She really is just like us

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>gave the comedian her phone number, but "he never called."

>>64534654
>>64534558
>cue Curb music and David spazzing out about some social norm

>>64534688


what IS the cut off time for calling someone?

Pretty, pretty, pretty gross

>>64534558
literally raping him

delete this thread

>>64534558
What a classy laydee

>>64536073
That's the irony. If a male actor had said this about a female comedian's performance he'd be attacked non-stop. It's double ironic also considering Chipmunk Face's new turn as a feminist herself.

>>64536134

worst part of it right here

it's the moral inconsistency of these bitches that makes them so terrible

He doesn't want to be another Bill Cosby.
Good on him

>>64536392
Nobody wants to be black.

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You get in that ass Larry

>blonde young starlet raped countless times by jew producers on casting couches eventually develops sexual attraction to old jews
Wow, breaking news. Really exciting stuff.

>Still no season 9 of curb

WHERE IS IT LARRY

>>64534558
This is just crass. Typical American humour.

I don't get why she's trying to hard to be JUST LIKE US XDDD.

Who the fuck masturbates to a guy doing an impression of some other guy? Is this American humor?

>>64536495
The side characters in this show are so great

>>64534558
She doesn't care about whoring herself out anymore since her nudes got leaked.

>>64537596
It's J-Law's warped impression of normie humour. She can't keep it up anymore

Bernie Sanders looks like one of those nazi caricatures come to life

#JustLikeUs

>>64537707
Will JLaw soon become some rambling weirdo

>>64534558
Nothing but a shill spreading nonsense for the tabloids. Kill yourself OP.

>>64534558
David doesn't care about age, his wife during Curb looked way younger than him.

>>64537927

>we will NEVER get /cel/

>>64537792
Prolly

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>>64537808
>>64537808

new bread

>>64537468
Casting couch is a myth

>>64534558
Unf. Go get that booty Larry.

>>64536495

underrated post

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Imagine the shit storm if a male actor said all that about another female celeb.

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>>64536100
>laydee
I always read this in Bill Burr's voice

Why does the word "masturbated" need distancing quotes?

>>64534558
That's not disgusting at all...

Why is this bitch so obsessed with him?

>>64545009
daddy issues

cmon someone dump a jlaw nude with a witty comment. become the hero we deserve

>>64544675
Because it's 2016

>>64539895
Except she's literally been named by people in the circle as a casting couch girl for Weinstein.

>>64545009
hes a fucking billionaire who wont be alive for more than 20 more years and thats pushing it

ergo she would be a billionaire before she was 50

>>64539895
Lolno, it's a legitimate thing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnScNrk13Q

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>>64536409
kek'd

>>64546051
>American Humor

Why are we supposed to be upset that young women are all hot and bothered for old white guys?

Shouldn't we be glad as fuck this can happen?

>>64534654
be probably saw her fappening pics and thought better of it

>>64534558
Now imagine if a male actor said this.

>>64546354
depends on the male actor
channing tatum, chris hemsworth, and other such pretty boys could probably get away with it.
some comedians could get away with it, will ferrel could pull it off

>>64545133
I would like to see actual proof of this.

Can she go one day without trying to be in entertainment news?

>>64537596
>Who the fuck masturbates to a sub human jew doing an impression of some sub human jew? Is this jewish media humor?


fixed it for you.

JLaw is a jew media tool. the less you pay attention to her, the better.

>>64536176
Pardon my ignorance, but isn't the whole deal just that there are always different rules for different groups, and any opinions they voice that are contrary are just part of the whole complex of social appearance and sometimes not even sincere? And is this not the way things often naturally develop? Presumably a man in this industry would usually seek out the most appropriate means of signalling interest, not irresponsibly talking about it in public. Out of curiosity, do you really believe that the same rules, by and large, should apply to all, regardless of group, earning power, etc..?

>>64534558
was that dress cropped on mspaint?

>>64546965
If they're going to be shouting "we want equality", then yes, you mouthbreathing retard.

>>64534558
hope you and your family get cancer