>Luke, I am your mother's husband.

Swing & a miss

>Luke, you are my wife's son!

>Luke, I cucked your father

>Luke, I fucked your mother

>>64552951
...Nevermind

Good thread.

>Luke, I...am Darth Vader

>>64552951
>Luke, i raped yer mum

>>64552951
more like

>Luke, I'm a mary sued villain who does literally nothing for 3 movies but is still hailed as one of the greatest villains of all times.

I'm actually amazed by how long it took to someone make this joke.

Bravo, OP.

>Luke, I'm Leia's father.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

>>64553285
It's 2016 man. Grow up.

>>64552951
>implying
He has the voice of a black man.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about how Obi-Wan was a good friend?

>>64553346
>hasn't seen it before

Hello Reddit!

Luke...Nevermind

>what does that make us?
>ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

>Luke...I love anime

>>64553391
>he was able to save people from dying, I tried to learn this power by performing the emperors commands and killing all the jedi, he said he'd teach me the power but he always tells me he'll show me how to do it tomorrow

>>64553397

NO YOU GROW UP. The fact that so many books still name Darth Vader as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" villain ever only tells you how far science fiction still is from becoming respectable genre.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about your mother? I really enjoyed the sight of her exposed back. She was a good friend.

The line "Luke, I am your father" was never in any of the movies. This is nothing more than a false paraody thread.

Fucking loser

>>64553492
You forgot "He's a good friend."

>>64553514
>respectably genre
>everyone on the planet loves sci-fi

Yeah ok James Cameron. You're just mad TFA surpassed Avatar in NA and that nobody gives a fuck about Asia.

>Luke, I am the boyfriend of your father's wife

>Luke, I am Sheev.

>Luke, have you seen my wife's son?

>>64553514
Darth Vader and the terminator are the only 2 good sci-fi villans. All the rest are uninspired crap. Sci-fi as a genere is pretty shit

>Luke, you're the spawn of my semen

>Luke, have I ever told you about sand? I hate it

>>64553562
>I once had 3 of my limbs cut off by Obi-Wan and left to die on a volcanic planet after I burst into flames and it destroyed my lungs and ability to ever breathe properly outside of specialized chambers again. He was a good friend.

>Luke, I killed Mufassa

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>Luke
>Lucas

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>>64553650

>>64552951
>Luke, your mum's a whore

>Luke, you are my clone--Daarth Vader.

>>64552951
>Luke, did you ever hear of the tragedy of darth Plagueis?

>>64552951
The line isn't "Luke, I am your father"- that's what Chris Farley recites into a fan in Tommy Boy. Luke's line is "you killed my father!" to which Vader retorts "No! I AM your father!"

>>64553650
Sheev is better than both.

>>64553759
Harryy?

>>64553759
Pottery?

>Luke, I am 3PO's creator

mfw a black man leaves his family

>>64553840
Thank you! I tip my hat to ye good sir

>>64553887
>>64553877
>>64553759
Do you think JK Rowling ever met JK Simmons and they got in a highlander battle to decide which one of them there could only be?

We all saw is coming, I mean
>Darth Vader
>Dark Father

>>64553935
Either way we'd get one beheaded writer, one who gets a quickening and then makes books that are a combination of both JKs.

>>64553840
Also wrong...

>Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
>Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
>Vader: No, I am your father.

>>64553948
pottery

>Luke, did I ever tell you about little Anakin? He met your mother's booty when he was 8 years old. He was a good friend.

>Luke, I polished my helmet with woodoo hide.

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>>64553759

Why's Harry such a qt

>>64553948

is lucas literally pottery?

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>>64554149
>>64553948

>>64554109
>Luke, I am a former patient at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

>>64553840
Another common misconception: The emphasis is actually on "I" and not "am".

>Luke, I am Darth Vader, the Bane of Younglings.

>>64553935
Yeah

jk

>>64554181
>Luke, I am beeping for no reason.

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>>64554217
Bane?

In a certain way, Darth Vader did killed Luke's father. I am not Obi Wan btw

>>64554228
>Luke, the Emperor has foreseen your lack of budgetary restraints.

>>64552951
>Luke, I haven't showered in over 30 years
>let the smell flow through you

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>>64554296
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW I KILLED YOUR FATHER

>>64554296
You mean from a certain point of view

>>64553673
youd think vader would bring this up.

>>64552951
>darth vader
>dark father
>vader cucked lukes real father
BRAVO LUCAS

Do you guys think Lucas enjoys POV porn?

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Post yfw Darth Vader actually said
>No, I am your father

>>64554643
no one cares you meme loving fuck

>>64554341

Yeah, that's true, isn't it? I wonder if he ever got any Darth doo doo on that cape...

why did Vader be good person at the end? he killed the half of the galaxy over borderline personality disorder and he created a dictatorship for muhh inner struggles.

>>64552951
>Luke...hows the hand?

>>64553514
PLEASE have sex

>>64553240
kek

>>64555477
Sheev tricked him.

>>64553514
scaruffi pls go

>>64552951
>"LUKE, I AM NOW YODA" and he morphs into him

Seriously, Lucas?!

>Luke, Anakin Skywalker is your father. He is dead now, he died when I turned to the dark side. I consider myself Darth Vader. Ergo, I am not your father

>>64556072
>from a certain point of view

>a black man
>claiming to be the father
This is why the OT sucks.

>>64555477

He thought using the power of the Dark Side and the Empire's military could prevent more wars and violence like what caused so much trouble for his waifu.

>>64556035
Seriously what a hack. He copied that from a deleted Wrath of Khan scene.

>>64556096
>he doesn't have any role in his sons young life
Why is it bad again?

>Luke, I am the empire strikes back

>>64556128
>as Kirk mourns Spock, be puts on his ears and says "now I'm Spock" and morphs into him

Seriously, Meyer?!

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Funfact: This famous line is universally misquoted

Darth actually says "No, I am your Father", (he doesn't say Luke)

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>>64552951
Ben told me enough, he told me you cucked him.

>>64556139
>now luke, the empire strikes back!

FUVK

>>64556137
>had his kids stolen from him
It's not like he went to get scratchers and never came back.

Why did Vader cut off the hand of his own son bros? I only watched ANH and TFA

>>64556268
It's just a prank

I've never been much into Star Wars so tell me. Why exactly is Vader regarded as evil? What atrocities has he committed? From my limited viewpoint it seems like he's considered evil because the creator said he's evil, he's on the Dark Side so the protagonists can have someone to take down.

>>64556268

It doesn't mean much. You can get a new bionic hand easy pezy.

>>64556321
From my point of view he did nothing wrong

>>64556321
>it seems like he's considered evil because the creator said he's evil
This, really.
If you watch the prequels and pay close attention, you'll see that the Jedi are actually fucking retarded and partially evil themselves.

>>64556268
Piggybacking, what was with chopping off arms and hand, was this some type of symbolism.

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>>64553718
Vader unmasked in RotJ always triggered me.

Vader is a burned to a crisp cyborg who needs assistance just to eat, and should be in his 40s.

He should not look like a fat geriatric.

>>64556321
Are you basing this purely on the original trilogy? Did they ever make any mention of Vader killing the original Jedi?

>Luke, she lives in my heart with the Force!

>>64556321
He's really not so bad, but he's under pressure from his boss who's a real dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DxFDK8kmPY

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>Luke, I am your father.

THE LINE IS "No, I am your father." YOU FUCKING POSERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>64556468
using magic ages you.

>>64553514
PLEASE, have sex already

>>64556321
He blew up a planet.

>>64556468
I think it was to make us feel sorry for him.
It kinda works, too.

https://youtu.be/8VdcMWWh3s0

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>>64553474

>>64556523

Lukes nick name is 'no', though.

>>64556195
>The sky is blue
>1+1=2

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>>64553948
>Hand So Low
>Layer Organ
>Land Or California
>See Three, Pee Oh!
>Are Two Dito

Yes, it was so fucking obvious even though it wasn't planned that way ya dingus

>>64556468
>prequel baby

he's supposed to look like a weak, tired old man to elicit sympathy and to show that even with the tough exterior he put on with the suit he was just as vulnerable as anyone else

I bet you're the kind of faggot who calls Kylo Ren "emo"

>>64556321
Just in the OT:
>kills his own officers out of anger
>chokes out motti for disagreeing with him
>kills Obi-wan
>tortures his own daughter
>oversees the construction of the death star

And in the prequels
>kills... Younglings and many other Jedi
>kills seperatist senators
>chokes his pregnant wife
>attempts to kill his friend Obi Wan
>slaughters the sand people like animals. Not just the men, but the woman and children too
>betrays Mace despite knowing Sheev was looking to destroy the Jedi.

>>64553514
please give us an example of w what you think is a good villain

>>64556863

>pottery fag

He still should not look older than Obi Wan, and he definitely shouldn't be fat when he has to be fed through a straw.

Read my post again. I never said Vader should look like some intimidating badass, just that Shaw was not a good choice to portray him.

>>64553948
Except Lucas only decided he was Luke's father in Empire.

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>>64552951
>Luke, I am your father's ghost. Thanks for helping me accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior.

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>>64553569
>>64553650
>>64555566
>>64556027
>>64556578
>>64556930

>All these new fags

>>64556867

Holy he did tortured his own daughter, I keep forgetting that Luke and Leia are related

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>>64553769
Why didn´t Han Solo just use the BORE WORMS in his son´s ass?

Luke, I am your baby-daddy

>>64557041
Nice argument, memeposter.
But Darth Vader IS easily one of the best villains ever. C'mon Star Wars is pretty straight forward, even retards should understand it

What would your reaction be if it was

>No, I am your mother

And it was Padme in the suit the whole time.