>going to see a certified film
>enjoy your MOVIE sir!
what do you do?
Politely correct him and hand him a pre-printed sheet of this
I work at a movie theater and I have seen some of the weirdest shit.
>one guy ordered a bucket of popcorn with extra butter and literally requested some mustard packets
>one little shit ordered a small soda with every soda we have mixed together
>some lady stuffed moon pie bites in her bra
>huge black family ordered around $150 of snacks including pizzas, chicken nuggets, nachos, corn dogs, popcorn, soda, and candy
Also found some condoms, sushi, and vodka once while ushering.