Fuller House

I fall in love with her every time I see this picture.
No way I'm watching this shit.

>>64547028
/thread

>>64547007
...and I thought I wasn't going to fap again today

>>64547007
Why is she wearing slut attire?

>>64547007
Unless tits are shown NOPE. Fuck that meth head.

>>64547130
Bob Saget fucked her, maybe even in the ass. That should help answer your q.

I wanna see her smoke meth. Ive got a fetish for girls getting high. Its the lack of self respect and that theyre gonna be horny as fucking hell afterwards.

>>64547007
God, I want to fuck her tits so bad.

>>64547194
source?

>>64547130
She's a coke fiend and has probably done tons of nasty shit for some blow m8

>In another episode, he was caught getting raunchy with the Olsen twins' stand-in. "Ashley and Mary-Kate were in school, so I had to camera-rehearse without any other characters and just the technical crew, with this four-foot-tall rubber doll," he explains. "Only adults were there. … So I'm throwing it around, pretending to do stuff to it, as one would do if there were no child actors within a couple sound stages' distance and you were a comedian with no moral compass in front of a crowd of people … and what I didn't know was the television monitors were on in the schoolroom, and all the dressing rooms, and in certain offices on the studio lot."

>>64547231
Underage virgin detected

>>64547007

post more of her titties

>>64547130

>have great breasts
>not showcasing them

What kind of oppressive womyn hater are you?

mai first waifu

>>64547292
lel Saget you fucking degenerate.

Mary-Kate and Ashley are "too busy" they should just get Elizabeth.

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>>64547377

Just found this also on the Full house subreddit.

The fuck. *unzips dick* *mutes sound*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEI3EJD2jFQ&feature=youtu.be

>>64547470
goddamn

>>64547470
Yup. Not watching this show.
Would be jerking off to Jodie Sweetin every 5 minutes.

>>64547544
>Not jerking it to the Stamos

You gay bro?

>>64547597
Have mercy

A friend of a friend was in Cali around the time they were filming. He was in line with his gf to see Conan. Across the hall was announced the line for Fuller House. He turned to her and said they better make damn sure they are in the right fucking line.

>>64547130
>>64547007
>>64547214

Why did she resort to coke when Candace and the others didnt?

>>64547637
>Go see Conan
>You get to laugh at the funny Irishman and his hetero lifemate Andy the Swedish German

>Go see Fuller House
>90% chance you get to have sex with a meth crazed Jodie Sweetin

I don't know which line is the right one.

>>64547597

This doesn't have to be an either or situation...

>>64547616
>>64547597
Being Greek, I really need to use comparisons to Stamos to hook up... with women that is.
Though if guys wanna fantasize about Uncle Jesse, let them eat Greek yogurt cake.

>>64547007
>33 years old
>former alcoholic
>former meth and crack smoker
>looks better than Jennette McCurdy

What sorcery is this?

>>64547676
Because Candace found the loving power of Christ.

Have you found the loving power of Christ yet Anon? Do you have a minute to talk about bananas?

>>64547716
tell me more about the bananas

>>64547007
Damn.

Not bad.

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>>64547944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

>>64547007
I'm not going to watch it, it's going to be awful for sure. However, I'm going to appreciate the exposure she'll get from it because she's hitting all the right spots with me right now.

>>64548027
are these kind of bananas modern?
Like natural bananas that grow in the wild are short nasty little things

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>>64547993
>Them big thick mom nips

Yeah boi.

>>64548103
Aren't*

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>>64548103

THOSE ARE CHRISTIAN BANANAS!

IN JESUS NAME I PRAY!

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>>64548103
yes. the bananas everyone knows are cultivated
natural banana in pic

>>64548103
>>64548197
There are many kinds of bananas, but yes, these are domesticated and "formed" by humans.

>>64548271
>>64548255
>>64548245

sick

>>64547703
you forgot to point out she was a cuter kid so of course it works out that way

>>64547470

Is anyone else put off by the music? The original had dipshit music too, but at least it was of some vague quality, even if for the father nostalgia alone. Instead of a Beach Boys concert they're gonna go see and sing with...Drake? Or some shit?

Crackheadfu thread?

>>64548255
if current bananas evolved from old bananas, why are there still old bananas?

Prove that one atheists.

>>64548443
kek.

Thats just a promotional video bro.
But yeah I hope they dont have nigger music in the show. (doubtful)

>>64548513
Stephanie is dating a black guy on the show.

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>>64547470
Dj used to be so thick in the later full house episodes, now shes spooky skeleton skinny and religious

>>64548547
I would drop that shit so hard

>>64548513
I didn't even mean that, just like more current weirdness as opposed to a similar fondness for the cheesy crap they'd probably be nostalgic for at their age.

>>64547292
lost

>>64548579
being on netflix, they might be cashing in on nostalgia and gear it for older people.

>>64548557
she is a speed freak thats why. Except its legal speed in the form of this little ass pill. I forget what its called. But you can tell she is on it

>>64547007
>Jodie Sweetin will never look up at you and say "how wude" after you blow your load all over her face
https://youtu.be/CpFF6PsuQdw?t=42s

>>64548696
why even bother living

>>64548547
Welp, between that and this >>64547470
I'm not watching. Another fine wholesome, white show ruined by nigger culture. Thanks Jews.

>>64548749
The Jews blame all white people for the Holocaust not just the german white people but all of yall because yall "let it happen to them" . They are determined to cuck your entire race across the planet.

>>64548785
this desu.

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>implying Kimmy isn't best grill

>>64548822
im not even white and i can see they are doing that to your people.

>>64548749
>Another fine wholesome, white show ruined
as if the original was wholesome.
>compulsive, obsessive father tortures family with cleaning rules
>creepy pedo uncle literally lives in basement
>rock n roll man slut lives upstairs
>best friend to that older daughter is a horny slut
>no female in house role models the first 2-3 seasons

>>64548881
she isnt. She has a weird fucking face. Its not ugly its not pretty its not bland its not cute ugly its just wtf

>>64548881

Gibbler has gotten pretty cute. Would sniff her stinky feet and not kick her out of bed.

>>64547007
dear lord i want to cum on those mammeries

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Full House rankings

God Tier
>Gia
High Tier
>later seasons Steph
Mid Tier
>DJ, Rebecca
Low Tier
>Olsen Twins
Shit Tier
>Gibbler

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>>64549015
Gia was so fucking hot, but the hottest person on the show was Manny Tanner.

>>64547007
>Stephanie will never sit on your face while Kimmy fucks the shit out of you

>>64548881
Meet that actress years ago while working at Legoland. Her and her family were all really nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvCKKnzA164

>Implying this isn't /b/: The Show

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>>64547470
ooh watch me watch me

WHIP IT THRU DA GLASS NIGGA

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>>64549745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdgVYg-D4I
LEL

Didn't Urkel show up in one episode to fill Mary Kate Ashley with his BBC?

>>64550373
Nah it was Sweetin

>>64548692
Phentermine?

>>64547028
>love
love doesn't cause boners

>>64547544
> not beatin' to sweetin

how can you live with yourself

>>64548881
this nigga knows

>>64547007
Is she gonna teach her nephews how to pleasure a lady?

>>64551373

If she doesn't, I will.

You gotta suck the boobs and stuff, right?

Who the hell was asking for a Full House reboot, seriously?

>>64551909
Nostalgiafags from leddit

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>>64551817
How the hell would I know?