Remember that episode where the Doctor's backup woke up in the future in a museum where the people believed Voyager was evil?
>there was only one episode about the Warshit Voyager
>the fifth Enterprise season about the rise of Emperess Sato was cancelled
>meanwhile, Ira Steven Behr and Ron Moore spent hours fapping at evil Kira
The universe isn't fair.
better than all the other crap mirror universe episodes in trek
Can this be the general?
The memes are here already anyway
Whose /tv/'s Vortafu?
>rise of Emperess Sato
I saw enough of that, thanks.
anybody play this game? i feel liek reinstalling it. how about star trek online, is it worth it? looks like too much of a time investment but im a bit curious
though to be fair, both probably seem so good because the rest of the cast is not great
First contact with Manletians, the crew is welcomed by their comfort women who will then be given the the Federation as a show of good faith and gratitude while the Manletian ambassador, in the middle with glasses, relativizes his cultural differences with Kirk.
Pulaski was worse and Bashir is literally old /g/ mixed with medicine, he wants to make new science advancements but not be too much in the action or be a normal doctor on a ship.
>confirmed for best doc
The enterprise crew isn't that bad, almost everyone has an episode or two in which to shine. Outside of those episodes they don't have much to do.
But you still have Commander George W. Bush III, Sam Beckett, and T'pol is a fine Pon Farr Panther.
It's been unanimously decided, ages ago, that McCoy isn't in the running for best doc. He's already got the top spot, and it's not even worth mentioning.
Have some Disco Bones.
>You must be at least this manly to ride the abdulladoc
Problem is that it stopped right when characters were starting to get good and interesting.
Shit, even Travis had some pretty cool moments in the Terra Prime arc, just when the writers remembered he actually exists.
I know there has been the same dynamics in the other series, but Archer T'Pol and Tripp got most of the focus, leaving the rest of the cast behind.
And that's a damn shame because we have only seen one of Phlox's wives and none of his children, we only had a couple of Hoshi's panic attacks and Malcolm was starting to get into trouble being CIA when the series ended.
>Travis had some pretty cool moments in the Terra Prime arc
>tfw pic related got SPACEBLACKED
>mfw Mirror Archer got cucked by Corporal Bufallo Mayweather
this may very well be the best convo between anons i've read in a while. the chemistry alone is off the charts. good job anons.
unless of course this is a single poster posting for shits and giggles, then you're just as awesome for being this creative.
He was rocking that high fade though.
You're obligated to watch all of it.
You don't get to pick and choose your first time through. TOS Movies, then TNG, then DS9, Then VOY, then ENT. The original series is hard to blindly recommend to people, but you should watch it at some point.
I watched that episode last night before bed actually.
Missed opportunity to not have the gorn be a guy in the same rubber costume from TOS so archer can hit him in the back with both hands clasped together.
Voyager is wasted potential: the series. It's not without some enjoyable stuff, but mostly it's boring and forgettable and never goes anywhere.
DS9 is probably the best written Trek series overall, but is also the least "Trekky" and kinda breaks apart earlier series, which is why lots of fans are butthurt about it.
Of course I remember. I was just watching that episode last week. He truly is an inspiration.
I don't see no Cunny Wildman or 37 of D in that picture anon.
Mods please delete this for false advertising.
All jokes aside I did enjoy the female crews skimpy outfits!
>the fifth Enterprise season about the rise of Emperess Sato was cancelled
Who gives a shit? It was already super obvious how she came to the throne since it was exactly like how every other of their tyrants had up to that point; she showed up with a big stick and threatened everyone with it.
How she fell would be a far more interesting story, given the firepower she commanded.
Are you saying that using a sex doll or a sex robot is nothing but a high form of masturbation and that if a female was to have sex with a sex doll or sex robot she would still technically be a virgin ?
The guy on the left finally got to reunite with his own kind. Good for him.
Sorry about that Mr. Worf. Here you go.
Hottest woman in star trek.
Prove me wrong
pro tip - you can't
dont listen to these pleb ds9 ctionbabbies. if you want more trek in the vein of TOS and TNG, watch VOY. If you want a generic syfy channel show that pretends to be star trek cause of the title, watch ds9. the multitudo plebeius make it their "trek" of choice.
this is a troll post right?
she made peace with 8472, crippled the borg for good reason so theyd stop spreading, ran away from the vidiians, got the hirogen to stop killing people then got the holograms to stop killign them when they were too stupid and fucked that up, and brought back red foreman;s people back into peaceful existence when he had wiped them all out himself multiple times.
its like you ds9ers are intentionally dense.
>who can't survive once their computers stop working
They can't survive when they are working. No one gave them the starfleet report on Dr. Moriarty, which should be essential reading for anyone operating a holo-deck.
Was it the same character or were they different?
"benjamin, I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the looks you've been giving me recently"
"looks? what looks?" *he licks his lips remembering pounding jadzia's pussy while feeling the worm squirm inside her belly*
The only reason sisko was made captain of a space station was because it was deemed unrealistic that a black captain wouldn't just fly his ship to planet chronic and do fly-by's on Kardashian ships.
i'm in ruv. i'll be screencapping her through the whole series kek.
>Jews start steering Star Trek towards le ebin Nazis are evil and white people are wrong with everything
>They accidentally put an episode in where the past can vastly be misrepresented, with the winners writing the history books to make the enemy look as bad as possible
The pottery is supreme.
did this species appear anywhere other than TAS? i need to know for science.
These don't count?
>LET ME FORCE THIS SOME MORE
You're an insufferable turd who makes no one laugh. Your meme is stale and shit.
Still an autist for sperging at someone thinking your shit "meta meme" involving the filename was related to Apple mobileposting.
I refuse to believe maintaining the same MD5 with the same filename is somehow not autistic, it would be a feat to have multiple people maintain this order.
You sound upset.
>every one but one maintains the filename
>people do this one thing i don't like
>in star trek threads
>on a peruvian smoke signal webzone
>let me bitch about it
>i know, i'll search the archives
>they have autism but i sure don't!
Best episode of Voyager.
The show would have been GOAT if the whole thing was like that evil version
You're a confirmed redditor/newfag if you think the shared filename means anything. I've posted stuff on here with a 30+ character filename and found other people posting it with the same one.
Sorry for shit res, I couldn't find the original
Very late reply, but: Chronologically, it goes TNG - DS9 - Voyager, but there is some overlap. Most that overlap doesn't make a whole lot of difference in the series though. There are a few crossover episodes, and from time to time events from one of the other series will be mentioned. It helps when starting Voyager to have seen DS9, because then you'll know who the maquis are, and you'll appreciate the scene in Voyager's first episode with Harry and Quark a lot more.
Ignore everyone shitting on any specific series. It's all worth watching. I personally think Voyager is the weakest entry into Trek series, but I still watch it from time to time, and enjoy it every time. Just watch it all for yourself, and make up your own mind.
picard is my favorite captain but patrick stewart is kind of a dingdong
Part of me thinks no. Part of me thinks yes.
Ian McKellen also had a jersey too. I remember they both posed for a picture together; I have the image saved somewhere on my hard drive from years ago but I'm too assed to find it.
Just google it. I bet Ian took this picture of Patrick doing the pushup.
Floppy disks of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry finally yield data
unfortunately, none of the contents havebeen released yet
Speaking of Mirror verses. Apparently the shitty Star Trek comic series based on the new movies is currently doing such a story which features a good Khan who for some reason resembles jesus. It's very weird.
>anything but shit
It had it's moments, but S7 was pure fucking garbage. Or did you forget the moment where Janeway broke, no absolutely destroyed the Temporal Prime Directive, and created god knows how many paradoxes by coming back and delivering a set of Batmobile armor and super-special, genre breaking torpedoes?
Not to mention the fact that they had already established that there is a branch of the federation that are essentially time cops from the future who prevent shit like that from happening, and we didn't hear a peep out of them.
I'd also like to point out that neither that rediculous armor or those insanely powerful torpedoes were in any of the other futures seen before and after, and neither were used in Nemesis on the FUCKING FLAGSHIP OF THE FEDERATION
Digging into Voyager really is like peeling an onion. And yet, despite being what I consider to be the worst Trek series, I still enjoy it.
starfleet obviously hid or destroyed the armor and quantum torpedoes to prevent any further violations of the time prime directive durr. that the time police didnt intervene meant they had done everything as they were supposed to.
Today, T'Pol's costumes sell for over $3000. One of her civilian outfits sold for $6500.99 on eBay. Her highest priced item is her original Vulcan uniform which sold for $8,400 at Chrisities back in 2006. Obviously, guys would love to have the clothes that wrapped T'Pol's curvy body.
Man Karl is way out of it.
Remember that one time Picard tricked a omnipotent being even more powerful than the whole Q Continuum, which genocided 50 billion aliens with a thought? He let him live out his days alone as a punishment, he was a good friend.
It's an entirely different beast than TNG, so I don't really know how to compare the two. That said, it's a great show, and you'd be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't give it a chance. If you can get past the first season, and still enjoy it, it only gets better from there. Hell, there is a reason it lasted for ten seasons and a couple spin off shows.
Because that's the nature of a good sci-fi thread. There don't seem to be any shitposters trying to ruin things at the moment, so we're only bumping as fast as the actual conversation is going. I've seen threads like these last for almost a week before finally hitting the bump limit.
Why couldn't they just install a hard-plug for the holodeck's power source that is not within the holodeck itself? Shit goes wrong just literally pull the fucking plug and it all powers down. That Moriarty episode would have ended before it really began if they had that.
Funny thing about the Time Police is that they need to maintain their existence in the timeline. The founder of the Federation Time Police and creator of the Temporal Prime Directive? Commander fucking Chakotay.
Timelaw is not evenly applied. Even if you are raping the timeline you can still get a pass if you are raping it in a way that allows the Time Police to continue existing.
So did Spock in the movies that shall not be named. Where was Braxton then? Sexist piece of shit.
>The founder of the Federation Time Police and creator of the Temporal Prime Directive? Commander fucking Chakotay.
Is this made up or true?
Because if it is, I'm ok with it. Better than making Insaneway Admiral.
He got arrested out of time. You need to think less linearly.
Wandering the delta quadrant for 16 years and not dying is a feat that should not be underestimated.
Sure, she did a lot of crappy things, but she survived in a hostile situation many would have failed in and brought back a shitton of data.
If that doesn't get you at least a token promotion, I don't know what will.
Also, imagine being Time Police. You'd either have to 1) recruit people who have no interest in time travelling to fix their own lives or 2) pay them so well and make their job so cushy they wouldn't consider bribes.
But anon, everyone in Starfleet (Timefleet?) works for the sake of the satisfaction of doing a good job.
>Implying Braxton didn't have like 3 other version of him running around the space-time continuum punishing people for breaking the Temporal Prime Directive, and whining about Janeway.
Come to think of it, with the amount of change Spock and Nero brought about, it's highly unlikely that Janeway will ever end up in the Delta quadrant, which means Chakotay and the Time Police... And the Q Continuum's civil war... And the Borg...
Fuck, I think Spock managed to destroy the Federation and much of the galaxy in one swoop.
I used to think like you do. Then I saw the real future Naomi.
When TNG ends, Voyager begins. DS9 runs alongside the last half of TNG and the first half of Voyager. This means during the first few seasons of DS9 there are crossovers with TNG and in the last few seasons there are crossovers with Voyager.
Literally only space seed. And its not even essential since the movie tells you what you need to know.
They're a part of TOS but have their own internal consistency and stand alone. 3 1/2 of the 6 movies are all part of one arc.
But like i said TOS is hard to blindly recommend. I love it, but the production values, camp, and time period are things that could turn off a new viewer.
>mfw all those episodes of trying to make Wesley into a important interesting wunderkind
ITT: things that would make the new Trek series GOAT
>Snoop Dogg stars as a recurrent minor character, like what Whoopie Goldberg did
>tholians that finally look like something
>mfw it's about to happen