>Sir, we're looking for an actor who...
>Say no more! I got someone waiting outside.
>We need a woman who can pull off Miss Piggy without having to undergo dramatic weight gain
>Sir, I've got someone ready to go
>Sir, we are looking for the Actor. Not just a actor, THE ACTOR!
>He's standing right in front of you f-a-m.
It's funnier if you only post the description and someone else has to guess the actor.
>Sir, we need an actor who looks kinda middle eastern but not really so white people can still identify with him
Just pick up one off the streets
Holy fuck the one on the right actually looks like Boyega!
in honor of your eric roberts thread, please save and circulate my eric roberts inherent vice poster reaction image
I wasn't actually trying to make a meme, I was making a frustrated thread about Mark Ruffallo being hard to understand when he speaks and I did in the "We need an actor that's completely unintelligible and mumbles his way through his lines!" "Say no more, sir, I'm about to call Mr. Ruffallo right now!" way. And then I guess it caught on. But yeah, honestly, now I find it funny as well.
>Roberts' character on Justified wasn't written with any extreme character quirks, but according to Graham Yost, "he showed up drunk on day one" . The writers quickly rewrote his character to have crippling alcoholism, which proved to be fortuitous as most of the takes involving Roberts pulling out a hidden flask or slurring his words were unscripted.
>When Christoph Waltz wants to do Bond and Clash of Clans commercials and doesn't answer your calls back