I have seen a test screening of Civil War. Ask me anything.

>infinity war
>no captain america
k

>>64509630
Did you like it?

>>64509630
Who do you think the Miami Dolphins hire?

>>64509955
I liked it a lot. It was very fun and serious at the same time. It wasn't Whedonesque.

>>64509865
What's the time gem?

>>64510185
I don't know anon, you tell me.

>>64509630
killed by a sniper?

>>64510226
>you tell me.
>you
>yuo
>huo
>hue
Hue Jackson.

>>64509630
What does spider-man bring to the party?
Same for Black Panther
How much screen time do returning characters such as Ant-Man and Vision have? Are they put to good use?

>>64510239
Yes. Crossbones does it, when Steve gives up.

>>64509630

Why do you feel the need to lie about watching these garbage ass children's movies?

Do you think it will overtake Star Wars?

>>64510266
He brings quips, and VERY GOOD action scenes.
He's just there to set up BP in a few years.
Ant-Man has the same amount of time that Falcon did in Ant-Man.
And Vision is in for about 40 minutes and is in the final battle.

Hey guys, I saw it too, Ask me anything.
I just saw the film. 100% just saw it.

I'm not just making this up because i'm a fucking pathetic douchebag who is so desperate for attention I will lie about watching the latest assembly line marvel capeshit just so you gullible fuckers will give me the time of day no one else would, like on my home board /co/.

>>64510292
Hard to say, It's very, VERY good, But it's a MCU movie a year after two. Star Wars was the first on in 30+ years.

>>64510310
How's Spidey?

Is the suit okay? Is the acting good?

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>>64510275
how cinematic is it and are there like shots that resemble comic covers or something? like picrelated

>>64510352
It's very like pic related.
Tom is THE Spider-Man. He blows Tobey and Andrew out.

>>64510352

Yes. The suit was red, and blue, and very cool looking, yo!
Shit was mad epic as fuark and Tom Holland was based. He was funny and also a nerd.

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>>64510338
>Star Wars was the first on in 30+ years.

Is Spidey's suit design more akin to Andres Garfield's Spiderman or Toby GOAT Maguire's?

Just got back from a midnight screening

Seeing Falcon dawn the Cap costume with the shield in hand and wings spread was fucking epic dude. RiP Steve

>>64510310

Any people switching sides over the course of the film?
Does Bucky take up the Captain America mantle at the end?
What do Spider-Man's action scenes involve?
Is the bucky/tony/cap fight at the climax of the film?
What are the repercussions (if any) at the end?
Any mention of Thanos/the gems etc?

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>>64510379
Forgot image.
>>64510367
Steve is handcuffed and he is being walked into the court room, Crossbones is on the rooftop across from the court, and he shoots him in the back. That scene is not in.

>>64510413
Wait he's got the Webpits?

>>64510392

Little but of both. It's a very spiderman esque suit. Theres a scene towards the ending when Tony shows him a rough concept for the Iron Spider suit too.

Tony designs the "real" suit for him though and when he's doing the design Tom says something like "No, no, make the eyes bigger" and Tony gives him this wtf look

>>64510413
How much screentime does spidey have?

>>64510413
so you're saying his mask has romita classic eyes? now I'm kinda hyped

does Spidey look like a teenager? how's his voice?

>>64510401
>>64509630
lol fucking idiots. how could you think a le Reddit jokey thread was acceptable?

fuck me, cuck threads are more amusing and believable than this. get a fucking job

>>64510441

He's in it for a very good portion of the flick.

>>64510413
>armpit webbing
Kill me now.

>>64510431
>Iron spider
Oh yeah, I remember that.

>>64510458

Very cool, man.
He's everything you'd ever want Spidey to be, yo.

>>64510275
But Crossbones blows himself up in the first act?

>>64510407
Yes.
Yes, he does.
Fighting with Hawkeye and Ant-Man, He webs one of Hawkeye's arrows and throws it back at him.
Middle
Ant-Man, Cassie, Hawkeye and the remaining heroes go into hiding, Iron Man works for the government trying to right his wrongs over Steve.
Yes. after credits

>>64510458
He does, And yeah, He's skinny as hell. And a kind of squeaky voice, but nothing too bad.
>>64510499
No he doesn't.

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>>64510431
>Tony gives him this wtf look
SO U SAYIN TONY DESIGNED ROMITA CLASSIC EYES IN THE FILM? BASED TONY

>>64510564
Yup.

why the fuck are people believing this mong? you stupid /r/movies idiots

sage

Other than IronMan, who's the biggest pussy of the film and why?

>>64510499

Yes, he does. he was cloned as part of a new shadowy weapon program from SHIELD. Thats why they want Spider-Man so much. They see a lot in him as the first genetically different superhuman who can actually control his powers.

also
yes there's a Spider-Man clone arch brewing

>>64510601
Bucky.
He cries over Steve

Does spiderman ever unmask himself to any other heroes? Or does anybody know who he really is?

Also, do they ever mention how long he's been spiderman?

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>>64510602
>yes there's a Spider-Man clone arch brewing

>>64510652
The Unmasking scene from the comic is in

Are any of the agents of shield in it?

>>64510652

he says something in the film like he's been doing this "for a few years...unsuccessfully" as kind of a dig to the Sony franchise.

Yes, he actually unmasks himself to Wanda

Any hint Cap might get a Nick Fury-esque revive?

>>64510602
>>64510663
>post yfw Tobey was Reily
>Garfield was Scorpion Peter

>>64510705
No. He's dead.

>>64510706
you're spiderman.
and i am too.

>>64510706
Holland was still in fucking diapers when based Toby was kicking ass.
If anything, he's the clone.

>>64510705

Like I mentioned earlier. Clones.

>>64510742
I'd still love to see Tobey appearing as Spidey again, but that's just not happening. But if this clone shit is true, are Marvel insane enough to pull something like this as their explanation for older Spideys?

Does Spiderman get the Iron Spider?
Who becomes Captain America?
Does Rhodes die?
Does Spiderman have a lot of screen time?

>>64510808
Like I said, Holland's too young.
If he's only supposed to be 16 or 17, that means he's only had his powers for a year maybe.
The OG Spiderman trilogy takes place over like 5 or 6 years.

Is it an Iron Man film or Captain America 3?

>>64510825
Already all answered.

Any Chaos Magic?

Hows Hawkeye?
Hows Widow? Does she forget about Banner?
Hows Lizfu?

Is the action as good as, or better than Winter Soldier?

What roles does Antman have in the movie? Or is he just there for a couple of fights?

Is the hawkeye/antman wombo combo in there at all?

Are there any decent 1v1 fights?

And do we ever get to see a good cap vs iron man 1v1 fight?

>>64509865

Cap dies in Civil War, Bucky takes over
Iron Man retires from the public eye in disgrace
Thor dies in Ragnarok
Hulk is lost with him (in space)

Avengers team 2 garbage and get BTFO by Thanos in Infinity War part 1

Dr Strange rallies them and with the Guardians of the Galaxies help use the time stone (or something along those lines) to bring back the original team in Infinity War part 2

Both Avengers+Strange+Guardians+Adam Warlock save the day

he has to suck Tonys cock for a better outfit

WATCH THE POST CREDIT TO SEE IF HE DOES

>>64511060
no Netflix heroes?

>>64511060
100% this

>>64511060
So the Time Stone is a Dragon Ball?

>>64509630
So last night I woke up in the middle of the night and threw up like 6 or 7 times for no apparent reason, went back to sleep and woke up feeling completely fine

What's that all about?

>>64510894
It became an Iron Man movie the moment Robert Downey Jr. and his ego became involved.

>>64511184
No, it's a cosmic artifact that can control time.
Like the name implies.
Fucking idiot.

>>64510260
HUGH JACKMAN CONFIRMED FOR BRAZILIAN

>>64511200
Cancer, most like

>>64511200
You ate something bad.
You're lucky you got it out of your system before you got the liquid shits that literally dehydrate you.
Fucking Olive Garden has done it to me twice, man.

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>>64511184

It's absolutely going to be used like that, or something else will. But the time gem is the most likely. Strange has it. In the movies its the eye of Agamotto necklace.

In Infinity War Thanos is going to come knocking to collect all his shit. (He could also be behind Ragnarok since Asgard has the space stone)

Strange'll know what hes carrying and what to do. Kind of like the Nick Fury of this grand cosmic scale.

We all know Crossbones dies in the beginning.

>>64511222

He's referring to how the dragon balls (which are magic wishing rocks) are mainly just abused to bring dead protagonists back to life.

>>64511156

Cameos at best. Whats Daredevil going to do against Thanos?

Does haweyes family get killed in the movie?

Also. As you claim to know about fuure films. Any daredevil anywhere outside his series?? Any agents of shield in the movie?

>>64511333
Beat him up with kung fu

>>64511359

I'd go for it. Thor and Hulk get their ass beat by Grapelord but in the end its the blind guy with sticks that saves everyone.

They are totally gonna kill Cap. Not doing it and reviving im in Infinity part 2 would be dumb. Maybe even Quicksilver can get res too!

>>64511283
All off in pairs:

Thor and Hulk
Doctor Strange and Scarlet Witch
Vision and Adam Warlock
Ant-Man and Wasp
Normies on Earth

>your typical Marvel flick thread

Ugh

>>64511333
The same that a guy with bow and arrows, a girl who knows martial arts and a regular agent of shield can... maybe even more as he has super senses and shit.

>>64511693
>Doctor Strange and Scarlet Witch
You just know Strange showed Wanda the Eye of Agamotto.
If you catch my meaning

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>>64509630
PERFECT FILM 10/10 I LOVE

WHENEVER WANT IT HAPPEN
>WHY NO HULK SMASH SMASH?
HE SMASH SMASH
>WHY IRON MAN NOT PEW PEW?
HE PEW PEW
>WHY NOT DILDOMAN PUNCH AND SHIELD
HE PUNCH AND SHIELD
>WHY NO EXPLOSION FOR 4 SECOND?
EXPLOSION
>WHY HULK NOT SMASH LOKI?
HE SMASH
I LAUGH
WE ALL LAUGH
BIG CLAP
LOVE LOVE FILM GOOD

>>64511333
Until the Infinity Wars part 2 you will have The Defenders settled. Iron Fist, Daredevil, Luke Cage, Punisher and Jessica Jones. It would be cool that they showed in the end battle saying that they wanted to help.

>>64510338
Someone's completely new

>>64511740
>ugh
BOYS. MMMMMMM.

>>64511790
Teacher's gotta teach the "mystic arts", you know.

>/co/umblr calling this movie "film"
You better run off back to your contaminant board, kids.

>>64511969
MOS fan detected.

>>64511984
>MOS
I don't know what this is, child.

not one mention of Black Panther

fake, no source, no time stamp no nothing, move along

/thread

>>64511060

>Cap dies in Civil War, Bucky takes over

How does this kind of stuff work in comics?

Like is civil war 10~ chapters or something and caps mainline comic is simply not getting new chapters during that period? Do they just ignore CW stuff about him being dead, as if CW is some alternative timeline.

>>64512025
military occupation specialty

>Black Panther

NOT ONE MENTION IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD

>OPs full of shit
>big surprise

>>64511751

As for shield is the kree experiements/inhuman just a way of getting around saying mutant? Like there's 'notMutants' in the last avengers. Or are those characters actual marvel characters/plot points?

>>64509630
WHAT the fuck is going on in this thread? It sounds like in a kindergarten...

You must be 18+ to post on 4chan.

>>64512079
>what is ctrl+f
Black Panther was mentioned you illiterate fuck

>>64512112
Captain America comics were published, they just featured Bucky as Cap.

>>64512165
Inhumans are just Not!Mutants in the MCU.

>>64512249
>....

Underage.

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>tfw everyone is falling for this bait
you're all even worse than redditors

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>>64512506
>Believing someone would just go on the internet and tell lies

>>64510630
I would to to be honest family