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Rei, I am your father
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Rei, I am your father
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>my wifes son
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Grandfather. Kenobi sired on a son who then had Rey.

Kylo is Anakin's grandson, Rey is Kenobi's. The final fight will be on mustafar. PURE POETRY
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She's Rey Skywalker, get over it.
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Rey Kenobi does sound good
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>>64558570
No no, Obi-Wan sired a daughter who was then banged by Luke
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>>64558570
Jesus it rhymes. Everything is in stanzas...
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He died over a decade before she was born.
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>>64559033
that's what im saying. Explains her accent is from mommy who got it from obi. also explains why she is so strong with the force's ass and also makes her Luke's son and shit.
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>Obi-wan betraying the Jedi Code

Nah

Rey is most likely Luke's daughter barring a tweest where she's just a random force sensitive who survived Kylo Ren's edgelord spree
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>>64560189

Obi was disillusioned with the Jedi order after Annie. Met a girl during his exile.

MARK MY WORDS, KYLO AND REY ON MUSTAFAR
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>>64558570
If that's true they're probably going to fuck instead.
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>>64560365
The complete destruction of the Order is a good time to get disillusioned with it imo.
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>>64560365
His allegiance was to the Republic, TO DEMOCRACY .
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Rey is the daughter of Obi-Wan Kenobi's daughter and Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan's baby mother was Beru Lars
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>>64560189
you're telling me Obi-Wan's semen never found its way up to the high ground??

The Jedi were supposed to stay away from attachment and shit because it got in the way of their duties.

Obi-wan after high ground had to temporarily flock down to the low ground. It's genius. Vader is only going to be searching high ground areas but Obi Wan was hidden in plain sight all along.

Once he had no duties except make sure Luke doesn't turn into a dicklord, I'm sure he realized it would be a great time to bang some chick and put some force-sensitive british charm back into the galaxy.

should be obvious
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>>64561084
oh shit. That would explain why owen hates his ass so much
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>>64558570
Obi-Wan Kenobi is Rey's maternal grandfather. Luke is her father. Rey is the grand daughter of Anakin and Obi-Wan. She is both a Skywalker and a Kenobi.
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>>64561309
>Spinoff of Luke meeting Kenobi's daughter
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>>64557024

REY IS A FORCE BABY AND LEIA IS HER MUM

THATS'S WHY SHE'S SO GODLIKE, THAT'S WHY SHE HUGS LEIA AND HAN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER SA MUCH AS KYLO BECAUSE HE GOT KEKED BY AN ABSTRACT SPIRITUAL ENTITY

SCREENSHOT THIS MY DAD WORKS FOR DISNEY
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>>64561084
That'd be pretty weird. Not incest, but it's got an incestuous vibe.
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>>64561309
Poultry.
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she is count dooku's grand daughter, how can you not know this?
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>>64561476
Dooku would have to be her great grandfather, m80. By the time the Prequels start he'd be shooting dust.
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>>64561329
That could potentially be very interesting. I suppose it would depend on how the character was handled, since prior to that point we'd never have known about Obi-Wan having a daughter.
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>>64557024
your mother was a good friend
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