>watching a movie
>main character doesn't go to the bathroom every 30 minutes
>everything including the character turns into lard
>doesn't spend 10 minutes sitting down grunting trying to squeeze out the last few drops then wiping at least three times
>instead, zips up from standing position without leaking wee all over his pants
>movie begins with an open casket funeral
>camera pans over the crowd and on to the coffin
>zooms in on corpse
>main charcter vocieover: "yup, that's me"
>it is me starts playing
>bringing in groceries
>going to have to go back out to the car to get the rest
>I'm going to take off my shoes in between?
This shit might work in whatever 3rd world shithole does this where they never being home more than a bag of rice at one time but not in the glorious land of plenty.
>full breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, orange juice and coffee
>takes 1 bite of the toast and leaves
>not wearing your shoes all day long, even while lying on bed
Is this a joke?
>charachters have sex
>dont clean up the cum afterwards
>every white country
Weirded me the fuck out. I was born in a 3rd world shithole and when my parents moved to the west people did this kind of shit, we didint even do it in our shitskin country
This and not rinsing the soap off eating dishes. And putting instant noodle seasoning straight on the noodles DRY
Not him but my personal rule is if it happened on King of the Hill then it's what american do.
If you watch the show Hank takes off his shoes when he enter the house and when they're inside they're barefoot.
>movie about a high school "loser"
>he gets friend, a gf and a life by the end of the movie with barely any effort at all
I'm an American and I do it, but hardly anybody else I know does it. I like having shoes in case there's any kind of emergency i dont have to sit there fucking with my shoes for 10 seconds
>film play in america
>character wakes up
>first thing he does is brushes his teeth
>has breakfast immediately after
>better throw away the smoke alarm and fire extinguisher!
it also just makes it easier to walk around without worrying that you're gonna step on something sharp and fuck yourself up cuz i dont have hobbit feet
are yuropoors just footfags trying to get off?
>it's a character does fake fallings in home like he slipped or something
>he's alone and doing it for his entertainment episode
>character doesn't give himself an enema with the removable shower head and blast shit water out of his ass
>character shits his pants
>no watery shit running down his leg
At what point in the day do americans put their shoes on? Unless they go to bed wearing them they must take them off at some point.
Putting them on to go outside and then leaving them on all day yes, but what if they dont go outside? Do they have a designated shoe time they must wear shoes inside after? Or do they just put them on straight after getting out of bed?
Do americans wear shoes in the shower?
>leaving a trail of sweaty footprints all around your house
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>Typical day at the start of the class
>Kid looks like he's got no sleep
>In between his yawns he slips some glances towards his crush across the room
>Smiles softly to himself, content that he has the chance to see her
>Suddenly hears clattering in the hallways
>The screams of a teacher running across the doorway as bullets crash into him
>Everybody moves back to the windows, the kid is now beside the girl he loves
>Door is pushed open with force, a young man only a few years older than the class studies the room for a split second
>He levels his rifle and picks a target
>The scream from the girl is cut violently short as a bullet tears through her skull
>The kid crouches down in fear and sees her lifeless eyes from between his fingers
>The man opens fire again, more of his classmates scramble and fall
>The eternity of the scene ends with footsteps down the hallway and he can't move
>The kid wakes up with a jolt, the teacher taps him with a ruler
>"Homework for thursday Anon!"
>He looks around the room in a dazed panic
>His girl is giving him a smirk
>He realizes he's not American
>The day goes on.
I think it worked, but I didn't have a whole lot in the tank to begin with. Your saying that I had to increase pressure on my perineum right, to force the urine out? I got a couple extra drops that way.
This isn't the first time 4chan has revolutionised my bathroom experience either. Balling up a small amount of toilet paper and dropping it into the bowl before you take a shit prevents splash.
Pay it forward.
not true, i am swedecuck and we had no shoes in preschool, for middleschool we were required to have one pair if inside shoes to put on when in the school building for sanitary reasons and after that it was normal, shoes on all the time.
Literally name one example you retards
>charcter able to talk to women with ease
>charter not deathly afraid of said women laughing at him
>no one is, ever was, or ever will be truly free
Spoken like a true sheep