Why are you still here in 2016?

>>64549729
To tell everyone how bad TFA is and how they are plebs for not thinking like me.

To prep my wife's bull and give my wife's son my money.

Because I can still Banepost FOR YOU.

looking for decent movies. i've written down 5 movies I will watch over the past 48 hours

>>64549792
bull shit

list them

Laughing @ memes

>>64549729

Im taking a shit and using my phone.

t. Every tripfag.

>>64549805
The Lobster
Tangerine
It Follows
Animal Kingdom
Bone Tomahawk

I watched Bone Tomahawk and Tangerine already. both 3/5.

>>64549834

So you're telling me you're an authentic pleb?

ANSWER HIM

it's all part of my master plan

BIG

>>64549864
yes that's what i'm telling you. at least i'm here for movies : )

/tv/ on the double chan got even worse.
Cartoon threads everywhere, cancerous general threads, extra captchas...

>>64549918
BLACK

>>64549729
I don't have a job or any friends.

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Cause this is the only place I can socialise.

>>64549961
>the absolute worst posters go to some other chan
>it's ruined
very surprising

i hate it but it's the only place i have where i can communicate with other humans. we're not meant to be 100% alone.

>>64549729
I'm getting really tired of reddit lately. I think I need a pause from it.

What happened with John Oliver?

>>64550416
He was 2015, guy.

>>64550416
he's trapped in a time loop

>>64549922
No, you're here for the flicks, you fucking mongoloid.

>>64550416
He cant say 2015 anymore. he will avoid saying 2016 I think.

Because I'm here forever.

Where else can I get my daily dose of
HUMONGOUS
GLISTENING
OCHER
DONGS

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i just got back from giving my white girlfriend multiple orgasms (i'm a black man, fyi) and I like to insult nerdy neckbeards and make cuckolding jokes on the internet through an anonymous guise because it's bolsters my own sense of narcissistic superiority. i also enjoy making bait threads and seeing how long it takes until the janitors delete it, resetting my router and then making the same dumb thread again. you morons bite every time.

really that's it. I hate all of you and I'd never be friends with any of you people in real life.

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>>64549729
It's a good time sink. When I get tired of Facebook or Twitter I go here to make myself feel even better about my life. It's one thing to see your friend from high school trying to still be a rapper but it's another thing entirely when you see somebody post a story about how they literally had to walk out of a theater because of their own sense of self entitlement. This site both holds me back and allows me to be more secure with my own insecurities, knowing my social problems are no where near as bad as some of you guys.

I come here to laugh and stop posting as soon as I've acclimitized to the point where I take b8 seriously

>>64549729
Why not? I have a life and not of those faggots who scream BOO HOO 4CHAINZ RUINED MY LIFE tfw no gf ;_;