Who's your favorite Mary Sue in all of film? Pic related, it's mine
Daily reminder. Mary Sue characters have absolutely nothing bad happen to them.
UNJUST my shit, familia.
He looks like a creepy mannequin in that image.
Why is Mark Hammil such a tryhard loser?
Do you think Harrison and Carrie would make fun of him like
>Carrrie: Hey kid, you want a shot of this [opens legs revealing shaven, gleaming pussty]
>Hamlet: S-sure miss! [takes out cock]
>Carrie: AHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck is that? You call that a dick,
>Harrison: Jeesus kid, put that slug away Time to watch how a real man fuck
*Carrie bends over while Harrison slips his 8 incher deep inside
>Harrison:EAARRGHHH YEAH EEERSASGH HOWS DAT FOR BITCH FORCE EEEYEYEYEEHRRHGHRH
>Hamlet: *sobs internally*
>there are people out there right now who don't think Luke is a great character
and superior to Han
Young Luke is.
But I would let old Luke bend me over a table
this is a thinly veiled luke lust thread
Is Hayden Christensen the Mark Hamill of the prequels?
He says the things that bother me
but goddammit max landis dresses too much like a fucking bitch for me to even remotely like him
hes not even openly gay but hes got his rainbow hoodie and now rainbow fucking hair, WHY
Well to be fair Luke did force grab a lightsaber out of the snow (pottery) before he ever went to train without any knowledge whatsoever on the force beyond his 1 hour session with Obi-wan on the falcon.
He then pilots a ship he has no experience with cool as a fucking cucumber in his first battle and blows up the deathstar using the force which again he has no real training for.
Finally he somehow builds his own lightsaber with no instruction, self teaches more force techniques that yoda would never have taught like force choke, and then goes on to confront the strongest sith warrior in the galaxy and beats him because he swings his lightsaber harder than usual.
Luke is just as much a mary sue as Rey. All skywalkers are huge mary sues.
>ywn run your fingers through ANH Luke's fluffy wispy hair
>ywn hear him moan as you tenderly massage his scalp and play with his hair
>Mary that's interesting to watch
>not pic related
>implying Rey isn't actually the male version of Luke
I know, like how Luke was great at everything and fucked up Vader in ep IV. And peaked so early V and VI were so boring. It was annoying how Luke had to teach Han how to fly his own ship. And blew up the Death Star by dick smaking it.
>favourite Mary Sue
He could literally get away with murder.
It's a travesty there were never any nip slips.
AotC Ewan is objectively the best
Maybe some day when Lucas finally passes they'll leak from his estate just maybe...
Really? It seems like such a fun time period.
Lying sack of shit
It was still possible to buy food without high-fructose corn syrup or GMOs in it
Everything was cheaper
You could smoke in a building and not get the smoke-nazis on your ass for it
You could still smoke weed at the Rush or Maiden concert and no one would give a fuck (not even the cops)
You could go to that concert without the front part of the arena roped off for the rich people
You could bust your ass on that Mcdonald's metal playground or city park, and you'd be told to just suck it up and get over it instead of now where mommy runs to the lawyer to sue for millions.
There were still parts of America not over-whelmed and made shitty by sons of Obama, illegal Mexicans, and all the Africans and Muslims Obama's been pumping in
Faggots and other degenerates weren't uppity and had their own underground scenes where they kept their bullshit, and actually liked it that way because it made them feel like punks and others with underground scenes, and made them feel awesome having their own private scene. So they felt no need to shove their bullshit down our fucking throats.
The only things that are better now are advancements in medicine, HDTV's, video games, and the internet.
He's not. The more this is discussed, the more blatantly obvious it is that he was practically useless in the first 2 movies and undergoes decent character development.
Know who is a Mary Sue?