>you're in the club when this guy shoots your girlfriend in the head with a capitve-bolt pistol
what do?
buy him a drink and play quarters with him!
Pretend like I didn't see him
>>64525604
Drop the coin.
>>64525604
Go home and throw a party
I'm trapped and I don't know how to get out
>>64525604
How does he get out unmolested, OP?
>>64525604
Make out.
>>64525604
> casually turn my head to look him in the eyes
> reach in my pocket for a coin
> flip it and check for heads or tails
> casually walk away
He'll know
>>64525604
Wake up and cry over pretend gfs death
>>64525604
Slap his ass
Change gf to wife, and I'd buy him beers for life.
Call it
Take a whole bunch of coins and throw it right to his face
While he's desperately counting on the floor is it heads or tails I'm already in Mexico with the money suck a dick what