>its joe rogan tries to justify his hunting hobby episode

MANLET
A
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L
E
T

>>64542736

What's the benefit of doing that?

He looks like an idiot trying to get a heart attack.

>>64542736
Op is a mcdonalds eating cuck
>>64542860
exercise for people that get bored of the easier exercises

>>64542860
>What's the benefit of doing that?

because he is trying to get a new sponsor, the surgeons at UCLA medical center specializing in Tommy John Surgery.

>Eat meat; hate hunters
>love fishing; hate hunters
Fucking hypocrites

>>64542860
functioning strength

>>64542892
>The easier exercises

Like this old boring exercise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAXbZxuWoTk

>>64543280
Depends on what you wanna build Joe is clearly going for better definition

>>64543302
Joe Rogen is going for douchebag deluxe. Slinging around kettleballs like a mong is also a great way to fuck yourself up.

>>64542773
He could still crush all your ribs and internal organs with one turning side kick.

>>64542736
how is this not the quickest way possible to fuck up your wrists or pull something in your back?

>>64543348
he's still a gross manlet

>>64543364
It's a gimmick exercise. Using momentum to throw weight over your shoulder is asking for a fucked up rotator cuff.

>>64543348
im pretty confident i could beat rogan in boxing

Wasn't there a show where Joe Rogan beats up kids that bully kids?

>>64543348
he's got no functional strength, only technique.

you can tell by the way he's bulked. put him on a construction site for a day and watch him get left behind by the dudes with an extra 10-15kg of fat on them, but raw power underneath. also the guys are 6"1'.

Manlets BTFO

>>64543445
That's what happens when you buy into men's health fad exercises.

>>64543445
hes told thgat story where he was at contruction site for 1 day and couldnt handle it anymore, he almost died for lifting all that shit for 8 hours

>>64543445
Offcourse he would be left behind, the fucker doesnt know how to into construction. Just like fat construction workers dont know how to into fighting properly. Olympic lifters can into cj and snatch hundrends of kg while powerlifters outbench them easily, but they all will be left behind by some farmer who can into catching a fucking pig and carrying potato sacks. Its just strict specialisation and skill in some discipline, not some maymay universal muh function crossfit strenght and manlets and lanklets. Dont be an idiot.

>it's a /tv/ discusses shit they know nothing about thread
lol, you're all broscience niggers just like rogan

>>64543542
But swinging kettleballs up and down doesn't have anything to do with fighting. I'm sure there are construction workers, farmers, and oly lifters that could also kick this guys ass.

>>64543564
>making assumptions and contributing nothing to the thread

Kill yourself

>>64543569
joe is a black belt jiujitsuer

>>64543613
so were 5 kids I went to middle school with.

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Why haven't you guys bought your alpha brain or shroom tech yet?

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has anyone ever found montain lion caracases?

no, excacly, so there might be big foots too but no one found their carcases

>>64543443
That was bully beatdown and that was a crazy guy named mayhem miller

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>>64543651

Joe Rogan is the Plato of this generation

We should listen to him

>>64542736
>people literally care about opinions of someone who is into MMA past the age of 12

>>64543651
Post pasta.
Considering I've never watched a single thing with Rogan in it, it's bizarre how much entertainment I get out of that.
I just imagine this fitter, smarter DUDE WEED version of Karl Pilkington.

>>64543445
>lanklet troglodyte thinks hundreds of hours spent beating a boxing sack will matter in 2016, when everyone and their mother carry a gun
thats adorable

>>64543726
>weed should be legal?!?!

Thank you, Joe, for finally helping me take the blinders off.

>>64543748
>never watched a single episode of newsradio
>likes gervais

why are bongs so laughably clueless about comedy and simultaneously smug about bong comedy being superior?

>>64543786
Please stop projecting, you're not very good at it.

>>64543755
uh oh, manlet detected.

>>64543776
hi redit

>>64543726
So progressive. This guy is way ahead of his time.

>>64543882
he is the gandhi of our generation

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO BODY TEMP

(37.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES

TRIPPING

- Brought to you by SquareSpaceｩ

cue the hempforce mustard

could big feet be real?

I think so

>>64543927
Why do people cling to drug culture like it's a funny, sensible way to spend their time? Using marijuana to make yourself happy is no different than using opiates, barbiturates, or amphetamines to make you happy. You're still dependent on a substance, because you're too weak to face your inner demons. Not only that, but you're glorifying it.

>>64543302
Fucking DYELS, man.
>Implying certain exercises work on your definition

>>64544004
Bro, it's a plant not a drug. It's NATURAL dudebro

>>64543280
ZERO!

>>64543302
DYEL? reps for definition AMIRITE?

>>64543401
b-b-bu-but mah kettle bells?...mah functional strengths?..

>>64544004
But DUDE LMAO
Smoking weed is cool mane like in the movies
Don't you wanna be cool man?
I'm totally cool and not the beta from high school anymore that's why I smoke weed because I'm cool. Just let me update my twitter first otherwise it doesn't count

Why do you keep making these threads redban?

>>64544004
>15 year old straight edge shitposts on /tv/
Not surprising.

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>>64544195
Manchild stoner detected

i bet Joe Rogan could kick everyone in this thread's ass

>>64544516
He wouldn't be able to land a hit on my face

>>64544195
>18 trying to look cool posts on reddit
Not surprising

>>64544472
quentin is the hero we need now

>>64542860
elite fitness

>>64544472
>that weed killing his brainsells text

i was on board until I read that retarded shit

>>64544608
>He doesn't know weed does in fact kill brain cells

Haha, 420 blaze it!

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>using drugs as a crutch to get through life
ayy lmao baby ur life is pathetic

>>64543688

underrated post

>>64543688
Kek did he actually say this?

I can't tell meme Joe apart from real joe

>>64544195
I just find pot heads obnoxious. They only ever talk about smoking weed. I've tried everything (except the hard stuff), and I don't know why people think they're really interesting because they smoke weed.

>/tv/ made up of pathetic losers who can't actually score weed

yeah those stoners lel

>>64544608
Weed DOES kill brain cells
>exhibit a

one of the worst guests in a long time
literally muh whales and muh lawsuit cost

>>64544831
Because they have nothing else interesting about them going on

Weed isn't addicting. I could quit anytime I want.

>>64543927
Does anyone have the vocaroo link to this?

>>64544899
Weed isn't really all that addicting. Which is why it's extra pathetic that people smoke it non-stop.

BRING THAT SHIT UP JAMIE

>>64544854
>score

Are you 50? If you can't find weed just by looking around a room at people, then there is something wrong with you.

>>64544884
yeah, i got a feeling that the guest was literal nut job, just as nut as the whale company man

>>64544899
>>64544914
Psychological addiction. Same thing like with gambling. And porn. And /tv/.

>>64544993
>porn

thats not addiction retard, unless getting yourself off is an addiction. human males need to cum or they die

>>64544914
My repeated experiences with friends who smoke weed doesn't correlate with this oft-repeated statement.
At least alcoholics and smokers will often admit that they're addicted. Fuck.

I like Joe.....when he has a good guest but with the wrong one, damn. Spaced out retard that talks in circles.

>>64543755
will all the manlets in the thread, please stand up, please stand up

>its joe talks about the same things he talked 2 episodes again episode

>>64545038
>Porn addiction isn't real

is dis nigga foreal?

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>>64545038
>human males need to cum or they die

>He has zero self control

>>64545103
2 episodes ago*

>>64545103
>dude chimps lmao
>dude we're gonna be robots lmao
>dude we're gonna change genders like we change clothes lmao

>>64545064
That's because alcohol and cigs ruin your life. Weed just makes you an insufferable cunt.

>>64545171
>dude I raise chickens in my yard

>>64545038
Oh boy

>>64543651
This is so fucking good. That's even how he stands wtf

>>64545233
>smoking tobacco ruins your life
>smoking marihuana doesn't
With the benefit of the doubt that you're not one of these "it's medicine; it cures cancer" retards please elaborate

did you guys know that you can just make your own alpha brain out of separate ingredients instead of paying 1000 percent markup for onnit's cobbled together product?

>>64545305
With the benefit of the doubt that you're not a very close-minded person. There haven't been enough tests to prove it's harmful. They do use it to treat many ailments. I don't think it cures anything, but it's been proven to help treat things.

>>64545363
You know that nicotin isn't bad for you but the toxic smoke when you fucking burn it? The same toxic smoke that you inhale when you burn marihuana.
I wasn't even mentioning the part about marihuana being harmful but if you think cig smoking is bad you should by default apply the same to marihuana smoking

>There haven't been enough tests to prove it's harmful
Yes, there have. Government official. You or 420erryday.net refusing to acknowledge them doesn't change that.

>but it's been proven to help treat things.
Parts of it. You know you inhale ove 200 chemicals when smoking it? The vast majority of those being harmful.

>>64545452
there aint no chemicals in marijuana retard

>>64545452

same reason vapers are all going to get cancer. you're breathing the byproducts of heated up plastic every day.

>>64545452
Let me just play doubles advocate here..
What about when you vape it? No combustion.

the lord put it in the earth
It is a healthy herb

>>64545452
I don't even smoke weed. I never said it was completely harmless. I'm saying that cigs are way more harmful than weed. So is alcohol. Nicotine is the least harmful things about cigs. There's a shitload of cancer causing chems in cigs. If you're disputing that, then you have a weird complex about weed. At least weed has an effect. Cigs literally just kill you. This is coming from a person who used to smoke two packs a day.

atleast you get high from weed, cigs do nothing

>>64545529
This takes away the harm of the consumption (i.e. smoking) yes. The thing you consume is still a poison for your body.

>>64545539
>I'm saying that cigs are way more harmful than weed. So is alcohol. Nicotine is the least harmful things about cigs
Which is wrong.

>If you're disputing that, then you have a weird complex about weed.
I'm not defending cigs claiming it is less harmful is just wrong an by the logic of smoking both plain retarded

>>64545581
>Nicotine is the least harmful things about cigs
*This part is true didn't mean to quote it

>>64542736
When he was doing sitcoms he wasn't a bad looking guy, now he's transformed himself into a giant testicle

>>64545560
>nicotine high

>>64545560
Increases blood flow, darm activity, reduces hunger, stimulates brain
Basically it's like a coffee for you

>>64545581
>weed more harmful than booze and cigs
wow, you're fucking stupid.

>>64545677
>meme knowledge
http://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/teens-who-smoke-pot-at-risk-for-later-schizophrenia-psychosis-201103071676
http://bjp.rcpsych.org/content/178/2/116.full
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2832586/

>>64545677
If you or anyone are intrested in an easy-access video to the harms of smoking weed. Interviewee is a neuro scientist. But I bet your internet sources trump that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_i2mC5fAmI

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>dude i am a top comedian
>elite actor
>I also know a lot about everything
Good thing he has his own podcast now so he's not on JRE as often

>>64545692
http://www.schres-journal.com/article/S0920-9964(13)00610-5/abstract

>>64545722
>>64545692
You should really read the fine print. It's like saying all alcoholics will kill themselves because alcohol is a depressant. If the traits are there, it can amplify them. It doesn't mean it's the cause of that trait though.

>>64545740
He always got TruTV's Funniest though man so don't worry.

#Rogan Watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB90JfF3s04

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>>64545692
>weed is bad if your brain is allergic to it.

Yes, much more harmful that cigarettes, kill 1 and 3 people every year.

>>64545861
That accounts for the shizophrenia not all the other harms of weed including decreased brain activity slower learning etc.

>>64545926
>cherrypicking
>it's either or
>the things harmful in tobacco smoke ae good for you in marihuana smoke
Keep blazin bro

>>64545921
Joe's a fucking fag!

Rogan Watch will expose everything

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>>64545921
He just likes him some cute guys whats wrong with that man?

we like to bust the manlet's little shriveled balls but

>joe rogan
>joey diaz
>billy burr

are the cream of the podcast crop and really quite comfy. they are all doing their own thing and are clearly working hard to be good at what they do....now we might think Billy is a blowhard or Joe is a repressed manlet but they do put in the hours.

>>64545740
is this a real movie? id probably watch it

>>64545999

has joe ever acknowledged that there's a psycho logging down every word he's ever said and posting rebuttals on youtube?

>>64546205
I don't know Joe..have you acknowledge why you're lusting after men?

>>64545038
masturbation isn't and can't possibly be an addiction, but porn surely can

>>64545994
Once again, I don't smoke, you dense fuck. Schizo shit covered the first two. I only scanned the third, but from what I gathered it was dealing with brain response to heavy marijuana use. There were a lot of words like possibly, could, and potentially. You do realize that most college students use marijuana, right? Carl Sagan was a pothead. In all of these studies it continually says that there has been enough research for substantial proof. There's like 80 years worth of research on the effects of tobacco. http://therealcost.betobaccofree.hhs.gov/facts/index.html
I'm starting to think i'm getting baited. How can you possibly think weed has more negative side effects? Please, continue to smoke cigs so you die.

>>64546268
>*hasn't been enough research*

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>>64546289
You got him know man just keep it going you got this.

DUDE

>>64546205
Yes, not Rogan Watch specifically but he always mentions how people are out to make him look like a hippo crate

You walk out of the comedy cellar, smiling at a stack of cold hard cash in your hand, and mutter to yourself "heh, fuckin suckers..." as you walk around the corner.

The smile slides from your face and is replaced by the frozen stare of a man who knows his life is now dried toilet paper scrapings. You've just walked into the broad muscular chest of Joe Rogan. He looks up at you menacingly. You don't dare to meet his gaze so you stare straight ahead.

"Have you been stealing jokes, motherfucker!" He says in classic excited-Rogan soprano.
"N-no sir..."
"I fucking hate joke thieves motherfucker! Stand-up comedy is a true art form and if you don't have the talent to come up with your own material, but to also constantly tweak and twist and edit your material so you never do the same hour twice, then we have a problem motherfucker! I myself am constantly tweaking and changing my act so that it's never stale! You like money huh?" He grabs the stack from my hand and brings it to his face, "Well how about a taste of this?!"

He bites through a forty-stack of dollar bills, clean. I didn't know that was possible.

The cords of his jaw muscles ripple and pop like they might have on one of Caligula's cannibal horses. He throws the worthless confetti to the ground, turns around as if to leave and then - in a flash - performs an impeccably timed Gaucho twisting mulestrike, right to my liver.

I am writing this from the hospital.

>>64546442
this is a good post, but the funniest thing about Joe trying to be an arbiter of stand up is that he himself is not funny

>>64546442
>He looks up at you menacingly.
literally lol'd here desu

>>64544004

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

What is it with Joe and black cock anyway? Why is he so obsessed?

>>64542736
Anyone else get the feeling joe was molested by a guy as a kid and spent ths rest of his life trying to attain masculinity to prove to himself he didnt enjoy it even though he came

>>64547198
And that guy was a fat honduras guy and ever since he got his revenge he's just been coasting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inu5Oy0ppps

>>64547348
Rogan Watch once again shedding light on the filth that is Joe

I was pre disposed I got psychosis from weed, fuck my life and fuck my genetics

>>64545038
You're only wired to cum from sex.

Excessive masturbation fucks up the sensitivity in your dick.

Porn makes regular sex seem boring and activates reward systems that are meant for sex so you end up desensitized and dont enjoy sex.

Porn is terrible for you unless you're a wizard who will never have sex anyway

>>64547440
I went mental once but I had food poisoning and couldnt eat so I just smoked for like a week straight until my brain went crazy as all fuck

At one point I thought I was like a reincarnation of a aztec sacricied person and had a nightmare some mayan fuck stabbed me in the heart ontop of a pyramid Apocolypto style. I literally woke up and jumped out of bed like a cliched sitcom character.

Anyway kids dont do drugs when youre sick.

>>64547529
this never happened

>>64547542
well i never was sacrificied or reincarnated but the rest did infact happen

>>64543726

WEED AYY LMAO

>amiriteguise?

>>64547516
t. bro-scientist

>>64547645

Masturbation is the evolutionary trait given to betas to protect alphas. So long as the losers are being sexually satisfied they wont rage on the alpha men and women who are actually fucking.

It's literally a participant award designed for everyone.

Do you really think the alphas we evolved from were sitting in corners jerking off watching other animals fuck more times than they had sex?

>>64542736
I always get the impression that the guy watching him is amused more than anything... almost looks like he's trying not to laugh at times.

>>64545921
>beautiful little cutie

Reminder that weed causes schizophrenia

>>64547707
How about some sources on that, bro.

>>64548036
Do no-fap and be your own source

>>64548036
What am I a fucking sociologist?

Use your head. If animals that couldnt get sex couldnt get a sexual release they'd go mental. They're kept sane with masturbation so they can aid the alphas who are getting shit done.

If all of us just jerked off, nobody was fucking, then the species would be over in a generation. There's gotta be some people fucking, and it's the alphas who don't choose masturbation over sex.

>>64543280
Why didn't he go for half a ton? Fuck, even I can probably lift 50kg.
And aren't you supposed to hold it over your head?

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>>64546442
>He says in classic excited-Rogan soprano

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>64543348
Go to bed, Joe.

>>64543445
>fatty tries to defend being fat with 'muh muscle under fat'

kek

>>64548137
That's literally the definition of bro-science. You even have the evolutionary comparisons down to a t. Fact of the matter is that there is no scientific evidence that porn or masturbation is bad for you. Outside of the fact that test goes up for a week after the last orgasm, there is no reason not to masturbate. And even in this case, test goes back down to normal or lower than normal levels after that week.

With that being said, I'm against masturbation for the same reason I'm against weed smoking and casual sex. They're literally reddit: the activities.

>>64542736
I think I blew out my knees just watching that.

>>64548309
He can lift 50kg... He cant lift 50kg more

DYELS need to never speak

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>>64548371
>complains about reddit
>is on /tv/
>literally the most looked down upon board on 4chan

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>>64544004
Watching movies makes me happy, therefore movies are no different from using opiates, barbiturates, or amphetamines to make you happy.

>>64548371
>With that being said, I'm against masturbation for the same reason I'm against weed smoking and casual sex. They're literally reddit: the activities.
You aren't really selling the 4chan lifestyle here, mate.

>>64548466
That'd be /v/.

>>64548469
Movies wont generally cause your heart, kidneys and brain to operate sub optimally.

>>64548474
4chan is a christian website

>>64547516
>Porn is terrible for you unless you're a wizard who will never have sex anyway

so im ok then

>>64548466
Still better than reddit you filthy faggot.

>>64548482
I'm not sure how to tell you this, friend. But that hasn't been true since the release of TDKR.

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>>64544472
What the fuck did you say about /wooo/ on 420chan mothafucker?

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Olive Garden Butthole.

Everyone in this thread is from reddit. Pathetic.

>>64548710
Tell that to Kanjiklub X-D

>>64546253
how? should you fap while watching your ceiling then`?

>>64547529
>>64547592
how did you end up in mental then?
its not like some doctor comes up to your house and takes you, or were you so retarded that you went there yourself?

>>64548877
My family asked me to speak to a doctor family friend, we had a chat and he told me to stop smoking, I did and the delusions stopped.

I didnt goto a mental ward , I was just temporarily nuts.

>>64548877
He said he went mental, not that he went to a mental hospital. English must not be your first language otherwise you would know the difference, therefore youre from a subhuman country and should probably kill yourself.

>>64549265
going mental is british slang and brits are subhuman trash

>>64549404
I'm American and I understood him just fine you shitskin third worlder.

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>>64549509
>an american calling anyone else a third worlder
wew lad, wew

>>64549579
>a shitty post that doesn't actually make any sense
>smug anime picture with 1337 filename

not even him but
wew lad, wew.

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>>64549843
>thinks america isn't a third world country
>any statement outside of dumbo's narrow world view "doesn't actually make sense"
heh ok

>>64550091
>tries to counter a shitty post with an even shittier one

amazing.
do you honestly think American is third world? so it 's safe to assume you've never been to America or an actual third world country?

the irony of your existence.

>>64542860
He wants to destroy his joints so he can get more stem cells injected into them.

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>>64550160
>argues like a manchild
>swears
>assumptions
>misuses the word irony
Poorly educated amerifat confirmed

>tries to counter a shitty post with an even shittier one
Now this is the real irony.

>>64544004

Some of us just like to have a little fun with this one shot we have on earth.

>>64550295
>literally retarded: the post

again, the irony of your existence.

He'd fucking wreck you then pick you up, give you a bong hit, then invite you onto his show and talk about pseudoscience for 2 hours while bonding over bullying Redban.

>>64547516
"Porn makes regular sex seem boring and activates reward systems that are meant for sex so you end up desensitized and dont enjoy sex."

That isn't true, though. Sex is way more fun than jerking off. Well, good sex is.

>>64552180
nice quotation there

>>64552180
hello newfag

>>64548501


so what? you're going to die anyway

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>>64550468
>still has no idea what he's trying to say
quite literally retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UHb6-RPFBU

>>64543445
>You
>knowledgeable

>>64554492
L M A O GET OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR FAIRY TALES

DO YOU EVEN SCROLLS OF THE DEAD SEA BRO?

>>64544874
>>64544713
So does watching movies or drinking coffee.

>>64555055

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY TOO BRO?????
420 BLAZE IT WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF THE UNIVERSE DO YOU EVEN NEIL "DA GRASS" TYSON?

I like Joe.

His podcasts are entertaining. He seems like a genuinely interesting and intelligent person. Sometimes his comedy falters, but it's pretty good.

He's not really a hate-able person. So what gives /tv/?

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>>64544899
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>>64545233
>>64545305
>>64545452
>>64545581
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>>64547899
>>64548501

>The "I was never invited to smoke pot by the regular kids so I always hated it, and them" meme.

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I smoke weed everyday after work and I have a degree in business economics. Most of my colleagues never talk about weed if they smoke it.

Maybe you anti-weed guys just hang around with losers...

>>64555297
KETTLEBELLS

FUCKIN BATTLEROPES

>>64555339
>I have a degree in business economics.

That's pretty much worthless unless you're already rich

>>64552180

>Sex is way more fun
>fun

Jesus christ you fucking teenager

>>64555433
I'm a financial analyst for Amazon making 65k starting salary. I appreciate your concern though.

>>64544831
>I've tried everything (except the hard stuff),
So what, weed and ecstasy? My mom has done more drugs than you faggot

>>64555517

Well forgive me for not believing you. But if what you say is true, props. Quick smoking weed like a faggit

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>>64555517

Holy shit bro! Me too!

Let's smoke weed together and then drive our BMW's around!

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>>64544004

It was so fucking weird growing up on 90's rap like Dr. Dre and Wu-Tang and then becoming an adult and smoking weed and realizing this is what they were talking about the whole time. It's just fucking weed. You smoke and then everything's funny and you're hungry and everything tastes better. The end.

These guys dedicate verse and verse and album after album to it like it's a religion or lifestyle and it's just fucking weed.

>>64555582
Why?

>>64555587
How'd you know I have a beamer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8oIt-uF-bA

The fact is you're cool if you smoke weed and you're a loser if you don't.
Deal with it faggots.

I bet you'e never even reached enlightenment and nirvana from smoking weed, I smoke weed every morning to awaken myself, unlike the rest of you sleeping sheep who believe everything the media tells you.
I bet you've never even smoked weed you fucking losers, just kill yourself losers because there's no way you can be enlightened like me.

>>64555733
wtf did I just watch
who is this manchild

>>64555742
>enlightened

I have a very healthy relationship with Mary Jane. But try acid, then we'll talk.

smoking weed is great. if you don't liek to smoke weed that's ok :^). everyone is ok you guys.

>>64555829
a man who invented kettleballs and alpha brain

>>64555838
Don't talk to me about acid faggot. I drink the stuff along with smoking my mary jane. I am the acid king, people come to me seeking wisdom and advice because I am so special and enlightened. I tell them to smoke weed and drop some acid, there's no way they can achieve this intelligence without it. I also sell them to them :)

>>64555865
I'll kill you.

>>64555517
>Wagecuck

lmao

>it's a slobs debate exercise thread

>>64543635
It took him 16 years to get a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Takes people 10 years at the fastest. You are lying cause you aren't even allowed to get a blue belt in BJJ until your 16 since it represents that you can kick anyones ass who is untrained.

>>64555882
I'm sensing an underlying bitterness in these posts.

>>64555870
alpha brain really, some pills that you pretend makes you smarter but in fact prob do nothing, good stuff mate
and whats wrong with lifting weights like everyone else, those kett balls look dangerous to me, speaking of balls I bet Joe Rogan likes to suck on my balls

>>64555895
>NEET or trustfund bby

Assess yourself.

jre really makes me think

>>64548309
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT

>>64555926
Not really mate, I am high as fuck but I don't like people disrespecting Joe Rogan because they don't like weed and are against drugs in general. Drugs are the best thing and everyone needs their drugs to be more intelligent. If everyone was more intelligent about drugs there wouldn't be any problems in the world, trust me. I've seen an alternative timeline in my acid trips where everyone is great and there's no problems.

>>64555610
it was jewish propaganda you fool

>>64555564
Post pics of party slut mommy.

He speaks from authority on the subject when he's only ever gone out on a handful of professionally guided hunts. He has never scouted areas himself and he has never tracked a deer himself. His success as a hunter is not his--it belongs to the people who actually put in the work. He's doing a disservice to everyone who have hunted their entire lives and the animals that they're hunting by preaching this bullshit. He's a novice parading as a pro because he hunts with them. He's influencing hoards of his soft brained followers to go out in the woods when they have no right being there. I foresee more hunting accidents and more wounded deer. He needs to shut the fuck up. Hunting isn't a "movement" it's a way of life. Always has been. It's probably safe to say that the majority of his gear has been gifted to him as a way to promote as well. He's earned nothing. Stay the fuck in LA and out of the woods.

>>64555993
Yep there it is again.

>>64555933
>speaking of balls I bet Joe Rogan likes to suck on my balls

lmao

>>64555895
thanks for leeching off society you fuck

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>>64556080
>Hunting isn't a "movement" it's a way of life. Always has been.

>people actually aspire to be like him

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>>64546442
>Stand-up comedy is a true art form

lost my shit

Remember when Kevin Smith was on Rogan's podcast and started chiefing out and Rogan tapped after like 1 hit? That's the difference between intelligent people are morons. Kevin Smith never smoked weed up until like 5 years ago, can smoke a pound, and still carry a conversation. Rogan's been smoking for like two decades and becomes a stoner sloth who makes zero sense after two hits. Surely the Timothy Leary of the new millennium, folks. The hack can't even be a decent representative of the shitty weed culture.

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

>it's a Joe goes back on previously expressed principles because a female guest holds the opposing view episode

>>64556419
nice hair faggot

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>"So some people say you're kind of an aggressive dude."
"Whhhaaaaat... are you sure? I'm not so sure about that. I mean... maybe a few people. Who says that? That's craaaazy...."
>"But you have to admit you're kind of psychically intimidating..."
"Whaaaaattt... I mean, maybe. Not really, though. Who says that? I don't think people say that. People say stuff... I don't think people say that.... Do people say that? I don't think they do..."

>>64556464
Maron exposed his bullshit hypocrisy. Not any more than Rogan does every single time he does a podcast or opens his mouth, but it was still nice to see someone else draw it out of him.

>>64543569
Why haver such a strong opinion on a man you know nothing about?

>>64556636
Why does Rogan have strong opinions on subjects he knows nothing about?

>>64556464
Seriously how tall is Joe Rogan? He looks like a manlet in every picture but he is always fucking ambiguous with his height.

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>>64542736

>>64544909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pXWunxGdQW

>>64556636
>knows nothing about
>he literally have a podcast in which he craps his retarded ideas for hours

>>64556898
he's 5'8

JR runs an interesting podcast, I don't get the DUDE WEED LMAO posts.

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>>64556898
Watch him on Leno's garage. He makes a point to stand as straight as possible because >muh posture even though he looks stiff and uncomfortable.

Dude's like 5'6" at the most.

>>64556875
What does that have to do with my question, anon?

>>64557180
What does your question have to do with this thread?

>>64557241
Okay anon, I'll leave you to your devices

>>64543597
>acting like there is any worthwhile discussion here

Get help

>>64548309
>this is the average /tv/ poster

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>>64555564
>women doing drugs

Gross, only homeless men, Vietnam vets, and rich businessmen should be doing harder drugs.

>>64542736
Imagine dropping one on you toes.

>>64542736
closeted manlet faggot

>>64557060
But Joe Rogan undoubtedly has more one on one fighting experince than most people, and it is not unreasonable to think that he would be able to beat a majority of "normal" people. The anon claimed that the average construction worker would beat Joe, which seems rather unlikely

>>64557453
You know what I found particularly faggy about him? He was never in a street fight.

If you really hate Rogan just post his wife and kids. Instabutthurt.

>>64557656
Why do you find that faggy, anon?

>>64544004
I haven't smoked in 8 months (5 years of daily use) and I honestly don't miss it. Life is so much more interesting when I have actual hobbies instead of tricking myself into thinking I like everything.

>>64544004
Don't some people use it for creative inspiration instead of happiness?

>>64544004
And what of alchohol, is the same opinion reflected there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4

He's past the point of no return

>>64557709
I find it a bit disingenuous coming from him. I'm not saying that street fights are a must, but at least one or two would look good on his resume.

It also weirdly puts all of the "manly" things he does into perspective. He's like the kid who took karate in primary school.

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>>64547516
besides the fact that we have gotten completely away from any subject that could be even remotely considered television or film related, i think your opinions pretty clearly mark you as a normie who needs to get the fuck out

>>64544004
>its no different than using opiates barbituates or amphetamines

shitpost confirmed go fucking kill yourself faggot

>>64557816
Dude nobody respects alcoholics. Everyone looks at them funny when they try and draw attention to themselves.

>>64557864
Fair enough

>>64544472
>coughs from the mere scent of marijuana
Non-smokers confirmed for pussy faggots.

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>>64556419
Nice Schaub pham.

>>64555513
>mature people like me don't require fun!
Found the tryhard teenager.

>>64557937
But there is a difference between drinking alcohol and being an alcoholic, just as not all marijuana users are dependent on it or use it for escapism

>>64557982
That's a really fashionable t-shirt. Schaub is so fashionable. He's really into it. He's really into fashion. It shows. It really shows.

>>64548674
>tfw when Roman wins the Rumble 2 years in a row

kill me desu lad

>>64543882
It's still illegal, so it still needs to be said, so that people don't get their lives ruined by fucking getting high. It's absurd. I'm not pretending like it's a miracle drug with 0 downsides, but alcohol so very clearly has more health deficits. Legalise, regulate, tax.

Unless you hate freedom, of course.

>>64543882
wisdom and facts spoken by fools are still that

>>64555555

>>64548371
>With that being said, I'm against masturbation for the same reason I'm against weed smoking and casual sex. They're literally reddit: the activities.

Ahahahahahahahahaha how fucking betamax can you be?

>>64559090
Remember when "the internet is srs business" was a sarcastic meme?

>>64559280
Then autism was invented by pharmaceutical companies in 2010

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Dude did I ever tell you about the time I did acid at the Grateful Dead concert

Like, literally, Ram Dass channeling psychic ripples through my Oculus Rift it's like the Baghavad Gita maaaan

Hare Krishna

>>64559536

Ugh I can't stand this dude and his stupid bullshit

That's fascinating.

>>64559090
Well I can deadlift 600 pounds fucker so I guess you could say I'm built to the max.

>>64542736
Using inertia to do half your workout for you is just stupid

DUDE, GODS SEMEN ON A MUSHROOM LMAO!

I dunno why but if I saw someone doing thay at the gym I'd have to question them.

Mate, Eddie Hall is the same age as Thor and a fraction of his size but he can deadlift more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w95Yi9HcQ7s

>>64558219
>tfw Styles and Nakamura come to wwe only to be food for Roman
Belee dat

>>64559090
Hello reddit.

>>64547516
this is only true if you do the death grip, and also if you get to a point where you only jerk off to weird shit and can't get a boner from genuine sex.

i jerk off alot but it's to normal b-g sex, passionate sex so when I do get laid I still enjoy it. people who can only get off watching gangbang's have issues.

Why did Joe Rogan get a full tattoo sleeve at 40 years old?
Why did Joe Rogan hold onto his hair for the longest time and decided to shave it off at 40?
Why does Joe Rogan use human growth hormone in his late 40s?

>>64562300
idk i guess he wants to?

>>64562300
Anyone would use HGH if they could.

It's basically the fountain of youth.

>>64562743
Is there a way to take HGH without looking like a roided up freak?

>>64562885
HGH is used for healing and it's not a steroid. If you blow your knee the fuck out you could heal it with just HGH injections instead of twenty surgeries.