So, /tv/, have you played the High Ground game?
Toasting on the ebin thread
Is it new people every time or do you fags really think the same joke is funny after 900+ times? How do all of you manage to be satire levels of retarded? The best comparison I can think of for the sense of humor on this board is a toddler squeezing a talking bear and laughing each time, but even they'd get bored after a few dozen iterations, let alone a few hundred. What the fuck?
>If me and my good friend got into a fight and my friend was burned alive with no limbs I'd cut his head off.
You say you would. Whether or not you actually would is an entirely different matter. Stay confident in your delusion though.
Judging by the context, he could rationalize cutting Anakin's limbs off as his own fault, as he could his crawling around on the obsidian sand and getting burned
it's a way of not actually having to see your friend die and kill him but still """"knowing"""" he's going to die and that he had to
If Obi tossed sand at Ani, would Ani be able to use the Force to block it?
You forget sand is Anakin's kryptone. I mean he HATES it. It's likely that if Obi Wan threw sand, Anakin would be so overwhelmed with fear and anger that he wouldn't react.
Thus the sand would get all up in his face
Aw but of course a babby like you wouldn't get it. Star Wars fathoms deep. If you have not pondered the deep significance of 'I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND' you have never truly lived.
I watched this scene seven times and I'm still learning.
High ground gives a 50% boost in all stats to anyone who has learnt how to use it. Anakin's natural stats are higher than Obi-wan's, so he assumes that even with the high ground acting against him he is still stronger.This is why he says >>64496878
Also Anakin as a Sith also hates Obi-wan, so Obi-wan throwing sand at him would grant him even greater power.
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FIRST ONE TO HIGH GROUND GETS TO STAY ON MY STARSHIP
This is exactly why obi-wan won
He had propably trained anakin like
>hey dude if you ever have the low ground, just do a badass flip over the fucker and slash the dude
So obi wan knew exactly what anakin would do and was able to counter it.
The pics are Anakin's mind
The text is what he says to Luke in the present, by "you were right" he means that Luke was right in thinking there was good in him, and the comic depicts what would have happened had he never fallen to the dark side
I thought the Jedi are opposed to love, why are Yoda and Obi-Wan smiling?
The red is, in anakin/Vader's imagination, as he is dying, what would have happened had the jedi been accepting of his relationship and cool with him in general
Or maybe I'm overthinking a crosspost from 9gag
Well, he did just end the Sith forever and prevent the rise of the Empire. Maybe they figure they can relax a rule every once in a while, given how close to utter destruction they came.
You can't end the sith forever until you Death Star Korriban and all the other sith planets
>Attachment leads to the Dark Side
So we'll take you from your parents before you can become attached to them, and instead you'll become completely dependent on our Order
Don't forget, that lightsaber is your life - never lose it! But don't get attached to it.
Don't get attached to your limbs either because statistically you'll be losing at lease one of those too