toxoplasmosis man, it's this parasite man, and jesus was a burning bush
watch out for that mountain lion!
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
>it's another mindless chitchat podcast
>its another joe talks about ahyuasca
>and how his perception is so vast because he is a stand up comedian
just listened and it's kinda boring t b h family
/fit/izen here. This is why Joe injures himself during training and has a fuckload of healthproblems. He has incredibly poor form and is using weights that are far too heavy for him.
I admit I actually like to listen to Joe's podcast, but I actively skip the ones where he explains how he's tripping(
he's literally done this over a hundred times every time he explains his DMT trip)and most of his fight companion podcasts.
>its joey diaz tells stories that never happened episode
RONDA ROUSEY IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME FIGTHER!!
IF YOU TOOK HALF THE MEN IN THE MEN`S 135 POUND DEVISION.. SHE COULD
BEAT MOST THOSE GUYS LMAO
RONDA IS A BEAST, SHE`S THE FEMALE MIKE TYSON!! ROOOOOOOOONDA!!!!!!
Doesn't change the fact that his podcast has gone to shit and Joe tries to act like he doesn't consider himself to be all that smart or talented but actually does
He may be know more about fighting and fitness than the average person, but that doesn't mean he isn't a failure in both respects. I know a lot about audio engineering, doesn't mean I'll ever get a credit on any project that matters or makes money