should be emotionally strong enough to take it without whining your soggy butt over their "liberal agendas".

>>64560054
I really think it managed to survive that night. Keep in mind Alex Salmond was going to operate his economy based on an oil price of over $100, look at the price per barrel now.

>>64560491
But in 90% of the world fascism and racial supremacy aren't associated with whites.

I'm an asian girl and I don't understand why character themes from 70 years ago are still inserted into films like this.

coruscot

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>>64557514
>I like to think that shortly after gaining our independence

>>64560577
No one cares what you think.

>>64560716
You care enough to reply.

Or are you saying you enjoy burnt out old tropes in film?

>>64560372
Coruscant is brit land tbqh

>>64560372
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>>64560577
the themes from the OT were 30 years after the nazi regime and TFA takes places 30 years after jedi. they can't stray too far from the source material. also be my gf

>>64560790
>EHEHEHE I GOT A (You)
I don't think you understand how this works. Replying to nobodies on an anonymous bangladeshi tea ceremony board is not "caring".

>>64560852
30 years later is just like a generation. It works better. Now it's like a story your ancient great-grandfather tells you and you don't care because that stuff happened 70 years and another continent ago.

no thank you, I'm not into "yellow fever" guys

>>64560884
I'm glad you don't care and keep telling me that. Maybe you'll persuade someone.

>>64560953
Again, I think you've completely misinterpreted the point. Why don't you try rereading the posts and see if you can figure it out, or is English too hard for you as an "asian girl"?

>Scotland
>Being successful at anything

The whole reason you're a part of the United Kingdom with England is because they bailed you out after you failed catastrophically when trying to enter the Empire game

>>64559556
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bidlo_Kwerve
RATTLE ME BONES

>>64560975
Haha I get, you "don't care." You don't have to keep showering me with attention, weirdo.

>>64560953
I don't have yellow fever I just want a gf.

>>64561023
No, you don't get it. Again, reread the posts. You missed the point entirely.

>>64560953
>no thank you, I'm not into "yellow fever" guys

That's pretty much every single white man though.

>>64560146
main character: woman, second main character: a black guy, main villian: white. PC at it finest.

>>64557599
That's not true, we're also thick, miserly, rude drug addicts and drunks

>>64561100
How is that "PC"? PC isn't about assigning arbitrary races to specific roles. It's about treating people of certain races, backgrounds, and gender identities with respect.

>>64561032
I don't think you're going to find one online though. Not trying to be mean but what do you expect? We'll hop on skype or something?

>>64561064
lol you're being a creeper now. If you don't care stop creeping on me here.

>>64561073
Not true, some white guys are nice and don't fetishize us.

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>>64560491
>prove you are tough by letting people walk all over you

>>64561140
>I don't think you're going to find one online though. Not trying to be mean but what do you expect? We'll hop on skype or something?
sure, come to my /s4s/ themed dj room maybe? it's on dubtrack just shearch kexodus. most of the users are normal.

>>64561134
YEAH EVERYONE BUT THE WHITE MALE

>>64561196
>/s4s/
>kexodus
no thank you. You're nice but no.

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hey guys im a big star wars fan and im going to school to become a graphic designer because thats my dream

my teacher told me the most important thing is to have a personal artistic flare

here one of my most recent sketches of a star wars character

please tell me what u think :) (be honest but dont be meen)

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>>64561503
i like it :)

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>>64561503
bretty good

>>64557670

Nearly all the star wars movies were filmed in england and the US using local casts and crew

>>64561503
This will make beautiful pasta. Quick reddit, get this on r/4chan before I do.

>>64560554
>real politk

the west is fucking dead

>>64557514
>a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
>implying its in the future
>not ages ago when humanity from our solar system is still banging sticks and rocks together around the same time as episode IV

What do they do at Kanji Club? Is it like a calligraphy group? Maybe that's why they wanted the tentacle monsters, they probably produce ink like Earth tentacle monsters (squids) so the Kanji Club would use that ink to draw some nice kanjis.