Jay Leno has his cars, Nic Cage buys houses/castles...
If you were a well known celebrity with a shit ton of cash, what would you collect?
I would obseesively collect dental molds of every celebrity i work with. It would be in my contract. Then i would have fake teeth made from them and wear whatever one i feel like on a daily basis
All types of guns and air rifles, hell, even airsoft ones. They don't even cost that much compared to cars.
Lemmy did that. Choose other thing, be original.
I would collect homeless people. They would stand around my mansion motionless, some as statues and other crouched over as end tables. They would all be paid, but must stay in found clothing and keep the horrible stench. A few of the crazy ones I would let yell/rant at my guests as an interactive art exhibit.
Me? I'd collect crab legs.
How would that help them? The most frustrating part of porn is finding the source when you have nothing to go on. Once you know who the girl is and/or what it's called then you can usually find it somewhere.
That being said, if you did have every porn ever made I'd definitely hit you up because some shit just isn't on the internet anymore.
1700's peasant houses. Nobody would get to live in them, but they would all be mine. I would live in a inner city apartment where I could have frequent showings of east scandinavian and russian kino for select individuals.
flamethrowers and helicopters
honestly? Probably just have an insane home theater. The best of everything. Then find the best versions of movies to watch, whether it be certain editions of the blu rays or the laser disc versions and collect those.
custom painted chucks from celebrities
i would make it a point to write that in contract that i wont work with someone if i dont have some painted shoe from them
Buy 4chan and reddit.
Remove all moderators from 4chan and let people do whatever they want.
Delete reddit and sue anyone who tries to make a replacement.
And Cage is always selling his shit due to being broke and owing the IRS money
And I remember around 10 years ago it was revealed that Leonardo Dicaprio was a huge collector of original G1 Transformers up until he was dating some girl who pussy-whipped him into selling it off.
And Johnny Depp collects Barbies
This. Every Jew in Hollywood knows that ownership is where the real money and power are found.
And Lemmy became an Obama-loving leftist stooge in his final years.
I recently started furnishing my study with antique and rare books. It's such a great feeling to get a book you've been looking for and hold it in your hands then put it on your shelf until you want to read it. My most recent find was an 1886 second edition of Treasure Island. I got it for a song too.
Most historically important guns are owned by museums and will never be for sale.
The smell of old books and old newsprint-paper-comic books is so intoxicating, and one of the best smells on the planet.
People who have everything digital don't know what good aesthetics they're missing out on.
Here friend, get yourself started. This smug Yaddle is all yours.
Pussy hair from the girls I paid to fuck with.
Enjoy having to give your cool dinosaur skulls back and losing your money.