I saw it. I saw it and I loved it, just like I loved everything else he's ever made (except Four Rooms.) I even somewhat enjoyed Death Proof.
Does this make you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad, widdle contwawian babbies? HE gets to make whatever the fuck he WANTS every few years, HE lives the DREAM and you... ohhhh, you must be mad. You must be so mad with your contwawianisms and your memes and your "uno farto all of a suddahhhh" and your "what's going on here?" coffee pictures and oh, don't forget the gifs and webms! One mustn't forget those! One is never truly memary if one doesn't have the animations, right?
I almost forgot the "warm black dingus" joke! Ha HA! Contwawibabbianism at its FINEST!
Stay mad. Stay so very MAD. Quentin gets to watch whatever he wants on an enormous screen (in 70mm!) with the finest stereo sound while he licks the feet of whatever aspiring actress wants to sell her soul to be a Hollywood starlet. What are YOU doing? Oh, that's right. You're still dreaming and sitting on your ASS. Did YOU bang Uma Thurman in her prime? Nope. Whoops! Did YOU bang Mira Sorvino in her prime? Nope. Whoops! Quentin did.
be me >38 years old >in theater with my wife's son >watching hateful 8 >the movie is mid way through >"so I got out my big black dingus" >my heart starts racing >pants unzipped >huge black cock appears >"you want to stay warm kid?" >turn to my wife's sonwith a big smile on my face in anticipation >samuel L jackson strokes his huge rod >the confederate crawls over to him >It ain't me starts playing >"SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG" >have never heard music of this magnitude before >literally transfixed to the screen >he's sucking him off >the blowjob is entertaining, he's clearing choking on the BBC >the suck isn't a boring whitefest >it's getting more intense >the music getting more louder >time passes >samuel is waiting to cum, the whitey licking his warm black dingus >the sucking getting faster and warmer >confederate dies >my jaw drops >jacksons moan resonates in my soul >present day >he's telling the whiteboys father >no music, just the sounds of their voices >the flashes when jackson yet again unsheathes his brown johnson visible on my eyes >my intense gaze could tear a hole thru the theater screen >father takes out his cock >all hope looks to be lost >jackson taps into the white guilt >does a super cuckold flip >his cock lands right in the old mans mouth >"HOLY CRAP JEROME!" >my life now forever changed
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