sorry, but why are so many Americans so keen to tell us that they masturbate all the time? Kevin Smith is the worst. never more than a minute from talking about lifting up his belly and using a Fleshlight. If there is one behaviour which is like an oversharing child, this is it. There is nothing wrong with masturbation but why share it as if it's an amazing achievement? Do you want a prize? How many shits did you take today? Any more information no-one wants to hear?
>>64516486 >mfw I just checked the golden globe nominations I knew it would be bad but holy shit. Like seriously what the fuck? If the Revenant doesn't sweep it will be an outrage since apparently they've barely bothered to recognise any other good films >The Martian >Mad Max Fucking hollywood, every fucking time
They should make a superhero TV show starring Jennifer Lawrence and based on Jennifer Lawrence.
Her superpower is that she is possessed of a megaton of quirkiness. Every episode is about her having to fight a super-villain but also she has to deal with her everyday life (''Mom's coming to visit I have to hide my buttplugs!'' ''Oh my God I have to finish singing that Cher song whenever I hear even a snippet of it!'').
When she battles an enemy, she trips, falls down on the ground and starts doing the worm while farting uncontrollably. The just-like-us quirkitude knocks the villain unconscious. The episode ends with something like her running around in an empty room with airplane arms, BUT (get this) she is making helicopter sounds.
She also has a sword and uses it to cut villains like Zorro. But instead of a Z, she slices an XD into the bad guy's chest.
You know it must suck being JLaw, think about it. At an incredibly young age she won her first oscar. And then straight away she won a second one and was thrust into the limelight. And all the while her publicist is telling her that people like her because she's so relateable and quirky.
But immediately there was no way to go. Most actors spend their entire lives just trying to get one oscar. And all these fat tumbltards look up to her. And the only actresses she can really compare her career to are literally the most acclaimed actresses of all time. No pressure. And deep down she's a mediocre actress who knows she can't compare. And she knows she's just the flavour of the month.
So she says whatever bullshit comes to her head about feminism and oppression and acts as quirky as possible in an attempt to hold onto her career which is slowly dwindling from under her. And she tries to take everything she can. Because in twenty years time when no one remembers her name, and she's spent all her money on her coke addiction >all she'll remember is the taste of Harvey's dick and balls
>>64518178 >she's not gonna age like Meryl Streep Streep built her entire career on two gimmicks: Wig-and-acccent Cries on cue
Scriptwriters write to actors most of the time if they want to be taken seriously. That means in turn that actors' longterm success comes from playing to type even if they occasionally play against it. Type is without exception an exaggerated personality aspect.
In Streep's case it's emotionally intense (drama) or witty (comedy) because she has enough range to carry off both.
JLaw is a selfie taken out of focus. There might be something beneath the blur but we'll be damned if we know what it is. She's currently popular because female audiences self-insert since her character typically has the kinds of circumstances they wish they did, but as an actress who could perform in theater? Fuck no.
She's quirky because she knows all of this is tenuous as fuck for her and the Oscar is meaningless.
>>64518798 >Most actors spend their entire lives just trying to get one oscar. And all these fat tumbltards look up to her
My brother's theory is that PSH killed himself because every fucking review he got was an accolade and he realized no one was willing or able to honestly review his work.
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