THIS SUMMER...
NIGGERS
FROM OUTER SPACE
>>64536568
DINGUS
>>64536568
CRITICS ARE CALLING IT
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE CONGO FREE STATE
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
DINGUS
JUST
DINGUSES ARE CALLING IT
FROM PLANET DUBS
DICK INFESTED WATERS
BIG
DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
COMES THE PREQUEL TO THE HIT MOVIE
JEWS DID 9/11
AND MY NEW GIRLFRIEND CAME OVER TO MY APARTMENT, AND MY OVER-WEIGHT UNEMPLOYED ROOMMATE IS THIS GUY THAT WATCHES STAR WARS AND TRANSFORMERS ALL THE TIME AND HAS ALL THESE TOYS IN HIS ROOM AND HAS NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, SO MY NEW GIRLFRIEND SITS DOWN IN OUR APARTMENT AND MY ROOMMATE SEES HER AND JUST STARTS MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF HER AND IM LIKE WTF ASSHOLE? THEN HE SHOOTS HIS JIZZ ON MY FACE RIGHT WHEN I SAY WTF ASSHOLE AND HIS JIZZ GETS IN MY MOUTH
FOR YOU
WHEN THE MEME SO SUPREME YOU LET OUT A SCREAM
WHEN ONLY DUBS CAN'T STOP IT IN TIME
http://inception.davepedu.com/inception.mp3
BIG
FROM THE WRITERS OF PIXELS
ROB SCHNEIDER IS...
YOUR WIFE'S SON WILL LOVE THIS EPIC NEW MOVIE STARRING
FULL FRONTAL DINKLAGE
NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS
"RONDA ROUSEY TAKES LESBIAN PRISON RAPE TO A NEW, UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE" SAYS RICHARD ROEPER
NOMINATED FOR 12 OSCARS
EDDIE REDMAYNE IS ROBIN WILLIAMS
SSBBW's VS BBC
ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
ADAM SANDLER IS
ONE MAN
FILMED IN CAMERONVISION™
*RECORD SCRATCH*
(6 SECONDS OF SILENCE)
FROM THE CREATORS OF REDDIT
AND TUMBLR
>>64536568
https://youtu.be/9ziXpIPAhD4
CUMMMMMMMMS....
YOU'RE MY RIVER RUNNING HIGH, RUN DEEP RUN WILD
THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE CALLS IT
*it ain't me starts playing*
" Wait. What? "
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON AND KIERNAN SHIPKA IN "IF YOU'VE GOT THE CUNNY, HONEY, I'VE GOT THE TIME"
FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX
MY GRANDSLAM WAS SUPPOSED TO COME WITH SAUSAGE
A STORY MORE FRIGHTENING THAN KRYSTEN RITTER'S FEET
*record scratch*
ONE MAN, ONE QUEST, ONE... DONKEY?
IS
KONG?
"Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout!"
MARY SUE
I AIN'T NO SENATORS SOOOOOOOON NO NO NO
IN *record scratch* A *whip crack* WORLD *title drop*
RANDY BOBANDY
A LIONSGATE-VIDEO BRINQUEDO PRODUCTION
[record scratch]
BUUUUUUM
BUM BUMBUMBUMBUMbumbumbumbum DUN DUN DADA DUN DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUNANANANAnana NANA NIIWA *bop**bop**bop*
*JUMP SCARE*
JADEN SMITH PLAYS
AND
AS JADEN SMITH
IN A WORLD
VANITY FAIR GIVES IT TWO "PAWS" UP
SAMUEL L. JACKSON *IS* MADEA
IN
BANE?
WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MASTER PLAN?
CRACKER JACK BITCH SLAP
IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO SAN DIMAS
WHO WOULD WANT TO FUCK A CAT?
SMOKEY TRIPLE SIX BITCH
FEATURING ACADEMY AWARD™ WINNER CHIEF KEEF
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS
IL LEAVE YOU LYING IN A DITCH
>>64537612
AND EMMY™ NOMINATED WRITER SPEED WEED
AND GOLDEN GLOBE....OK THAT'S ENOUGH
Which one of us is going to vocaroo this entire thread over trailer music?
GUESS STARRING DECEASED RAPPER MEEK MILL
IN GLORIOUS 70MM
("The Piña Colada Song" plays)
>>64537679
THE ASSASINATION OF MEEK MILL BY THE COWARD AUDREY GRAHAM
IN A SPIKE LEE JOINT
>title card pops up
>inception bwah
/TV/ - THE MOVIE
THIS SUMMER...
NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE DINGUS.
CRITICS ARE CALLING IT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE CONGO FREE STATE, TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB DINGUS, JUST. DINGUSES ARE CALLING IT FROM PLANET DUBS. DICK INFESTED WATERS BIG.
DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS, COMES THE PREQUEL TO THE HIT MOVIE JEWS DID 9/11.
AND MY NEW GIRLFRIEND CAME OVER TO MY APARTMENT, AND MY OVER-WEIGHT UNEMPLOYED ROOMMATE IS THIS GUY THAT WATCHES STAR WARS AND TRANSFORMERS ALL THE TIME AND HAS ALL THESE TOYS IN HIS ROOM AND HAS NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, SO MY NEW GIRLFRIEND SITS DOWN IN OUR APARTMENT AND MY ROOMMATE SEES HER AND JUST STARTS MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF HER AND IM LIKE WTF ASSHOLE? THEN HE SHOOTS HIS JIZZ ON MY FACE RIGHT WHEN I SAY WTF ASSHOLE AND HIS JIZZ GETS IN MY MOUTH.
FOR YOU!
WHEN THE MEME SO SUPREME YOU LET OUT A SCREAM, WHEN ONLY DUBS CAN'T STOP IT IN TIME.
*inception sound*
BIG. FROM THE WRITERS OF PIXELS, ROB SCHNEIDER IS... YOUR WIFE'S SON WILL LOVE THIS EPIC NEW MOVIE STARRING: FULL FRONTAL DINKLAGE, NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS. "RONDA ROUSEY TAKES LESBIAN PRISON RAPE TO A NEW, UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE" SAYS RICHARD ROEPER.
NOMINATED FOR 12 OSCARS.
EDDIE REDMAYNE IS ROBIN WILLIAMS. SSBBW's VS BBC, ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE.
ADAM SANDLER IS ONE MAN.
FILMED IN CAMERONVISION™ *record scratch*
(6 seconds of silence)
FROM THE CREATORS OF REDDIT AND TUMBLR, CUMMMMMMMMS.... YOU'RE MY RIVER RUNNING HIGH, RUN DEEP RUN WILD THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE CALLS IT.
*it ain't me starts playing*
" Wait. What? "
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON AND KIERNAN SHIPKA IN "IF YOU'VE GOT THE CUNNY, HONEY, I'VE GOT THE TIME"
FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX
MY GRANDSLAM WAS SUPPOSED TO COME WITH SAUSAGE, A STORY MORE FRIGHTENING THAN KRYSTEN RITTER'S FEET.
*record scratch*
ONE MAN, ONE QUEST, ONE... DONKEY? IS KONG?
"Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout!"
MARY SUE, I AIN'T NO SENATORS SOOOOOOOON NO NO NO.
IN *record scratch* A *whip crack* WORLD *title drop*, RANDY BOBANDY...
cont...
DENZEL WASHINGTON AND DENZEL CURRY TOGETHER AT LAST
OK THANKS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sM0Au7bchd
I need a better microphone
A LIONSGATE-VIDEO BRINQUEDO PRODUCTION
[record scratch]
BUUUUUUM
BUM BUMBUMBUMBUMbumbumbumbum DUN DUN DADA DUN DA DA DUN DUN DUN DUNANANANAnana NANA NIIWA *bop**bop**bop*
*JUMP SCARE*
JADEN SMITH PLAYS AND AS JADEN SMITH, VANITY FAIR GIVES IT TWO "PAWS" UP, SAMUEL L. JACKSON *IS* MADEA IN... BANE?
WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MASTER PLAN? CRACKER JACK BITCH SLAP, IT'S TIME TO RETURN TO SAN DIMAS.
WHO WOULD WANT TO FUCK A CAT? SMOKEY TRIPLE SIX BITCH.
FEATURING ACADEMY AWARD™ WINNER CHIEF KEEF, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER IS IL LEAVE YOU LYING IN A DITCH.
AND EMMY™ NOMINATED WRITER SPEED WEED
AND GOLDEN GLOBE....OK THAT'S ENOUGH
GUESS STARRING DECEASED RAPPER MEEK MILL
IN GLORIOUS 70MM
("The Piña Colada Song" plays)
THE ASSASINATION OF MEEK MILL BY THE COWARD AUDREY GRAHAM, IN A SPIKE LEE JOINT.
>title card pops up
>inception bwah
/TV/ - THE MOVIE
IN MY ASS
>>64537810
>>64537848
someone vocaroo this shit, fampais
IT'S MY BABY MAMA (YEENOW)
>>64537881
I'll do it.
Give me a few minutes to find suitable music N shit.
IF I READ THIS OUT LOUD IM CONFIRMING WHAT A FAILURE I AM
>>64537847
>I need a better microphone
yes you do, you glorious bastard
MY MOTHER SECRETELY HATES ME
>>64537919
God bless you
>>64537847
Nice
LIL REESE ONCE AGAIN HAS TO BEAT A BITCH UP
I BROWSE 4CHAN AND HAVE NEVER SATISFIED A WOMAN
BECAUSE I'M GAY
>>64538030
CO STARRING FORMER NFL PLAYER RAY RICE
IN A WORLD
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING LIFE
AND I LOOOOOVE REDDIT
DUE TO UPVOTES AND SHIT
IM PRETENDING THAT NONE OF THESE POSTS APPLY TO ME BUT IT SECRETELY HURTS TO READ BECAUSE ITS TRUE
Recording now.
BUT NEVER FUCKING REPLY TO ME UNLESS YOU'RE CONTRIBUTING TO THE THREAD
>>64537847
>a whole lot of nonsense
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE ANVIL HOARDER
I MISS MY EX
SHOULD I KILL MYSELF LIVE ON PERISCOPE? ONLY DUBS CAN DECIDE
WITH A SOUNDTRACK FROM OSCAR WINNING GROUP THREE 6 MAFIA
THE POST ABOVE ME WILL BE DELETED IN SOME MINUTE
MY CHILDHOOD DOG DIED BECAUSE HE WAS A PUNK BITCH
>>64538160
ADIOS
PEOPLE WHO SMOKE WEED ARE STUPID AS FUCK
SO I SLAPPED THAT BITCH INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
>>64538145
*50 seconds of belching*
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO ANOTHER HUMAN BEING THAT ISN'T MY MOTHER IN NEARLY 4 WEEKS
IN GLORIOUS 70MM COMES...
DANE COOK
>>64537847
>all of my posts got in
Have my babies
HA GOT EEEEMMMM
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
ANVILS ARE INVADING
I LEGITAMATELY HAVE THOUGHT OF WANTING TO DIE SINCE I WAS A CHILD
WITH WWE SUPERSLAM
JOHN CENA AS
WHITES SHOULD BE ENSLAVED
IN GLORIOUS 11"BBC
I'm drunk, can you tell?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0klRi4kwxly
STEVEN AVREY IS...
I ADMIT BLACKS ARE BETTER THAN WHITES
NOPE! THAT'S RACIST
36 posters...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rbIb8HcFOQ
My voice started to go at the end and I laughed once.
Hope you like it.
>>64538473
ALL ME :)
>>64538501
not as good as
>>64537847
>>64538473
YOU BET HOE
>>64538501
Comin in clitch familia to be quite desu senpai 10/10
>>64538501
>>64538501
>no whipcracks of record scratches
Still 9/10
>>64538501
Holy shit.
>>64538501
if only had all these inception sounds and record scratch
I AGREE BLACKS ARE BETTER THAN WHITES NO MATTER WHAT ELSE I SAY
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
>>64538501
10/10
>>64538501
>>64538821
this.
still awesome tho, thanks anon.
great thread lads
>>64538501
>>64538501
Oh shit how many cigarettes did you smoke to record this?
>>64538954
Zero.
Wrecks my voice though.
AND EDDIE MURPHY!
AS DONKEY!!!!
AND EDDIE MURPHY
EDDIE MURPHY
MEDDI URPHY
>>64538501
/r/ing "KEPT YOU WAITING HUH?"
AND INTRODUCING—EDDIE MURPHY AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!
"I DON'T LIKE FAGGOTS" - EDDIE MURPHY
>>64538501
You did it familia.
"I'm pretty sure Bernie Sanders is the best Presidential candidate" says Eddie Murphy, of Eddie Murphy Magazine
I'M NOT BLACK!!!!
>>64539190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yXXn45WP7p
Only request I'm doing.
>>64539492
thanks pham, seriously.
you turned this shitty meme thread into something good.i'm gonna masturbate at your voice, i hope you don't mind
>>64539492
And it sucked
>>64539586
No problem familia.I'd be offended if you didn't.
>>64539590
Okay.
>>64538412
severely underrated
FEATURING IAN MCDIARMID AS
AIN DMCDOAIDRD
OMNI AINT ME THAT TIME TOO MUG
FROM THE MIND OF M KNIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG
HERE'S THE DIGITS
OBSERVE IT
IT WAS A PERFECT PLAN...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CORwMq9MG-c
I CALLED IT
SPINGO BLINK