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We've had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days!
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NO MORE MAGGOTY BREAD
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BIG BLACK MEATS!
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>>64532586
>>64532768
>>64532791
>tfw will never be a strong orc and go around killing with your crew and taking over the world

I genuinely think it would be fun.
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>current year
>orc posting isn't dead
It's good to be alive
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>>64532586
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how do orcs know what meat is if they haven't had it?
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>tfw no qt orc gf 2 share meat with
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>>64532586
WOTE ABOUT THEM. THEYRE FRESH
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>>64533838
>fresh
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GET A FIRE RISING
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Orcs call white bread maggoty bread because maggots are the only naturally white thing they are familiar with.
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>>64532586
If you're gonna quote movie lines, post the one who actually said them, dammit.
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>>64534314
He didn't say it though. He says "Looks like meats back on the menu, boys, hmmmmm!" after lopping off the orc's head.

Which brings up the question, how do Sauraman's evil forces know what a "menu" even is? And what do they mean by "meat", "boys", and "HMMMMMMM"?
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>>64534556
It's a society that has pubs and inns, surely the concept of listing available food isn't too far-fetched.
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>>64533693
that was a girl?
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>>64534686
What kind of pub lets in Mordor's forces?
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THEY'RE TAKING THE MEATS TO ISENGARD
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>>64534726
All Moria orcs were girls because woman's bodies and height worked better.

I don't know about the Mordor orcs.
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>>64534735
Isengard forces, not the same. They serve the WHITE hand.
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>>64532586
Why would bread be full of maggots?

And even if maggots were all over bread, it adds protein so why wouldn't a dirty orc eat it?

Since when did orcs become so particular?

>Makes no fuckin sense
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How long until Christopher gives in and gives up the middle earth universe to a studio only to have it beaten it to the ground like marvel and star wars.
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>>64534959
>murderous orcs and uruki at your pubs door
>"it's okay, we're with the white wizard"
>let them in, teach them your dining customs, and let them sample your menu
It just doesn't add up, your theory is bunk I'm afraid.
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>>64535050
>why wouldn't a dirty orc eat it?

Whoah anon that's rude. Orcs have a different culture but that doesn't mean they are filthy or like to eat maggots.
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>>64535104
>giving in to Sauron
Never, I think the Tolkien estate has made it clear
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>>64535112
It makes perfect sense to me, you bigot. Are you >>64535050?
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>>64535163
>A studio desperate for a franchise to compete with marvel and star wars not shelling out the billions for the middle earth universe

I don't think it will happen but I don't doubt that has gone through many execs minds after all the avengers movies and now star wars.
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