Oscar Isaac appreciation thread?
>confidence without arrogance
>overcomes the manlet barrier
I consider him a world-conquering hero on par with Napoleon or Alexander the Great desu senpai
By falling for the Oscar Isaacs meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Inside Llewyn Davis was a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.
It is all fraud, a manipulation. Oscar Isaac is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.
Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.
Isaac is lying to you with his very existence.
i know a dude who is 5'6 or so and he refuses to date girl taller than him
Its not like he could not get them, he is handsome and fit. He literally turned down few girls down because they were taller than him, even if they were literal 8/10s.
Manlets are fucking retarded
I'm not saying it's a complete deal breaker, but it is a factor that most girls think about, even a little bit, obviously women aren't some one-dimensional entity and there are multiple things that go into whether a women is attracted to someone.
Confidence is usually the most important factor and any guy under average height with confidence is going to do better than a tall guy with no social skills.
I have a friend that's a good foot shorter than me but he was more confident than me which got him girls.
>overcomes the manlet barrier
Not so fast.
>par with Napoleon or Alexander the Great desu senpai
>he will never portray either of these great leaders on film
These people are kind of pathetic honestly.
Like, joking about manlets and all is funny on an anonymous image board and I'll take part in it myself, but actually having that opinion and posting about how they should be hanged whilst it's tied to your name doesn't sit well with me.
Maybe it just annoys me because it seems like I've always had short friends, but fuck women like this.
These are the same kind of people that will get in a tizzy about racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/ageism/whatever.
Come on. Look at the cast of the new X-Men movie.
And it will make hundreds of millions. They gain too much from these critical darling meme actors for me to believe that they weren't heavily invested in them "Making it" in the first place. They own the media. They control the film industry. Why wouldn't you pull the strings every step of the way to maximize profits
>expect thread about based oscar
>get this shit
You're all a disappointment.
Funny how this board is suddenly very welcoming of the latest shilled minority meme actor so long as they can almost pass for white.
I don't care how light skinned he is. He is cultural genocide in action.
I think OP was talking about his personality and demeanor, not his build. Also it's not like working out five days a week is a particularly trying accomplishment, especially when a good portion of your job revolves around your body image.
>tfw your husbando is tall as fuck and towers over manlets
feels good man
>they made them line up by height
>you will never have Oscar Isaac hair and beard
i thought it was common knowledge that he's got a huge fat cock
size of bones have no correlation with size of soft tissue like the penis
hence why midgets have human sized penises
>inb4 small dick
hey man fuck you
>all these people hating on Oscar because he's taking a bit of money from Popcorn-eaters in the Midwest with some harmless capeshit
you people are all fucking trash. No capeshit actor does 6 episodes of a fucking HBO miniseries that no one saw. He's the real deal and he's a goddamned chameleon
Anything leftist cucks who blindly follow the latest heavily marketed flavor of the months praise is reddit.
Also let's look at his biggest roles.
Reddit appeal but not overtly reddit.
>Inside Llewyn Davis
Reddit appeal but not overtly reddit
>A Most Violent Year
Reddit appeal but not overtly reddit
Literally reddit the movie
>Show Me A Hero
Literally reddit the show
Literally reddit the movie
Literally reddit the movie.
Some career trajectory.
>Tfw 5'11" king of manlets
If I'm not super handsome like Oscar how am I supposed to make it?
he's actually a very young George Lucas
GoT girl ten ft behind everyone else so her head can still be in the shot
I'm only two inches taller than Gwendoline
she'd dwarf me in heels
it's more fun to dominate a woman who's used to being dominant
Domhnall Gleeson's beard looks fucking awesome
>tfw can't grow a beard
because nobody makes flattering flats
Famalam i just found out she has nudes but her body is li8terally washboard tier. I didn't know bodies like that actually exist? i thought it was a 4chan meme.
She looks pretty excited to barely be in star wars. I wonder if she knew from the start that they only cast her because they wanted another meme bullet point to get the reddit audience excited and had no intentional of giving her a real part?
>Don't go to 4chan, it's full of assholes.
So much autism in one post.
Are you just realizing for the first time that Hollywood is a business? Go to bed, kid.
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Look, the only thing that I meant is that women don't care about a height. You are all just a fucking retards if you thinkg that it's all about appearence at all. I'm 6'4 and I don't think that the thing of just being tall gives me any advantages at all.
Not being tall is just an excuse for you to not try harder, or as cliché as it might sound - just be yourself. I mean, if you want to find a love that'll keep it up with you your whole life, you don't need to try to be someone you're not. If she'll love you then she'll know what does she love you for. If you just want to fuck, it's easy - every mongoloid can find a girl that will fuck him, or atleast blow him (rules applies, even if you are 4/10, you can get atleast 7/10 for this without much effort).
I seriously don't know what you guys are trying to achieve.
>"oh cool an Oscar thread with lots of replies!"
>it's actually a manlet/reddit thread
I don't think we were ever talking about finding love, of course height matters less when talking about that shit, I don't think "love" was even mentioned once.
I was talking NSA fucking with sluts in a club or something, they're more likely to go for a tall guy.
What did I? Maybe I don't understand what you guys want at all...
Of course everyone is, it's just easier for tall guys because women prefer taller guys superficially.
That's all people mentioned, there's no campaign here where we've been saying short guys can't find true love or whatever, just for some reason a single throwaway comment turned the thread into "manlets, when will they learn".
>Sad to see him shilling Disney crap.
Get used to it because the man is dead as an artist and has been from the moment he agreed to do star shit and capeshit. If I saw him today I'd honestly kill him and I LOVED him in the 2011-2013 era. Broke my heart just like Fassbender before him. Sell out hacks. Kill them all.
I learned classically
I learned contemporaneously
Who are you?
Nope false. Isaac is fucking king of hipster indy shit way before he was ever in Meme Wars or IMD (Inside Meme Davis). Check out "The NightLab" on youtube, he is truly a terrific appreciator of hip music and plays it as such. He's also just a genuinely good guy.
>making millions of dollars in a bit part of a beloved family fun franchise to further advance your spotlight value to further advance your love of true art is selling out
Sign me the fuck up
takes one to know one.
>to further advance your love of true art
Yes, that's exactly what he's doing by contributing to the capeshit cultural infantilization.
Here he is painted blue next to fellow artist Olivia Munn.
yeah but, c'mon, that shit looks amazing.
Cultural infantilization? Have you seen the latest X-Men? That seems a little harsh, he's not Quipton America here.
Anyway I'm not here to defend X-Men, but Oscar Isaac get's the bills paid, only so many true artists can starve. He just happens to be ridiculously charismatic and have great screen presence. Besides that, the guy can act.
>That seems a little harsh, he's not Quipton America here.
Yes, he is a power rangers villain instead.
>He just happens to be ridiculously charismatic and have great screen presence. Besides that, the guy can act.
Shame he uses his skills for evil instead of good.
He did that in Meme Wars already.
>Who speaks first me or you?
And with that line he erased any good will he had accumulated with ILD, AMVY or SMAH and became another cog in the capeshit machine. You could see his face contorting and then reforming as the reddit logo.
today i learned that oscar isaac was in a punk band called "Blinking Underdogs" that has opened for green day u can download or listen to his music here
PSH is the only good actor that has done pleb films and that is because he needed 75 bags of heroin.
Issac has a good agent so he has the illusion of being a good actor.
He's really fucking pretty
he looks really good in still pictures imo but whenever i watch him act it's just whatever
>See an Oscar Isaac thread
>It's nothing but manlet shitposting and literally reddit
/v/eddit pls leave
Time to fix this manlet thread
He looks best when his hair is taking over his head, short hair doesn't really do it for him.
hell yeah he does
He pulls off pretty much every hairstyle, the only style he's had where I actively didn't like it was when he was rocking the undercut
>yfw they wanted to cast young George Lucas in SW7
he is so charismatic he pulled of the King of England in Robin Hood even though he is from fucking Guatemala
I like him a lot, but he should be careful to not take the Fassbender route and become over-exposed as fuck