Celebrity Big Brother 2016

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>>64517640
David Gest

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>>64517640
Angie Bowie

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>>64517640
Tiffany 'New York' Pollard

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>>64517640
Gemma Collins

>>64517640
I want a big brother or an ima celeb were its nothing but host and presenters as contestants

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>>64517640
Jonathan Cheban

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>>64517640
Stephanie Davis

>"Celebrity" big brother

>literal WHO'S that are about as famous as the local dog catcher.

fucking PASS

pls shia make a surprise appearance

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>>64517640
Megan McKenna

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>>64517640
John Partridge

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>>64517640
Nancy Dell'Olio

who are these people

I'm english but i don't even know

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>>64517640
Daniella Westbrook

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>>64517640
Winston McKenzie

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>>64517640
Kristina Rihanoff

Who the actual fuck are these people?

I bet most of them were on some form of the 10th or 11th season of some random ass competitive reality show. Only one i know is David Gest and even he is a literal who

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>>64517640
Christopher Maloney

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>>64517640
Darren Day

>>64518075

reminded me a top gear line, about how the stig was rejected for one of those celebrity reality shows because people had actually heard of him

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Jeremy McConnell

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>>64517640
Scotty T

>>64517683
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

"celebrity"

>>64517683
Cancer.

>>64517710
Literally Who.

>>64517749
Nigger

>>64517784
Fat Bitch who will leave within the first day.

>>64517813
Boring but chance of hearing the Kardashians on the BOTS

>>64517848
Scouse bitch but pretty good, shame she got fired from Hollyoaks.

>>64517890
WHO?

>>64517927
WHO?

>>64517956
WHO?

>>64517997
UGLY BITCH

>>64518036
Nigger quota

>>64518071
Shit Dancer

>>64518109
Pure Cancer.

>>64518132
Who?

>>64518169
Who?

>>64518202
Who?

>>64518109

This lad come 2nd on X-Factor and shagged his nan like 4 years ago.

>>64518378
He came 3rd.

He'll be first out since no one liked him.

>>64518150

Why would you out yourself as a topgear fan? So embarrassing.

>>64518036
That is literally that homophobic UKIP guy.

This might be interesting considering theres like 4 gays in there.

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>>64518169
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>>64518109
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>>64518036
>>64517997
>>64517956
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>>64517640
literary who?
>celebrities
I guess thats the joke right?

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>>64517640
Sheev Palpatine, Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic and secret Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Sidious.

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>>64518367
Still worth watching for Emma :^)

amirite?

LITERALLY WHO: THE SHOW

Why didn't they get Robert van Winkle? He's my favorite reality tv celeb.

>>64517640
Who are these nobodies?
It's as bad as "I'm a celebrity...", washed up non-entities still trying to cling onto whatever fame they had.

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>>64518570

>>64518570
>>64518623
I would lick her shit hole clean after a messy poop.

>>64518570
I dunno she only does the main show now so you don't really see much of her except her chat on the bbbots during eviction nights with rylan.

Thank god Lady C from Celebrity Jungle didn't end up coming.

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Gary Busey

I don't know who a single one of these people are.

>>64518911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSB9mIPyEvE

Can't wait to see more old man balls

>>64518552
Would watch every fucking second.

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Luisa Zissman
>she will never fart on my face

JDIMSA

>>64518911
>Again
He should be in every year just to drive people mad and shit on the seats

>>64517749
I hope this bitch wrecks havoc in the house, shit got really boring last season when Farrah and Jameson were evicted.

>>64517710
Is she david bowie undead grandmother or something?

>>64517683
You have to have a disturbingly deep knowledge of celebrities to know these people, I'll try to help the thread.

>>64517683
Married for awhile to Liza Minelli a famous broadway star and known here for being Buster's girlfriend on Arrested Development. Famous for being gayer than Paris yet still being married.

>>64517710
Related to David?

>>64517749
A cast member of a US reality show (I think it was called New York something something) I am trying not to IMDB these people just for fun.

>>64517784
10/10 in Britain

>>64517813
Super gay. Jonathan Cheban is the founder of the website TheDishh.com and former CEO of CommandPR, a public relations firm. He also is noted for his friendship with socialite Kim Kardashian and appearances on her reality shows.

>>64517848
Tits? Stephanie Ann Davis (born 8 March 1993) is an English actress. She is best known for playing Sinead O'Connor in the Channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks from 2010 to 2015 ...

Sinead with those boobs? Really?

>>64517890
OK now you are pulling my leg right?

>>64517927
A kid from a old 1970's TV show called The Partridge Family. They were a singing/comedy act like One Direction. He would be about 52-55 right now.

>>64517956
Godspeed, if you are going to take someone unknown at least make them pretty? WTF? INB4 a Brit tells me she is royalty.

>>64517997
Baby Spice?

>>64518036
I kinda want him on US Big Brother, looks cool, cool name. Whoa I Googled him... this guy is fucking amazing and needs to win.

>>64518071
Now I am starting to break down and lose all hope.

>>64518378
Darren Day is an English actor, singer and television presenter, well known for his West End theatre starring roles. fuck it I'm googling now.

>>64518169
>Jeremy McConnell
The top two google searches on this guy are a doctor and engineer LOL

>>64518202
>Scotty T
Scotty Turbo from MTV's Geordie shore Oi Oi! Full time loose kid

I don't know any of these people. Where is this show from?

>>64518461
>3rd
>No on liked him
how does that work?

>>64519098
>Related to David?
Yes. His ex-wife from the 70s

>>64518202
>Georgie Shore

Huh. At least they picked one of the best people on there.

>>64519136

The Netherlands.

>>64517749
Holy shit, this bitch is a legit terrible person. Like not just for the cameras, she is an IRL terrible horrible human being.

>>64519136
UK

Live Stream will be up at 8:55pm GMT

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/live-stream

>>64519098
>Tits? Stephanie Ann Davis (born 8 March 1993) is an English actress. She is best known for playing Sinead O'Connor in the Channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks from 2010 to 2015 ...
Why did she play that bald 80s singer on hollyoaks for 5 years?
>Godspeed, if you are going to take someone unknown at least make them pretty? WTF? INB4 a Brit tells me she is royalty.
She was married to some football manager for awhile and is a bit mad i think.
>>64519162
Given Davids current physical health you can't really say he's aged well but he's aged far better than her.

>>64519273
Good, more drama

>>64519358
What's his health been like? He looks quite good to me (no question that he's aged better than her though)

What's the theme this year?

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>>64520076

>>64520076

Trying not to get AIDS from drinking from the same glass David Gest used.

Whoever picked out Emma's outfit needs to be fired.

>>64520220
>Someone might have to share a bed with David Gest

>>64520262
Is she pregnant again? trying to cover the bump

>ywn kiss gemma collins arse

>>64520220
He has hiv? I doubt they would let someone live in the same house as him

AT THE END OF THE DAY

Well I've heard of all of them, get reckd plebs. Maybe if you virgins went outside once in a while you'd know too.

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>>64520337

>>64520483
Pretty sure you have to spend all your time inside to know who most of these people are you fucking scrotum.

>>64520483
I know 6 of them.

SCOTTY T IS A FOOKIN LEGEND LADS

>>64520760
He'll sleep with any slapper.

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>>64520582
HOLY SHIT SLAM DUNKED AND REKD!!!!!!!

>>64520789
He might bang megan mckenna desu,she was a slag off Ex on the Beach and had no qualms about fucking in front of the cameras

>all them boo's

FUCKING HARSH

This crowd is vicious tonight lads

tell me when UKIP nigger is on lads

>>64521052
are ukip even allowed gollywogs?

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>"THE UKIP FOX HAS STRUCK AGAIN"

Seriously, this guy has to be the memest contestant this year, I want him to win already.

Holy shit her voice. Kill it kill it now

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>>64517710
>>64517683

Literally WHO?

What is this black bitch wearing and that big ass hair.

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>>64518169
>>64518132
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>>64518071
>>64518036
>>64517997
>>64517956
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>>64517683
Who?

>>64521151
Dat ass and tatties tho

>>64517848
>fired from hollyoaks
>follows it up with big brother

JUST

>>64521196
prob fake though.

WINSTON
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lep6XIVPevk

I'm a bongistan and have no idea who half these people are.

I'm suprised they didn't throw in some shit football club midfielder like they did in the jungle top kek

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It's amusing they don't really know what to dom with the alcohol locked away and are forced to interact without blaming it on the drink.

>>64521235
She tried to go in the Jungle but she had a peanut allergy so she couldn't so they got Jorgie Porter who was boring as fuck.

>>64521299
>I'm a bongistan
isn't everyone ITT

Are they non-brits watching this right now?

>>64521332
Jorgie Porter is hot as fuck though.

>>64521332
aha

I'd still rek both of them though. I wish the slags would just get a grip on reality and do porn or something. Instead of just sometimes flashing their bare ass to paparrazi.

>>64521368
Probably, /tv/ is full of americucks that feel left out of live threads, just look at all the americlaps that come into the take me out live threads

>Some random cockney stage actor

DUDE CELEBRITY LMAO

>>64521483
Oi did a lat of drags and burds

>>64521120
Let's hope he does for UKIP what George Galloway did for the Respect party a few years back.

>>64521483
watch ur fakkin mouth u cabbage these treacles are the bread of butter of this cuntry

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>ANOTHER ESSEX GIRL

FUCK OFF!

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>Have UKIP member on CBB
>It isn't Farage
>There will never be a CBB with Farage and Trump

>>64521665
Didn't you know you have to have an Essex person on every show, it's like how you always need a Woman or a Black Man

>>64521658

wots dat ya ugly mug? I'll punch ya right in the fackin canister

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>>64521665
>Not liking Essex girls

>I had a Twitter feud with Ellie Goulding


Is this all it takes to be a celebrity?

>>64521716
weeyyyy what's the matter, the fact u have to open ur kebab shop in half anour or that u buy your charlie off a white man

WINSTON
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>"I CAN EVEN WAKE UP THE DEAD

SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN

HATES FAGS
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F
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WHITE SUPREMASCIST SCUM... WAIT, WHA...
*Tumblr's head explodes*

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>>64521740
fug

>>64521846
Pretty much going to be voted out as soon as possible due to Channel 5 being pretty Homo and loving the Trannies.

>>64517640
How long till based Winston Mackenzie gets thrown out for not being PC?

>>64521781
holy shit is this legitimate?

W
O
W

>>64521899
>Channel 5 being pretty Homo and loving the Trannies.

Even more than Channel 4?

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>>64521740

She's hardly an "Essex girl"

She's a girl from Essex, but she isn't a gobby little slag caked in fake tan.

>>64521954
Most likely.

>trying to be the alpha man already

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John is going to bum Darren in that box lads

I missed what's happening, what is going on with this box thing?

>>64522094
Its going to become an aids box when john rides darren like Nemesis at Alton towers. Plowing into his man tunnel, tickling his biffins bridge and gobbling his pink cigar

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I VOLUNTEER TOO I'M A MAN TOO I SWEAR

>>64522160
no homo right?

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>His Nan isn't in the show.

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>All these people booing Winston because he's black

>>64522188
Theres nothing no homo about catching aids m8

>>64518367
might as well have pasted this from last year

>>64522229
what nan ugly bastard he is

>he's a fella and he can take it

PATRIARCHY

>she can take anything

Is he calling her a sloot?

>"I know Daniella and she can take it, she can handle anything"

Easy there faggot.

>>64522412
Shes fuming, she had a few grams in there

>cheering a man with aids

>>64522250
"If I see a gay guy I am going to have to stand on the other side of the house staring at a wall"

I think its not just because hes black

>Using Emma for cheers
Shamefur dispray

>"Her career, she's gotten to the top"

And you've hit rock bottom David, you AIDS ridden melting wax work.

Scotty the legend t

LADS LADS LADS

>>64522515

He was joking anon.

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fucking best thing on telly right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgZLm8SMDs

LAD

Scotty better fuck megan in the arse. Hes gonna bring the bantz

>>64522612
>joking
>about honosexuality

It's almost as if he thinks it's still 2015.

why does he call his dick a chopper? aren't choppers small?

>>64522752
Did John Oliver fade away into nothingness when the clock struck twelve? I haven't heard from him since New Year's Eve.

go back to /sp/
go back to /sp/
go back to /sp/

>>64522969
/sp/ don't watch this, just TMO.

Literally who

>>64523058
Kim Kardashian's "best friend"

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>>64522696

They find it really hard to interact without alcohol, don't they?

Fucking normies.

>>64517640
Who is the woman in Op pic? Not kidding that could be one of the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen

>>64523253
Emma Willis.

>>64523186
Wait what?

>>64523156
>mfw jordan cried like a little bitch about this
>mfw megan then kissed rogan on a dare infront of jordan
>mfw megan was then upset that jordan finished her

>>64523296
When they first get into the house, the housemates first question, well especially the younger ones, is to ask for alcohol.
The older ones and the yanks don't seem to mind as much.

>>64523387
Are you saying non normies have the ability to conversate without alcohol? Cause I sure don't

slaaaaaaaaaaaag

>>64523439
Valid point. I see your confusion now. My bad.
I suppose I'm implying that no one has the ability to conversate without alcohol, but that normies make the choice to drink it.

>Teenager
She's 22.

>That foot tattoo.
>That sly dig by Emma

This guy goes in next>>64518169 and they finish it off with this dumb bitch >>64517956

Tactical nuke on house when?

>>64517640
It's very possible I'm out of touch but I don't know any of these people.

sit on my face, I love the irish accent.

>Token dickhead from Dublin

Seriously, every person from Ireland they put in is a massive prick.
And they're always from Dublin.

>unironically having a neck tattoo

>>64523681
dont you mean just someone from Dublin

>>64523681
>is a massive prick
>is from Dublin

I see a correlation

That tattoo is fucking disgusting

>memebrother

>>64523750
>>64523756
Nailed it guys.
West Brits are cunts.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81449531/

Is this the american or big brother UK?

Dat ricky gervais extras xmas special speech tho

>>64517640
I read imdb and news like a fiend, I have a photographic memory.

I have NEVER heard or seen any of these people. This has to be some kind of joke.

>>64523848
UK.

>last year, Kelly Malone, UKIP member and candidate was on
>this year, Winston Mckenzie, ex-UKIP member and candidate is on

Who next? My money is on Bill "Golliwog" Etheridge

>>64523906
Frank you mean

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>>64523888
where's bianca del rio? he was supposed to be on

>>64523979
They sometimes put people in a tad bit later

>>64523979
michelle visage shut down that rumour like a month ago

>>64518109
when u want jake gyllenhaal but you only got $50

Literally JUST: the show

>>64524032
michelle also lied when they asked her if she(michelle) was going in and she said no

Where the fuck is Selina from the apprentice, Smh desu senpai

>>64524020
how long? I'm only watching when she's in

They should put ian watkins in there for some lolz, its sort of like a prison

>>64523979
>not Willam

>>64524194
It could be anywhere from 2 days to 2 weeks so dont know.They always put 2 new people in at some point.

>>64524205
nah, willam stated he isnt on but he pretty much confirmed that bianca is

I must say I like Rylan as a BOTS presenter. He's actually pretty good

>the panel on bots is better than the housemates

>>64524608
he was pretty bad the first few seasons when he had to co host it with others but he's getting the hang of it.

>3rd kid for Emma

>>64523979
THIS

That bitch better be one of the later entrances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a71V1gYiDJg

who are these fucking people?

Does the UK version air everyday? I watch the U.S version where it' was like 2-3 episodes a week. Everyday just sounds like way too much

I assume this is British BB because I have no fucking clue who any of these people are

>>64525544
It's every day for an hour showing the last 24 hours followed by an hour show with people discussing the episode with bits of news of what happened that day which will show up in the episode the next day.

They used to do live streaming but they dropped it and a different channel does it now.

>>64525581
Maybe us Americans have shit attention span but there's no way I'm going to devote an hour of my day, everyday to BB

Who the fuck are these people?

>>64518552
Kek

>>64525708
There's a few boring ones but usually it's really good.

https://youtu.be/aRsvrRRXU_A?t=11m49s