>DUDE BORING JAPANESE KITCHEN SINK DRAMA LMAO

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>DUDE I'M AUTISTIC LMAO

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>>64532545
DUDE FEET LMAO

how was it boring

Mother is on the patio
Bigbear is awake
Hrabove
Niner
Six
Skyking state your position

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fuck you!

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>DUDE LITERALLY ALL MY FILMS ARE BORING AS SHIT AND NOTHING HAPPENS IN THEM BUT CONTRARIAN COMMIEBOOS CLAIM THEY'RE SOMEHOW DEEP LMAO

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>DUDE WEED LMAO

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DUDE CULTURAL TABLEAUX FROM THE CAUCASUS LMAO

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DUDE COLLECTIVE MEMORY OF BALKANIZATION LMAO

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DUDE NON-ACTING AND ELLIPSIS LMAO

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DUDE DRIVING LMAO

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DUDE YAKUZA RMAO

You know what you guys are right, all directors are shit

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DUDE NIHILISTIC VIEW OF WESTERN CULTURE LMAO

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DUDE I'VE LITERALLY HAD SEX ONCE IN MY LIFE AND I KEEP GETTING KEKED BY MY ACTRESSES LMAO

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>>64536064
DUDE ACID LMAO

>>64536269
What does a director even do? The writer creates the story, the photography guy does the shots, the actors play makebelieve, the costumers dress them up, the sound guys do the sound.

Directing = the Emperor's new clothes

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DUDE MONTAGE LMAO

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DUDE ABSURDISM LMAO

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DUDE LE MAO

>>64536064
Still the best director ITT

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DUDE BOOM LMAO

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DUDE BAROQUE NUDITY LMAO

>>64536344
>plebs still believe the cinematographer chooses the shots

>>64536419
Clever.

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DUDE MY DEAD BROTHER LMAO

>>64536419

Best post in this thread to be honest family

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DUDE FEMINISM LMAO

>>64536456
Knight of cups is getting btfo hard.

Hes gonna an hero before june

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DUDE INSIGNIFICANT BULLET LMAO

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DUDE HIGH SHUTTER ANGLES AND DIGITAL NOISE LMAO

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>>64536447
Huh? This is exactly what they do. Sometimes directors will influence the cinematoprapher to the extent where they are just doing what the director wants, but on the other hand cinematopraphers are hired because they know what they are doing, and they direct that actual shots.

>Director says I want this
>cine shoots it in his vision

or

>director says I want this
>cine shoots exactly what the director wants

it's on the director.

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DUDE BLEAK EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR OVER THE DEATH OF THE TRANSCENDENTAL SIGNIFIER LMAO

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DUDE AFRICA LMAO

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DUDE DEGENERACY LMAO

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DUDE STRAINED FATHER SON RELATIONSHIPS WITH LONG TRACKING SHOTS LMAO

>>64536538
more like
>DUDE BIG BLACK COCK LMAO

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DUDE STAR WARS LMAO

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DUDE TARKOVSKY LMAO

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DUDE FUCK HOLLYWOOD LMAO

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COMRADE ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY XAXA

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DUDE EPIC SILENCE LMAO

>>64536766
>EPIC
*edgy

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DUDE I'M SORRY FOR MAKING THAT ONE MOVIE LMAO

>>64536820

He wasn't even sorry though, that's mostly made up by revisionist liberals who don't want to admit he was a piece of shit. Same as when they claim Leni Riefenstalh wasn't a Nazi.

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if your favourite living filmmaker is not Sion Sono, you should find a new hobby

>>64536525
Man, all cinematographers do is make sure they're using the right lens, camera, focus, exposure for the shot the director wants. That's it, everything else is from the directors vision, including the composition.

>>64537064

Films aren't a hobby for me, they're a passion. casuals like you need to fuck off back to reddit.

>>64536525
What film?

>>64536965
>they
Who the fuck is they?
Leni claimed it herself.

>>64536965
Broken Blossoms literally glorifies cuckoldry

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>>64536569
haha pleb

>>64537128
>Films aren't a hobby for me, they're a passion
What's it like having NOTHING to live for?

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>DUDE SHAKESPEARE LMAO

>>64537259
>falling for weak ass bait

what's it like being a fucking idiot?

>>64537259

I live for film anon, I breathe it, it's in my very soul

>>64537259
>>64537326
fuck off and praise Sono

>>64537325
Kurosawa is the Shakespeare of film tbqh

>>64536525
What movie is that? please respond

>>64537383

No Kurosawa is just the nip John Ford

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>>64536755
>kinography
it's called kino-pravda, you fucking pleb

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DUDE, SOCIETY JDIMSA

>>64537383
No that would be Kubrick

>>64537511
Truth film?

>>64537455
So absolutely based in every way?

>>64537386
Please respond, it matters to my existence

>>64537788
Gigantis the Fire Monster

>>64537788

Problem Child 2

>>64537827
>>64537843
please

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>DUDE TOM WAITS LMAO

>>64537788
>>64537827
>>64537843
It can't be that hard to just name the correct title instead of being "LOL IM TROLLING SO RANDUMB XDD"

>>64538505
The Tale of Iya

>>64539461
Late reply but thank you a lot

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>DUDE I'M JUST HERE TO FUCK THE LEADING LADY LMAO

>>64532545
Ozu was comfy before it was popular

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DUDE BLACK AND WHITE NIHILISM LMAO

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DUDE I CAN'T USE A CAMERA LMAO

>>64532545
It's boring alright, but understanding his systematic method means understanding the art of editing, bro !!!