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Rate Jean Claude Van Damme's body of work
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Rate Jean Claude Van Damme's body of work

>best Flick
Universal Soldier
>best movie
TimeCop
>best film
JCVD
>best Cinema
Hard Target
>best Kino
Bloodsport
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Op wasnt a faggot for once.
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Wtf!? Is that pic real!?
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>>64551651
I agree tbphwy
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>>64551693
Yeah, he's a pretty fit guy
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>>64551693
do you even van damme?
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>he'll never sit on your face
Why live?
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based
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>>64551739

I could do that if I was 5' 2''.
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>>64551773
>>64551818
>ywn go to the gym with Van damme every week
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Enemies Closer is severely underrated
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jcvd is so cool
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>>64551877
He looks like shit, he probably only uses machines asides from some calisthenics.
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>>64552014
Shut up, fatty.
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>>64552177
You mean Seagal?
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>>64552177
I'm going to assume you are fat here.

You clearly don't know shit about lifting and what makes a balanced physique.
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>>64551900
Please elaborate. I've been through what can be considered the essential JCVDcore and some of his less popular work but still need to watch others.

Why is it underrated?
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I heard JCVD is hilarious. Got it on my DVR is it really that good to get 4 stars?
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>>64551651
>you will never teach an all women's aerobics class and do the splits in front of young impressionable girls as they stare at your crotch
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>>64552311
Have you watched Replicant? It's a fucking sick movie, I assure you.
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>>64552595
Or will I...
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>>64552262
Shut up, fatty.
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>>64552311
>Why is it underrated?
Because he plays a crazy villain, and has a lot of fun doing it.
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>>64552595
That's a great ass, no homo, well maybe just a little bit.
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>>64553043
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>>64551872
BASED
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>>64553015
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Fuck off somewhere else. This is a Steven Seagal thread.
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>best Cinema
Hard Target
I approve of this post.
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>>64553136
I didn't mean to imply he never played a villain. I meant he's hilarious in it.
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>>64553153
gross
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No lie im not even gay, but ill suck his cock
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>Trained armies across the globe
>Is a sheriff
>Broke Sean Connery's arm on set once
>makes music on the side

Uhm, why aren't you guys watching the superior action star?
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>>64553208
Because JCVD rescues doggies from the streets of Thailand.
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based
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>>64551651
>Bloodsport
>Kino
It's more of a motion picture desu
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>>64551796
>he will never roundhouse kick you in the face
>you will never be a part of his winning streak
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>Cyborg is the best Van Damme movie
>No one has mentioned it

Typical
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>>64553259
http://youtu.be/THsEWTClnjc

2:20 for his Seagal impression, it's spot on.
http://youtu.be/NcdtwQiUA3E
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>>64551651

>best Flick
Double Team
>best movie
Knock Off
>best film
Street Fighter
>best Cinema
Kickboxer
>best Kino
Bloodsport
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>>64551651
Best JCVD anything is no retreat, no surrender.
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>>64551872
universal Soldier was fantastic
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based JCVD/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8XKeN0zk4
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>>64551651

if this thread was about an actress it would have been deleted hours ago.
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>>64553808
Oh shit nigga, I forgot double team. That's a classic
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>>64553530

>that titcow love interest
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>>64555136
Fuck off you cancerous pedo spammer shitposting memelord, nobody gives a fuck.
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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning is his best film and also shits on the whole crappy franchise, safe Regeneration.
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>>64551651

>Universal Soldier

>not Universal Soldier Regeneration

Negro Universal Soldier Regeneration is the best Van Damme movie ever madem.
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>>64555294
>>64555294
the problem with /tv/ in one post
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His role as the villain in Expendables 2 was pretty fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAeepzANKUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro_5c6irtTk

obviously not the best at anything in particular, but damn if it ain't just plain fun to see him hamming up the scene
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>>64553633
top kek
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>>64555334

Do not believe this guy.

Reckoning tried to recapture the lightning in a bottle magic of Regeneration but failed hard.
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>>64555402
Shouldn't you be in some other thread circlejerking over a 12 year olds armpits or something instead of trying to derail a JCVD thread?
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>>64555531
Regeneration was so fucking amazing.
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>>64555636

>dat long take hallway scene
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>>64551651
>best Flick
Sudden Death

>best movie
In Hell

>best film
Kickboxer

>best Cinema
Lionheart

>best Kino
The Quest
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>>64553259
>broke a 50 something actors wrist in stunt training
How is that something to be proud of? It just shows he's a dick because he got mad at Connery and is unprofessional af

He literally married a lady who's father owned a dojo so he could give himslef a black belt
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>>64553064
Maybe a little homo
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>tfw
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>ywn be her
;_;
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>>64553064
>Showing myself nude from behind doesn’t pose any problems but from the front that’s another story. I don’t want to lose all my fans!

kek
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>>64555966
Great movie.
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>>64551651
>no Kickboxer
>no Sudden Death
what a fucking pleb
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Daily reminder that van damme lost to brazilian slut in a live tv show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDlLB98tah4
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