What would the force awakens be like if he directed it?

>>64524414
just as gay with less lensflare

It'd be good.

Name one good meme from his movies! I hate this hack. Name one good meme NAME FUCKING ONE!

no liberal propaganda, no cuck or reddit pandering the list goes on

way more toy shilling, but lots of dank new OC

>tfw Lucas will never release his own rough draft for it

>>64524586
Are you fucking kidding? ROTS is the most meme friendly movie in history. Even DKR couldn't trump ROTS.

sure is revisionism in here

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Magnificient.

http://youtu.be/CWB5OA-YmeY

>>64524414
The main characters would be teenagers and the villains would be Stormtroopers who wore Vader helmets and idolized him, if rumors are to be believed.

>>64524586
Never tell me the odds.

>>64524414
Good or bad, it would be more interesting.

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>>64524594

Did you miss the Lucas interview with Charlie Rose where Lucas says he's ahead of his time for producing an all-black movie with Red Tails and how the movie industry is racist for not wanting the movie to be made

If Lucas made TFA, Finn wouldn't have been a janitor and would have fucked Rey's brains out.

>>64524414
It's an interesting idea to ponder about. His excuse for the prequels looking retarded was everything was "in its prime" so it should look newer and shinier and shit, while the OT is basically in the great depression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

>le "miss me yet" meme

>>64524414
Not boring.

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>>64524414
Even more minority-pandering.

Go back and watch the TPM. The Queen's most trusted body guard is a cautious well-trained black man, the Naboo air force has multiple black and female pilots, and the Gungans are an allegory for the way we treat blacks in America.

>>64524414
like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

>>64524767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo

>>64524735
The Star Wars universe has had spaceships, FTL, droids, lightsaber and other hightech for millennia.
It makes sense for the world to look worn down.

>>64524818

>tfw reminded of the hype I got from that trailer
>realise that it was completely unfulfilled

Fuck

>>64524735
He very clearly and deliberately wanted to present a different world with the prequels. It just backfired. It wasn't just the CGI and green screen that made everything look very sterile, the practical sets of Phantom looked that way too.

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>>64524818
Fuck you. I was drinking coffee and spit it all over my keyboard at that BB8-behind-the-rock scene.

>>64524818
This isn't as funny now that we've all seen what JJ served up.

>>64524414
shit

>>64524414
The only thing we actually know about George's plot ideas for VII is that he wanted the main characters to be very young again, like Anakin and Padme in The Phantom Menace. This was rejected by Disney for obvious reasons.

Also these:
>>64524545
>>64524615

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>>64525216
if you compare this to the trailers of the prequels in lucas style then JJ's style is very good

>>64524414

>What would the force awakens be like if he directed it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

>>64524414
Good

>>64525216
>tfw Star Wars will never have beautiful cinematography again

>>64524938
Thanks for the blog, Reddit.

>>64524586
>Now THIS is pod racing
>I hate sand
>Meesa
>NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Poetry
>THE BANKINC CLAN WILL SIGN YOUR TREATY
>Up the ventilation shaft
>Sheev spin

off the top of my head

>>64525508
Thanks for the reddit-plug, reddit. If there's anything that board needs, it's to be mentioned here more.

>>64524996
>those rocks
>that creature that block the scene
really though...

>>64524414
A TRUE STAR WARS MOVIE, and a good one

I really don't understand the hype. Was any of it real? What percentage of this hunk of garbage is cgi? Without the nostalgia factor, this is another graphic design art project. They could have shot the bulk of this pile of shit in front of a green screen in the dining room of a Wendy's.

>>64524414
CGI sets
Face it; one thing Abrams did right was practical effects and sets

A story that wouldn't be so much of a rip-off of the original trilogy. Maybe it would even be either the "Shadows of the Empire" or "Heir to the Empire" stuff that's now non-canon. I could see him doing the Jedi twins and clone emperor.

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>he tried to contribute to VII

>Disney told him "IT'S OUR NOW" and told him to fuck off

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Imaginative.

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>>64524646
>ROTS is the most meme friendly movie in history.

It's over, anon. Disney had the high ground.

>>64525565
topkek

anything good made by him was a fluke. He's a talentless hack

The main protagonist would be Jar Jar son, Hayden Christensen would be his mentor, the villain would be Luke, now Darth Insanus, turned to the gray side of the force.

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An original story

Awkward dialogue scenes

Amazing space combat

>>64526160
>THX
>American Graffiti
>Star Wars
>Indiana Jones
>He's a talentless hack

Talentless? Hack? My hero this is!

>>64525216
pretty good trailer, considering how bad most fan trailers are

I only would have changed a few scenes and lines

He likely wouldn't have added to feminist PC crap which Jews love to do so much.

>>64526270
Indiana Jones was directed by Spielberg, American shit and THCRAP are awful.

>>64526270
You're grammar betrays you. The autism is strong in this one.

>>64526383
>American shit and THCRAP are awful.
>t: TESB_rlmfan98

>>64526383
>Indiana Jones was directed by Spielberg

It sprung forth from George's imagination.

>American shit and THCRAP are awful.

You are a massive pleb.

>>64526391
>You're grammar

no u

>>64524524
>>64524594
>>64524656
>>64524662
>>64524785
>>64525435
>>64526088

Ya know, I was going to go through this thread, and tell anyone who thought Jorge is any good that they have autism, but there's just too much autism in this thread to document every post that is dripping with sperg.

I really have you autistics make yourselves die before you can reproduce and further the mediocrity of the human race. ftfy

>>64525216
Amazing. I feel angry because i know the movies are garbage.

Something similar to this would be included

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

>>64526270
>Disney's doing fucking Indy 5 after Ep XIII
God, give me strength.

You'll be missed, George. As with Van Gogh, they would not listen.

>>64526589

I really like TFA, but it would have been more imaginative if Lucas made it. It might not have been as good, but it would have been more imaginative.

Darth Jar Jar

>>64524586
>Now this is podracing!
>How wude!
>It can only mean one thing: invasion
>They must be dead by now. Destroy what's left
>Midichlorians
>Yaddle
>Sebulba
>Chancellor Valorum
>Dexter Jesster
>I don't like sand
>And their children too
>PS2 lightsaber duels
>Have you heard of the story of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>A SITH LORD!?
>UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER
>Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
>It's treason, then
>You're the sith lord!
>Execute Order 66
>I have the high ground
>Fron my point of view the Jedi are evil!
>Only a Sith deals with absolutes
>Good relations with the Wookies I have
>I HATE YOU!!
>She's losing her will to live
>It seems that in you anger you killed her
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>64524414

Finn would be an alien who talks with a funny accent.

Finn & Poe would have teamed up again right after the crash. They then stick together for the rest of the movie, even though they could've been combined into one character.

Romance scene between Maz Kanata and Chewie. They also marry at the end.

Carrie would have been replaced by a hotter actress.

>>64524594
Your autism is flaring up.

The scene in the orange ball person's tavern would have included an additional 15 minutes of some CGI alien singing CHANG NANG DAGAA DOO DAHH DIBBY DEE BAHHHHH

as patrons walk in front of the camera really really slowly obscuring every shot

it would have been more memorable because of how fucking terrible it was

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>>64526688
Impressive summary of all 3 prequels m8

It would not have been capeshit

>>64524938
>The US office reaction pics
autism

>>64526589
sup reddit

>>64527238
I think that's from Parks and Recreation. An original show that used the meme format the office uses.

>>64524938
>watching movies with a keyboard under you
/v/eddit begone

>>64524414
He'd probably die of a heart attack but also make the best star wars film known to man 3/4 of the way through the film. Didn't he have heart and stress problems while he was making all of his movies?

>>64526486
A lot of things have "sprung forth" from George's many orifices, including his imagination. The point is he can't direct for shit.

And don't even try to defend to defend thx1138 or graffiti. You'll never find a patrician who enjoys them

>>64525896
thank god

>>64526666
>I wish the movie were worse. It would be ok tho bcuz there would be more annoying aliens and bad cgi

fuck off

Darth Jar Jar as the villian.
>Luke, it is meese me the source of all your family trouble.

>>64527439
Piss off shill.

>>64524586
>>64525527
>>64526688
You fags forgot
>high ground
>dew it
>I am the senate

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>>64527397
>The point is he can't direct for shit.

He can't direct ACTORS for shit. But he is a walking factory for iconic shots and sequences. If he'd been around in the silent era, he'd be remembered as a god.

One of the things that grabbed me about the new Star Wars is how depressingly average the direction was. Especially the sequences that are callbacks to the original movies, which really just reminded me how much better they'd been done by Lucas/Kershner/Marquand.

>>64527533
>forgetting HE IS THE TRAITOR AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>64524414
actually there was very little lens flare, if any at all. JJ realized how overboard he goes with it after Into Darkness

>>64524938
I don't get it.

atleast it wouldnt be marvel tier

>>64524414
White slavery

>>64525216
holy shit, that's actually really fucking good.

>>64527638
>he's not bad, he's just bad at doing his job.

is it hard to shitpost with Lucas's cock so deep in your mouth?

>>64524586
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!

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>>64527494
I don't need to get paid to call out your dumb opinions, I do it for the good of the community

>>64527439

I didn't say I wished it were Lucas, simply that there would have been more inventiveness, fuck.

>>64525216
ahahaahah! stop! staaawp!

>>64525816
>Face it; one thing Abrams did right was practical effects and sets

Then why the fuck was Snoke CGI?

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>>64525527

>>64528285
>Then why the fuck was Snoke CGI?

Why the fuck was the absolutely everything CGI in eps I-III

>>64524586
>he was a good friend.

>>64524414
>Chewie, weesa home!

>>64525216
fuck
phantom hype

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>>64524414
very dense