THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO???
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't though. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a troll.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . .that is if you can ha
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Sors Bandeam? He was a youngling your father murdered in cold blood because an elderly politician that his closest friends and mentors warned would manipulate him once vaguely said something about making his secret wife immortal.
>He was a good friend.
>Fresh off the boat, from reddit
You know, to know this much about Reddit, you must be Reddit. The reason why I never call anyone Reddit is mainly because I have no idea what goes on there and have never been there. But when I see you and the other redditreddits, I'm thinking you guys came from Reddit and still feel stupid about it, which prompts you to try and act like tough cookies about your true origins.
Have I pierced your shameful secret, Redditor?
Nothing offends a redditor more than belling called reddit.
You can call him anything, any insult, but if you call him reddit he will shriek and throw a hissy fit. He's been found out and he hates it, he doesn't even understand how it happened, he tried to fit in but failed.
The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a liberal, memer, SJW, faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him reddit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Typical reddit kiddo. You'll learn in time... Enjoy your stay, heh, it's gunna be one hell of a ride for a newbie...
*Chuckles* ahhh I remember my first time... You'll get used to it, spud. One day you'll be giving some reddit babies fresh off the rocks "the talk". I'll see you around, kid... Heh
>Typical reddit kiddo.
Just for lels, I came here 8 years ago and have literally never been to Reddit. I don't even think it's bad, I think you use to project all you fear and that's beta as fuck.
OF THIS LITTLE FAGGOT HAD KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT LUKE WOULD HAVE SPARED THEN BUT THE MOMENT HE ASKED LUKE WENT SCHOOL SHOOTER CRAZY REY COULD HAVE BEEN THE GRANDCHILD OF ONE OF THEM IT WOULD HAVE ALL MADE SENSE
>ctrl F reddit
somebody please nuke this board already
notice how that kid looks like Jake Lloyd from phantom menace?
This is no coincidence. George specifically cast a child that looked like young Anakin
for you see, this moment finalized Anakin's turn to the dark side of the force.
In effect, Anakin was not just killing the younglings, he was killing a part of himself, his innocence, his purity. He was killing the part of himself that was once good.
All I see is some ugly little shit who is obviously some producer's grandson and we're supposed to feel bad because he's just sooo pweeeeshusss because he's an adoowaable widdle jedi waawwioww but it has the reverse effect where we just can't wait for the talentless little fuck to get killed fast enough
>YO ANAKIN THERE'S THIS WAY TO MAKE IT SO PEOPLE DON'T DIE
>HEY ANAKIN I CAN SAVE PADME
*Anakin kills Windu*
>I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO IT, BUT I'M SURE WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LMAO
This. It was expanded in the book but even in the scene it's pretty clear that word pushed Anakin over the edge and made him go completely apeshit.
Because of him master skywalker put the younglings in cages. So mean =(
somehow that's kind of heartbreaking at the same time tho