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If Luke was Rey
2016-01-05 04:05:01 Post No. 64494831
If Luke was Rey
Post No. 64494831
>Luke is an expert survivalist living on his own in Tatooine. He isn't subservient to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. He loyally waits for a lost companion to return.
>Luke steals R2-D2 from a Tusken Raider on a Bantha who has captured R2-D2. The Tusken just watches and rides away.
>Luke can understand everything R2-D2 says. C-3PO is written out since he's not needed to translate.
>R2-D2 follows Luke around obediently instead of running away and generally just thinks Luke's awesome.
>Luke meets Obi-Wan and tells him he's just a nobody and didn't even know the Force was real. Obi-Wan hands Luke his father's saber and then disappears from the movie. No training required.
>Luke experiences a "vision" upon touching the saber for unexplained reasons. Magic lightsaber?
>Luke enters the Cantina and knocks down Ponda Baba and Dr. Evazan with a stick when they threaten him.
>Luke finds the Falcon with only Chewie inside as TIE Fighters start bombing the area. He jumps in and flies it with some wild maneuvers through Beggar's Canyon while Chewie works the gun port. They destroy the TIEs and return to get Han.
>Chewie is injured while running from Stormtroopers to get to the Falcon and Luke takes over as co-pilot.
>Luke fixes the Falcon's malfunctions by himself before Han can figure out what to do.
>Han is so impressed with Luke that by the time they get to the remains of Alderaan, he offers Luke a permanent job.
>They sneak into the back door of the Death Star unnoticed and somehow instantly find Leia's cell.
>Luke uses the Jedi Mind Trick on the guards at Leia's cell to get inside. (First time the Jedi Mind Trick appears in the movie.)
>Leia says Luke is amazing, thanks him and won't stop talking about wanting to run away with him and devote herself to helping him. Luke is not interested and says he just wants to be friends.